The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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I am caught up on the thread after being out with no internet or cell reception for the week…I didn’t want to inconvenience @Jules100 so I tried to make a tile myself…you are truly talented @Jules100! As shown by me and Mr Jarvis, tile making is not for everyone!
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I totally agree with you. 😂 Back to the drawing board for you methinks. Or, leave it to someone else more creatively minded, e.g. Jules100. Truly hilarious! :love:
 
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Because he is. I have never met a man before with less charisma . Even for a nerd he is beyond the most downplayed meaning of the word boring. I think what binds Larkin to Jarvis is that in a way he has never grown up to be a responsible adult either. He tries to act like one, sometimes, but he always fails. He's a child, a lonely and scared child who hides himself in board- and computergames.
This has got me wondering how the hell did he bag such a high flyer wife.
 
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Because he is. I have never met a man before with less charisma . Even for a nerd he is beyond the most downplayed meaning of the word boring. I think what binds Larkin to Jarvis is that in a way he has never grown up to be a responsible adult either. He tries to act like one, sometimes, but he always fails. He's a child, a lonely and scared child who hides himself in board- and computergames.
I got all that vibe from his posture at the recent bagless picture of him at the Easter brunch table. Interesting that a computer game bubble boy should be in Jarvis' chateau bubble. Good call, Clara.
 
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Who is so sensitive to things they can’t usually wear nail polish? Maybe Bubble Girl?
Or is she a devout Muslim? …My understanding is that devout Muslims cannot wear traditional nail polish because it shields them from God. I heard this when I was watching a news story about a Muslim woman entrepreneur starting a new nail polish company with a new type of nail polish that is somehow porous, which makes it acceptable to be worn by devout Muslims. (?)
 
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Actually Jeeves, if you are maybe contemplating taking even more years off your age and, why not?
Would you like me to ask Stephanie Jarvis, :oops: sorry, Caroline Gooder, where she goes for her frequent botox injections? Personal recommendation is always the best way forward and we all know that it makes sense! There may even be a discount involved if we mention their names - who knows? ;)
Fanny is hardly a recommendation for botox! :ROFLMAO:
 
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The bulbs were included with Philip's purchase of the chandelier. Therefore, the HMN will continue using those until the last one is remaining before buying any other kind to replace them.
Once they get down to the last bulb, perhaps then SJ will stop complaining about how bright her bathroom now is. BUT, the current brightness does actually show up every single flaw within that bathroom, doesn't it, especially the ceiling! Wonder how long it will take them to paint that? Place your bets! :giggle:
Since dim Snorts is suddenly handy he could put in a dimmer switch!
 
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Since dim Snorts is suddenly handy he could put in a dimmer switch!
God forbid, never. Especially, not if I were ever going to use that bathroom myself OR, didn't wish to short circuit the entire electrical system within the HMN. It was all a total farce and set up specifically using others to do the real work just for the pink phone - he just pretended to do whatever was required at the final stage.
 
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C'est vrai.....mon mari est Francais!!
OK, you need to tell me far more please. :)
My personal experience was after just one dance I was propositioned with that well known French phrase - J’aimerais coucher avec vous ce soir. Even with my very limited French, I knew exactly what that meant! :giggle:
 
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It seems @missartemis review on trip advisor has been removed. 🤔
You are correct. It was removed weeks ago. However, it still remains on trip.com and here.

Posted May 29, 2022

I was both a YouTube follower and patron of the Chateau before traveling to France to stay there. I'm not anymore. I was treated like an inconvenience and an interloper. All I can say is DON'T GO. The volunteers were not paid to run the place so they had no reason to be accommodating and in some cases, they were outright rude. There was no heat in October and I was freezing - there is not a hot water bottle in existence that can keep you warm enough. They did not answer their landline and did not respond to WhatsApp when I needed important information. There was a skeleton staff of 2 people for the first 3 days of my visit so I was essentially alone in the gigantic edifice. It was eerily quiet and desolate. I was not greeted warmly but rather was grilled about my Pass Sanitaire - which I luckily secured before leaving the US. If I hadn't gotten one I would not have been able to stay there and they didn't even tell me I needed one. I was never thanked or acknowledged for my patronage and I was there for 8 days! The owner did not even take the time to talk to me for more than a few minutes much less make me feel welcome. And it needs to be said that the building is in dire need of basic repairs - It is much more "grubby" and run down then I was lead to believe and there is no safety compliance. The money being donated through Patreon is not being used to renovate but rather to decorate. There were no shutters on the windows of my apartment, no locks on the apartment door, and the cement spiral stairs had no railing. No one offered to help me get my luggage up the stairs and I am elderly and arthritic. I was basically ignored. The whole experience was a bitter disappointment. I know there are many others who have had the same experience and have not posted here but I wish they would. If you want to have an experience like the guests you see on YouTube you will be taking your chances - Don't say you weren't warned.
 
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Or is she a devout Muslim? …My understanding is that devout Muslims cannot wear traditional nail polish because it shields them from God. I heard this when I was watching a news story about a Muslim woman entrepreneur starting a new nail polish company with a new type of nail polish that is somehow porous, which makes it acceptable to be worn by devout Muslims. (?)
I think that maybe wrong don't think the Quran mentions nail polish ha ha

Fanny is hardly a recommendation for botox! :ROFLMAO:
I think she looks younger than her years don't you?
 
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It seems @missartemis review on trip advisor has been removed. 🤔
I recently watched an ep of CD from 2018 where the HMN gained a 9 out of 10 B&B rating from Booking.com. SJ was truly overjoyed! As was MP too.
Whatever happened to that philosophy and mindset regarding the HMN's B&B status - never mentioned these days!
Oh, how times have changed. 🤨
 
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I recently watched an ep of CD from 2018 where the HMN gained a 9 out of 10 B&B rating from Booking.com. SJ was truly overjoyed! As was MP too.
Whatever happened to that philosophy and mindset regarding the HMN's B&B status - never mentioned these days!
Oh, how times have changed. 🤨
Thats why the vlogs are so dull now they are not genuine in anyway shape or form just going through the motions
 
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Childrens books with Dereks art? Who on earth would subject a child to that pornographic detail... tits and tennis anyone? Please excuse my new avatar, it's not as high spec as @Jules100 but it's in keeping with the colour theme. 💙
I did actually wonder about your new avatar. What was it before your new found creative streak kicked in as not sure whether it is an exact replica? 😂
 
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