The Chateau Diaries #175 The lonely chair is where Philip sits after being Potty's fluffer

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@Sasha Groves I like your new avatar.
It reminded me of their SA trip.
When the package arrived at Lalande from Ardmore, I was really hoping that this would be unpacked.


It would have made a great souvenir as a memory of Philip Janssen's first African safari.


Instead, Stephanie Jarvis selected this Ardmore vase. The elephants in the room.
 
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The Flowers just spent 6 months on a kitchen. Fine. But now we have to watch 6 months of building a play shed for their children in middle of the woods???? Pass. Not wasting my time watching that.
 
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Tonight's nonsense - continues with the dreadful menu theme - bet the poor singing sods were starving - continues with purchasing utter shite - continues with breathy anxiety laughs from Steph. The only person I'd give any time to is Maria.
As someone who has run extremely large to small intimate events, I would NEVER allow a random made-up menu to be served to my paid event guests, especially one as unappetizing as this luncheon horror. Lentils? FFS.
 
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Oh look, PhiPhi’s original hairline!!! Those were the days!
 
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The lamp "for the arriere cuisine, arriere cuisine" ugh Glad his MIL branded it as clutter, brownie point IJ. However, has she not noticed how much new clutter has been brought in since she was there last?
 
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Brother Belly can renovate a convent and do a vlog a day but brother BeaTrick Potterick can’t get one vlog done in months. Bea-trick must be busy on his knees at the sewing machine servicing Alexandra the drapes maker. I bet Alexandra, like the drapes, is well-hung!
 
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And meanwhile in America land, Steffi’s half-stepsister Becky prepares breakfast in the morning. For her and her young boyfriend Patrick from Greenland, who you can see running and climbing in the beginning of the video.

 
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Thank you @KiKiGee, I agree, the monkey would be a much better memento
 
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As someone who has run extremely large to small intimate events, I would NEVER allow a random made-up menu to be served to my paid event guests, especially one as unappetizing as this luncheon horror. Lentils? FFS.
…Can I.. can I hear more about those intimate events..
 
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The anti-bald spray is really standing out, so that must mean:
- Philip is going more bald.
- The ginger dye was a failure
- A combination of both
- Who cares everybody loathes Philip even Mummykins
Squirrel Boyfriend should have bought that dead ferret fur in the shops ..... he could have cut it up and used it on his head!
Don't worry Tartlettes- he will not get a ferret for a pet . As soon as he tries to pat it the fangs will come out and bite the allergic one and that will seal the fate of that ferret.

I hope someone sends a homemade embroidered cushion to Gift Grab for Mummy with her famous words stitched on it .... "Clutter is Clutter" !
Would look lovely resting on that sofa thingy in the kitchen.

I thought Percy was in his blue pj's in the kitchen .... nuh, it was a brand new Overall !
Where did he get that ? Did he pack it in his suitcase to come to France?
Is it a new trend? Is Dior making them for the Autumn Season???
In Australia we get all the trends so late

CD is starting to look like a Cooking show , even Squirrel prepared some tomatoes. Mummy picked leaves from the garden and Percy met Dan the Teeth Man for the first time??!!
Gosh I am waiting for Mummy to meet up with the Tree Guy!

Nasty Natti and Bun Boy have been a "Item" for a year! Oh how time flies.

Still a boring video but the sunset with the Falling Down Chapel saved the day....... lets hope it will still be there next week for another hinty begging $$ spot .
 
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This is spot on. This is why restoring it is important to Stephanie. Dinner party, lingerie shoot, Moonie wedding in my family chapel.
I noticed Amaury all over the November 2021 colloquy with Viard as well. "Amaury" being the name of the son of Simon "Kill them all and God will know his own" de Montfort -- medieval Catholic genocidal nobility.
 
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You can tell this is an early photo because Philip is wearing his old waitstaff clothing.
Now, he dresses weirdly and Stephanie's cousin waits on him for dinner!
Of all the things - and there are many - to rag about when it comes to Philip, I will probably never get over the fact that Amaury has to wait on him for dinner.
 
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I do believe Necklace Fairchild has run out of interesting vlog content ! The make-up removal segment was simply riveting!
 
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