But look at their Facebook comments etc they are all delighted-and I am sure they will shell out more funds she will have played the real hardluck story and they will have found the lunch charming. That is what she does and they don't see how profligate and wasteful she is. We're sickened and they all lap it up.
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Whilst we are waiting for more Patron Days info to trickle in, here are some very recent pics from Chloe’s (I like her) insta.
What is that metal canister on the ground? Is it a European door stopper or just junk on the floor acting like a door stopper?
What are those little squares spread out on the glass shelf? Individual wet wipes because of no running water or condoms?
Remember the toilet duck? Now he’s a design feature.
What’s in the can on the floor on the far side of the toilet?
Dan’s dangling pantry wires. I don’t think this is a good place to hang onions or anything else because no one can reach the items in the very back above the refrigerators and of course no one will clean anything that falls on top of them.
We usually gripe about the grime by this kitchen cabinet’s door handles, but look at the nasty floor below it. Gross.
What is that metal canister on the ground? Is it a European door stopper or just junk on the floor acting like a door stopper?
What are those little squares spread out on the glass shelf? Individual wet wipes because of no running water or condoms?
Remember the toilet duck? Now he’s a design feature.
What’s in the can on the floor on the far side of the toilet?
Dan’s dangling pantry wires. I don’t think this is a good place to hang onions or anything else because no one can reach the items in the very back above the refrigerators and of course no one will clean anything that falls on top of them.
We usually gripe about the grime by this kitchen cabinet’s door handles, but look at the nasty floor below it. Gross.
Right I'm coming to yours and I can always make it to 3am even if tequila is involved XXXX
At least a quarter of the people there are associated with the shitoo anyway! Wonder how many actual patreons there@Madame de Pompanddoodoo Thank you, for all the patron day photos thus far
So the bride wore white, but no sign of thebride2groom…
The Argentinian bully, also in white, as maid of honour…
FRK, also in white…as, well…the flower girl…
Mummy also wore white…
Uncle Steve walked Fanny down the aisle… Percy declined as he didn’t want to be anywhere near PhiPhi…
Kat, also in white… as bestmangirl…
Below stairsslavesstaff Marie and Dan wore black…
That is exactly how I used to throw my parties too.
Plus, lots of coffee and bacon sandwiches at 6am too for those who actually made it through the night! Great memories.
The flower/weed/flora-from-the-underworld arrangements are a big FU to all her patrons. Surely, she had the means to do better,
and yet she went with this
and yet she went with this
But Tattle Life always calls her shittoo a farmhouse
Farmhouse look would be hay bales to sit on and beer garden benches and tables, some pitchforks for decoration
Gawd almighty...I know some people have a lot to say but can you just give it a rest...post after post after post. I'm using the ignore button now. Desperate to get to that VIP status.
The floor by the cupboard is rancid and from your pics maybe the metal thing is a water bowl for indoor rodents ha ha. To run a B and B everything needs to be to code those electrics in the onion torture chamber have not been signed off for sure
No just chatting, but you can definitely scroll on post Police !!!
Le Lysol?What’s in the can on the floor on the far side of the toilet?
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Thinking you are Swiss? The fish shack celebrates with perch, Wisconsin fish-fry style. Swiss style absinthe, fruit beer, sausages and yummy zwetschgenschober FTW.Jep, done
Thank you all very much. Never thought, I would become VIP in less than two years (22 days left)
Red Grapefruit and Absinthe Cocktail
Appenzeller Bschorle Fruit Beer
Miller Lite
Grandmama's Receipt
Grilled Cervelat Sausages
Wisconsin Fish Fry Beer-battered Perch
Coleslaw
Buttered Rye Bread
Plums Baked in Semolina Custard
You are absolutely right! If I recall correctly, Isabelle said that the attorney was also a patron so my guess is that the attorney was there on her own personal mission and not necessarily there as a "group" mission, although her knowledge of law is important.
Regarding the food - I don't even know what to say. I can't decide if they catered it or if they made it themselves. It all looks like grocery store stuff. Roma tomatoes with cheese, that I'm assuming is mozzarella, but is square? Around here, the only "square" mozzarella you get is the processed Kraft Cracker Barrel sort! And then that delicate little splash of balsamic! The ham looked weird to me and, of course, was set on scraggly pieces of lettuce. That tart thing looks like something I buy from Trader Joes - frozen. I can't remember what it's called, but it has a French name that begins with a "P" - buttery pastry, ham and cheese filling. With a salad, it feeds my husband and I for two days' worth of light dinners and costs a whopping $4.99. That croquembouche looked dreadful! Not authentic looking at all and looked amateurish. Sort of like "in the style of croquembouche"! I feel like Maria may have made it, not that she's amateurish, but a real one is a whole lot of time and effort - I made one many moons ago and said "never again".......lots of hot sugar to dip each puff in, a few burns to my hands and arms, a couple of batches of pate au choux (I'm an expert on that now and make gougeres on the regular in my house!) and then the spun sugar....what a mess! It was fun, but as I said...NEVER AGAIN!
I am sort of speechless at the whole thing. Having seen a couple of other chateaus do a Patron Day, where everyone looked joyous and happy, makes this one seem, I don't know the word - odd? Who are the lucky patrons that get to sit at the rectangular tables without a CLL character watching their every move and conversing with them? Are those the lower tier? If so, that's pretty crappy. Why aren't people allowed to mill around with each other and get to know each other and share their love of all things CLL? As someone above said - CONTROLLED.
I hope these patrons enjoyed themselves. I'd find better ways to spend my money, though.
From the average age of the patrons represented, I'd say it will stop because they will all be dead in a few years if not before. Some pretty unhealthy looking people from the photos shared.
Dan did…. Bet the jag is in his yard
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I like to think she’s one of our spies and has designs of Ardmore destruction with it!🥸
Not aimed at you. I know we're not allowed to police what people post. I scroll on if I don't agree (well most of the time I'm not an
). I try to post when I think I've found an interesting bit of info/photo etc & try to stop myself from commenting on everything as think it slows the thread. I have used the ignore option twice - one for someone I found offensive & the other who just basically was parroting what had already gone before & it irked me. Sometimes I guess I prefer quality over quantity.And it was 100% not aimed at you.
This picture shows the lack of effort more than any other so far. All that crap lining the walls, weeds as centerpieces, mismatched wrinkled table coverings looks like it was put together in 10 minutes. Sad. But, I guess her followers feel special just because they were allowed to come there to the shed to rub elbows with her highness and her special family and friends. Maybe they had a donation box place by the door to cover all the costs of this big event.The flower/weed/flora-from-the-underworld arrangements are a big FU to all her patrons. Surely, she had the means to do better,
and yet she went with this
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It will have had old draughty windows…. Carpet on the floors or wipe clean? It was a school previously let us not forget.
I’m trying hard to follow up the leads from the local historian I contacted. Unfortunately the local newspaper for that time is not yet digitised
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