Rental of fields has a very low return in the region. Plenty of land to rent cheaply.Indeed, she hasn't mentioned the bee keeper, whom I'm sure pays for that field, and others locally must rent fields from her!
I wonder just how many gifts Tattlers have sentWhile you're at it take a peek at the gift grab she posted earlier, lots of infinity scarves, peacock themed everything & cheap flavored tea. Plus Selmar got a tux but poor Phillip got a teddy bear tie! Did I mention more water bottle covers? and tiaras?? At the end she had her 3 stooges(Nati, Selmar & Phillip) lined up on the couch and gushed about how grateful she is to have them. God I can't with this much longer
The beekeeper pays in honey. they don't own fields to rent, just a small batch where they keep the sheep/designated for parking in the future, the rest is woodland for firewood.Indeed, she hasn't mentioned the bee keeper, whom I'm sure pays for that field, and others locally must rent fields from her!
heaps about that show pony are just plain wrongI LOVE the fact that she is actually being put to work in having to answer questions. It must really wind her up that she is having to be answerable to people. You know like someone who gets money for doing something is accountable to the person giving them the money - sort of an alien concept to her as it sounds a bit like when you have a job!! As for this -
It is not girl power to spend her inheritance that was earned by her father doing a job of work. Girl power is earning your own dosh & working & paying your way in the world. She's also bummed off Nic & Michael who do work as well as keep a roof over her head. So I guess if she lives there 365 days a year & they use it as a holiday home that she should pay for the bulk of the repairs? Shes just making up a backstory now and I find it funny that she must be having to sit with a list of questions being asked on here & having to invent a tale to cover what she's being getting away with for years.
- Personal opinion here - I kind of love that Stephanie paid for the bulk of the renovations and is now the one raking in the $$ over Nic and Michael.
Girl Power
I watched it and couldn't believe how she was basically answering all of the things that have been brought up on here. I thought she came across as genuine and enjoyed it. Having lost both of my parents at a young age I could relate to her becoming emotional about the loss of her father. This is the Stephanie I prefer, when she's surrounded by people she just becomes too silly and behaves like an attention seeking, little girl, not a 45 year old woman. What I don't understand is that damp proof course was not mentioned. Do they not do this in France? Surely you need something to stop the damp coming up through the floors and into the walls otherwise all the new plasterboard is a waste of money. Also, can you not get insulation that can be injected for the bedrooms where she didn't want to remove the wallpaper? I, personally, before worrying about the lake etc., would be replacing as many windows as possible with the 100K.Omg anyone else catching the premier
Lotll is reworked her narrative
someone has gotten a media advisor
apparently now monies were her inheritance
Given early - how she bought the London flat
threadshave been dealt with in order
you have to hand it to her
chatelaine ..... it’s planet SSB
I wouldn't want any of Marie's food. The concoctions always seem so strange and to my mind don't really go together. Her cooking, for me, is a bit like her flower arranging - overrated by herself and other lalanders.The biggest bitch slap
and there was many
the highway ingorance of LOTLL
marie is trying to set up a florist
shes alluded to it for ever
bitch of all bitch slaps
I’ve hired four people in a pandemic
eh not with your own money
I offered Marie a job as a cook
for the summer ....
game set match ...
Run Marie like the wind
look what she’s done with DB
your next
Every euro counts. And a used field is better than being left fallow. Even the Pethericks get value for the hay cut from their land.Rental of fields has a very low return in the region. Plenty of land to rent cheaply.
How Scrounging, Lying, Thieving, Exploiting Covid, and Tax Evasion Saved my Heap in the Middle of Nowhere. The latest vlog for snobs from Scrounger Jarvis, who's had everything handed to her on a plate and has never done a day's work in her life. Handicapped Scrounger Jarvis - the only person in the world to have gone into retirement on the day of her birth - will do anything to avoid selling her shato or doing anything that could remotely be described as work.
No, not really. Some of it is constitued of all the land and forest around the shatoo, the meadow in front of the shatoo and the small meadow with the beehives (under barter land for free honey). So no income there. We do not know if the rest is forest or cultivable land. In France the rent for cultivable land is decided by the French authorities and is different in each "département" (+/-county) and it is not much.Sixty acres should be generating some income.
One of the owners (Ash) is a local councillor in the UK (now working from home in France!) - no doubt his constituency is delighted. Therefore, there could be a regional connection, town twinned with etc, so the cash cow will continue to flow for them as well.Meanwhile - while Scrounger Jarvis is making silly pronouncements about how her shato has been 'saved', in a desparate attempt to cover up her lying and scrounging - , 'Château Rescue', which should be called 'Saving Monster Munch Phil of Shato Strife', seems to have been a complete flop.
The owners of Château de Lalacelle are making their own vlogs and 'treating' the dry rot (mérule in French: https://pierreredoutey.fr/2019/02/0...n-chateau-en-normandie-infeste-par-la-merule/). They don't seem to realise that you have to strip out the building and actually burn it to remove it - serious contenders for the Plonker of the Year Awards?
This really does highlight her illusions of grandeur if she can use Blenheim Palace in the same sentence as her decaying heap. She really does think she’s now part of the aristocracy because she’s got a big house and land. *shakes head in disbelief *I must admit it was the first place I thought of as somewhere which so reminded me of the HMN. This description of the UNESCO World Heritage site Blenheim Palace sounds just like the Shatoooo. "standing in a romantic park created by the famous landscape gardener 'Capability' Brown. It was presented by the English nation to John Churchill, first Duke of Marlborough, in recognition of his victory in 1704 over French and Bavarian troops. Built between 1705 and 1722 and characterised by an eclectic style and a return to national roots, it is a perfect example of an 18th-century princely dwelling".
She needed to adjust and reinforce her narrative.charlatan - Petherick n Jarvis family
worked this out together - this was planned
too many people were calling them out
Oh yes. She’s wearing a dress over a drindle skirt. She loves them both so much she wears them together with her ever expanding waist cinched in with a brown leather belt that would look better on Dan in the garden holding his pants up and other myriad uses about the chateau. A fine pierce of useful sturdy leather. Back to the ensemble... she wears it often. I remember seeing her styling that look last year. Clearly she still thinks it’s a good look as she keep wearing them. Together. She has not got a clue when it comes to styling either herself or her ShatOfTat... she still has that god awful yellow cushion on the awful BJJ upholstered piece of junk in The Pissy Putrid Salon. When she loaded that seat up with mismatched cushions after BJJ (the only work he’s ever done) upholstered it and she did the big reveal even her rapid devotees pleaded with her to take the cushions off. Especially the yellow one “because they did not work with the sofa” (which is not the sort of seat you would use cushions on anyway) - but no - hideous yellow cushion still there. She hasn’t got a notion about interior design, decoration or styling. Every room especially the bedrooms look like Hyacinth Bucket vomited in every one and the interiors are the result.Golden shower dresses, pee stained ceilings and the art of misdirection- Welcome to shatoo deception.
So many questions, I saw the thumbnail. Is she wearing a dress over a dirndl skirt? Is heating going in IJ apartment so LOTL will be snug and cozy next winter or is Mummy dearest coming to keep eye on her darling daughter's activities.
I should start a Patreon account
....my parents' townhouse that was built by a very prominent New Yorker in 1877 needs a new security system (with the crime rate rising in the city my family needs better protection). My 'mummy' also wants to replace the countertops in the kitchen (pink marble is so 1990s, white is the new pink). The gym in the basement needs new glass doors (the old French doors made of wood and glass are a bit outdated). The sidewalk in front of the house needs to be pressure-washed. The back garden also needs to be redone (we need to get it ready for spring so my mom can celebrate her 48th birthday in the garden---she wants a waterfall).
Become my patron and help restore this amazing piece of historical property on the Upper East Side.
No that weird shit going on at the side of her eye is always there regardless of whether she has her face Filled with Botox or not. It wears off. I’ve had it done many times and know a lot about it. Getting it done by a reputable professional is very very costly. But that eye skin thing is always there. I really think she owes us and her disciples a vlog to explain “weird eye skin thing” it kinda fascinates me.I have zero personal experience with botox. I have had people from work explain that whoever looks that way in zoom meetings because of botox. I work from home don't get out of my extremely small community much. So is this what botox does to the face?. Because I really don't see how it helps.
I heard her slightly differently... The BnB will only operate Thur to Mon, didn't say that guests had to stay for a specific period. I only recall her saying that guests and staff would gather around a table - no mention of food.I have only just recovered from the paroxysms of laughter caused by SJ managing to shoehorn an itty-bitty, historically unimportant, architecturally of no consequence decrepit heap in the rural backwaters of rural France into references to Blenheim and Longleat. I'm surprised she didn't throw in Downton Abbey for good measure.
i really can't be bothered to air other thoughts vis-a-vis the Financial Confessional Of Inheritance Bled Dry & How My Patreon/YouTube Good Fortune Will Be Spent For The Restoration, Preservation And Conservation Of My Magic Kingdom.
Other than to say 2 things re the B&B:
On a side note, I realise it's an emotive subject but there is world of difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance. The former is illegal, the latter is not. It might be seen as deeply dodgy and morally reprehensible, and of course tax planning could be open to financial improperliiy, but a reputable tax planning specialist would advise their client on ways way to minimise tax liability. Having successfully registered the AL1905, it will be subject to audit and scrutimy, both by the tax inspectorate and the government department responsible for overseeing these associations and whether they are fulfilling their brief. How restoration of Ch de la Lande qualifies for Ai 1905 is a quite different matter! It can be rescinded.
- From what I've read about an Association Loi 1905, one of the things that stood out was the requirement that those you donate/support the entity must not receive anything in return, either a tangible "thing" or a benefit in kind. I'm not sure how that rides with the discounted B&B stays at Chateau Jarvis. Payment for the stay would go into the B&B business account but the reduced rate offered is purely because of supporting de La Lande/de Lalande/whatever it's called this week. I'm probably barking up a soon to be felled tree that threatens the chapel, but it sounded a klaxon.
- the very jolly (?) B&B long weekends are clearly aimed to make patrons feel special and valued. And exclusive. She made it sound as if dining with the chateau family (give me strength) would be such a treat, all sitting around the same table, blah-di-blah. The criteria within which a chambre d'hote may operate is maximum of five letting bedrooms (no problem there) with the provision of breakfast. It doesn't actually mention full board but the rules say that if an evening meal is offered for an additional charge there are guidelines to be adhered to: no choice (a menu would be deemed to be a restaurant), sale of alcohol is prohibited (not a licensed premises) although wine/drinks may be offered at no extra cost and that the guests should eat with the host/s and household. Stephanie is making it sound as if staying for a long weekend all inclusive package, using.ones Patreon ticket, will be an exclusive experience. When what she's proposing is simply following the rules,
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