The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

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Remember that Isabelle would drop teenage Fanny off to gate crash parties of rich/well connected families. Fanny would attempt to attend parties of wealthy people when she was never invited to attend the parties. Isabelle obnoxiously pushed the social climbing and gold digging entitlement from the early years.
 
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Well well, Dana and her son outdid themselves this time! They produced some scorched brown briks topped with some sticky runny yellow thing and served them as "pavlovas"... Really? Has she ever seen a real pavolva in all her life???
This woman is disgusting, just like her food.
Well, she wouldn't be there otherwise.

 
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To be sung in the chateau chapel on Open Day to the tune of This Little Light of Mine:


This little chateau of mine, I’m gonna let it rot.
This little chateau of mine, I’m gonna let it rot.
This little chateau of mine, I’m gonna let it rot.
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot.

This gay boyfriend of mine, I’m gonna paint his nails.
This gay boyfriend of mine, I’m gonna paint his nails.
This gay boyfriend of mine, I’m gonna paint his nails.
Paint his nails.
Paint his nails.
Paint his nails.

This little Patreon scam, I’m gonna milk it good.
This little Patreon scam, I’m gonna milk it good.
This little Patreon scam, I’m gonna milk it good.
Milk it good.
Milk it good.
Milk it good.

 
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Let’s ask Clara. . . . .
Is NUTTI pregnant?!
We’d love your intel on that. . . .
Thank YOU!
OMG Nutti is not preggers.. leave it alone.. and also SJ is not going to marry squirrel boy. I would rather discuss oatmeal and pineapples.
 
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I have often thought that while I think Maria's cooking is certainly an upgrade over FRK's, I'm not sure it's worth the $50 per person that's being charged. It definitely looks as though whoever is in charge is giving a meager budget. There's never any decent meat, no fish...four halves of baby potatoes, I can't remember what I've seen for vegetables as all they've talked about is zucchini.......it seems like more attention is paid to the garnishing of whatever they're serving to make it look "elegant", but when you break it all down, it's always, always a cheap meal. Not worth the $50 at all, no matter who is making it. It's been said she serves cheap box wine, too, so you can't even say the money is due to the alcohol!
OMG! I saw that and was so disappointed for the people who had to eat those terrible things she made.
I just made a Pavlova last weekend - we were invited to our neighbor's birthday barbeque and were asked to bring dessert. Since they don't eat things like cake or pie or cookies, I struggled with what to make and came up with Pavlova. I haven't made one in years and I made two of them. I wish I had taken pictures as they were the most beautiful things I've ever made....filled with fresh raspberries, lemon curd (that I made myself from scratch!) and whipped cream, then I squeezed passion fruit over them.......I used this recipe and will say that my version 95% looked like this...and they were not burnt! One of them did get a crack in it, but no one noticed!


 
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This is just a prime example of how to NOT do business. The website she links on her Instagram account DOESN’T EXIST. So with her thousands of followers does she send them to her YouTube? No. The Chateau’s website? No. To her Facebook Page? No. Her Patreon Page? No. Her bio on Channel 4’s website? No. She’s a fucking idiot.
 

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I can’t imagine her making curtains without a proper set up to make curtain panels. Maybe she showed her home workroom but I didn’t see any of those episodes. It would take a DIYer years to make that many curtain panels- She mentioned a hundred windows I thought. And using interlining and lining- as should be- but anyway enough of my jibberish about “curtain talk”.....
 
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A holiday my arse, they have gone for a week end. Back at the Shitoo on Sunday.
 
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Actually it's the only way for Stephanie Jarvis to spend time with her bff Larkin, as his wife Marie refuses to spend more time at the shittoo. She is not the kind of person to say no and deny her husband anything, but spending time at the shittoo has become such a drag and she really can't anymore, or so I've heard. Apparently they are going to use this holiday to talk about this and try to mend things, setting boundaries for Stephanie Jarvis. It will not work, as boundaries do not go well with narcs like her.

Dana likes her food over done...
Dana, food and the word 'like' should never be used in the same sentence.
 
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I concur
 
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Let’s ask Clara. . . . .
Is NUTTI pregnant?!
We’d love your intel on that. . . .
Thank YOU!
Most definitely NOT, she's just fat. Sorry for being so blunt, but that's the only language that Bullying Argentinian Troll understands. She herself thinks it's okay to rate the looks of the guests that stay in the B&B she's supposed to be running, sipping her Mata at the kitchen table instead of checking her phone to see if anybody needs help with anything.
 
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if she is pregnant she would have the pregnancy of an elefant...
Like I said, the Argentinian Bully is just fat. With the return of Mummy Dearest soon, she will no doubt be spoken to in that manner, as Isabelle Jarvis has strong opinions about people that can not restrain themselves and indulge in overeating. She makes no exceptions, even her "charming" sister Chantal has to suffer the consequences as she is often ridiculed publicly AND behind her back.
 
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OMG Nutti is not preggers.. leave it alone.. and also SJ is not going to marry squirrel boy. I would rather discuss oatmeal and pineapples.
The reason why Nasty Natti looks pregnant because she has a pineapple stuffed up her jumper !
 
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A holiday my arse, they have gone for a week end. Back at the Shitoo on Sunday.
But we all know that when Fanny says she has only gone for a day away or a short break she's actually been for longer than that by her timeline discrepancies. She's getting smarter at covering her tracks by wearing that yellow frock for continuity & making sure the nail polish is changed but nevertheless when she says she's got for a short time it's to flim flam the patrons that she's not always off on holidays isn't it? She said she'd have to be back at the weekend for guests - suddenly she's so worried about dining with them. Am wondering if she is hoping that she can schmooze them into becoming patrons to fill the gaps left by those who have left?
 
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The reason why Nasty Natti looks pregnant because she has a pineapple stuffed up her jumper !
No no I'm sure it too many Oats.

Does anyone recognise the mountains in her plane photo? Then we can have a game guessing where she is going.
 
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