The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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Well, after the media revelations of this morning. I sincerely hope that Boris and Carrie will 100% be footing the bill for their planned "second" wedding at Chequers later this month. Absolutely ridiculous carry on - just why even bother?
IMHO, they need to be saving every last penny they have since Boris is now deemed as unemployed. No doubt, s/he will write a book and become an after dinner speaker, travelling the world - like so many others before him. 🤮
I think she's already planning whose husband she'll be snaking next. Lana Zahawi, do you know where Nadhim is?
 
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Humorous??? Interesting???
Thirsty.
She is thirsty for a man. Preferable rich.
Doesn't she already have a BF? Well, she did when she was last visiting the HMN. Is that now over? Sorry, don't follow anyone on IG.
 
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And he made FOUR big bowls of it... They'll be eating it the rest of the month! You know nothing gets thrown away...
Fanny can add some rock hard brussel sprouts to the left over tuna pasta salad - yummy!

And he made FOUR big bowls of it... They'll be eating it the rest of the month! You know nothing gets thrown away...
Fanny can add some rock hard brussel sprouts to the left over tuna pasta salad - yummy!
Apologies in advance as this is not political in the least, just pure outrage from me personally.

I heard on the radio this morning that the recent revamp of Boris Johnson's No.11 flat cost £200K.
If true, absolutely despicable waste of taxpayers' money - that's more than some people pay for a flat/house - outside of London, of course! And God only knows how many times the average person's annual salary generally is.
I wonder whether he and Carrie would have spent that figure from their personal funds if they had been footing the bill themselves? :mad:
I sincerely hope that the new PM likes the recently revamped flat, otherwise he is stuffed!

The Prime Minister’s controversial refurbishment of his official Downing Street flat cost more than £200,000, a leaked copy of the invoice suggests.
Items ordered by Boris and Carrie Johnson for their No 11 apartment from interior designer Lulu Lytle’s upmarket Soane Britain firm included a £7,000 rug and 10 rolls of wallpaper costing £225 each, the document, obtained by The Independent, indicates.
The bill also listed a £3,675 drinks trolley, two sofas worth more than £15,000, and dining chairs costing £11,200, with the cheapest item – a kitchen table cloth – priced at £500.
The reports are likely to reopen controversy surrounding the lavish flat overhaul and how it was funded.
The Cabinet Office, from where the leak reportedly came, referred the PA news agency to No 10, which was contacted for comment.
Soane Britain declined to comment.
The flat revamp was one in a series of scandals surrounding Mr Johnson’s leadership which ultimately led to his party turning against him and forcing his dramatic resignation on Thursday.

In May 2021, Mr Johnson asked his then-adviser on ministerial interests, Lord Geidt, to investigate claims that he had secretly asked Tory donors to foot the bill for the redecoration, which far exceeded the £30,000 annual public grant afforded to the Prime Minister to spend on his living quarters.
The Fanny School of Design, but atleast none of the furniture is stained.

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When she said Ian I spit out my Chablis then I realized it was the wrong Ian. Keep working on somebody else’s apartment instead of your money making rooms



Spode and other China in all the TJMaxx Ross & home goods.
I’m pretty sure she has no intention for Gerry or Nati to occupy those apartments. They’ve always been intended as money making gites imo. As we know from Clara, Steffamememe and Gerry aren’t nearly as close as they pretend on camera and Nati’s expression has always told on it’s owner when the subject comes up. They probably would’ve been finished and put into commerce by now if the Mairie hadn’t put the kibosh on the swimming pool project. Without that amenity there really isn’t anything drawing folks to the gites.

Well, after the media revelations of this morning. I sincerely hope that Boris and Carrie will 100% be footing the bill for their planned "second" wedding at Chequers later this month. Absolutely ridiculous carry on - just why even bother?
IMHO, they need to be saving every last penny they have since Boris is now deemed as unemployed. No doubt, s/he will write a book and become an after dinner speaker, travelling the world - like so many others before him. 🤮
There’s always the dole😝
 
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Apologies in advance as this is not political in the least, just pure outrage from me personally.

I heard on the radio this morning that the recent revamp of Boris Johnson's No.11 flat cost £200K.
If true, absolutely despicable waste of taxpayers' money - that's more than some people pay for a flat/house - outside of London, of course! And God only knows how many times the average person's annual salary generally is.
I wonder whether he and Carrie would have spent that figure from their personal funds if they had been footing the bill themselves? :mad:
I sincerely hope that the new PM likes the recently revamped flat, otherwise he is stuffed!

The Prime Minister’s controversial refurbishment of his official Downing Street flat cost more than £200,000, a leaked copy of the invoice suggests.
Items ordered by Boris and Carrie Johnson for their No 11 apartment from interior designer Lulu Lytle’s upmarket Soane Britain firm included a £7,000 rug and 10 rolls of wallpaper costing £225 each, the document, obtained by The Independent, indicates.
The bill also listed a £3,675 drinks trolley, two sofas worth more than £15,000, and dining chairs costing £11,200, with the cheapest item – a kitchen table cloth – priced at £500.
The reports are likely to reopen controversy surrounding the lavish flat overhaul and how it was funded.
The Cabinet Office, from where the leak reportedly came, referred the PA news agency to No 10, which was contacted for comment.
Soane Britain declined to comment.
The flat revamp was one in a series of scandals surrounding Mr Johnson’s leadership which ultimately led to his party turning against him and forcing his dramatic resignation on Thursday.

In May 2021, Mr Johnson asked his then-adviser on ministerial interests, Lord Geidt, to investigate claims that he had secretly asked Tory donors to foot the bill for the redecoration, which far exceeded the £30,000 annual public grant afforded to the Prime Minister to spend on his living quarters.
Jarvis is just like Carrie and Boris -- others foot the bill for nouveaux riche drecor. (Legit typo, leaving as is.)
 
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That color? Really? :sick:

I don't mind the colour per se as I think it is a current trend choice. Just feel it might be a tad too dark as from the mags that Sadie is basing her kitchen design on, it doesn't appear to be a match. Surprised the mag doesn't give the maker's exact colour option. Rather strange imo. But, she seems happy with her choice, and, at the end of the day, we won't have to live with it, will we? ;)
 
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awe was probably out doing Dana
It definitely was a weird situation....I think Dana mentioned cutting the supposed refugee's hair. So she could have been there for a hair-cutting job, and then was asked to dinner (aka summer garden party). But if Dan was there, he could have wrangled the boys so Annalise could, for once, have a peaceful meal without tending to the needs of two little ones. Dan went out of his way to say he had to stay at "his" house.
 
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I FF thru that whole episode. BORING🥱
Who paints the middle of a wall like that. She is definitely not going to finish it.
I did exactly the same because it was literally like watching paint dry.
And, she obviously only painted that section the way she did so she didn't have to reach up or down, so much easier and less physical exertion on her part. She is waiting for Mo's return to do otherwise, no doubt about it. 😁
 
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Yesterday's, 7/7/22 CD's live chat.

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Jenny Willow I thought Phillip was the sensible one when it came to buying 'stuff'
Jean Minnifee Good afternoon everyone sounds like Philip is in trouble. Lol
Devona Ravenhold I would say, trust the process. I can nearly guarantee he has an entire asethetic around this
Mary Kate Golden I think it would look splendid in the gift shop
Estelle South Africa I love Philllip's taste
Rick Bryant Now get a Mandarin Chandelier.

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Diana Elizabeth Bashford Please remember to press the thumbs up button

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smolpuppyo'love can't stop to say hello, but big hugs all around and kisses to all.
smolpuppyo'love just wanted to say that you can get some watermelon aurora borealis crystal cut glass droplets and bling it.....
smolpuppyo'love au revoir see you later, I'll try to catch this as I go

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Jean Minnifee We need to move on from 197k now onward and upward to 200k

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Eric My BF isn't allowed to buy anything for the house
Eric if he wants to spend money he can make a mortgage payment
Eric Does anyone know if they had baby chicks ?
Eric II kind of like a smaller group you can actually read the chat
Eric Maybe the chicken coop needs a chandelier

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Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial) Hello to the ones who love to gossip about Stephanie, her friends and our editorial... the mayority of this people are from UK, youngsters who don't work. How is all doing?
Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial)Those mean youngsters are the one who fake to be everyones FANS, the ones who only have a letter as a profile picture here youtube

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MaryEllen Meekins tch!

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Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!
Katherine That money is used towards the chateau restoring.
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Jenny Willow @Gerald Grady Can you tell Phillip or Stephanie to block the troll.
Gerald Grady Trying to Jenny, just a sad pathetic person. More to be pitied than scorned
Jenny Willow @Gerald Grady Thx. Just hate it when people try and spoil the happy vibe.

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Sweet Baby J How did @Brenda Gibbons become a troll?
Sarah Yates @Sweet Baby J it’s a troll, it’s not the real Brenda Gibbons hun
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Jill Scott @Sweet baby j it nots the real lady
Val Slater @ sweet baby it is someone using her name

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Michelle Kucharew I reported that account as misinformation...closest I could find to describe unsubstantiated slander.

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jetje goes dutch @Philip Janssen hoi hoi gelijk even een waarschuwing... Brenda Gibbons is nogal irritant aan het doen .. zegt dat er geld van patreon gestolen is door je lieverd.. pfff
(hi hi just a warning... Brenda Gibbons is acting rather annoying.. says patreon's money has been stolen by your sweetie.. pfff)

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severn tales how long before the grand salon would be reveal you think guys an other 2 months or more?
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Always Jiji I'm curious about the progress of Nati's apartment, did I miss news on it being finished or is that still an ongoing project? I'm super nosey and excited!
Spencer Moore I can’t wait to see the chapel all done

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Gerald Grady All good Philip, see you on Sunday

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Ashley Phillip what color nail polish are you wearing>
Philip Janssen @Ashley Hot Coco by Nailberry!
Ashley Thanks I love the color

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Sweet Baby J @Chateau Diaries, why were all the ladies wearing black?
The Chateau Diaries @Sweet Baby J I wore black and it was so unusual for me that all of the others joined in for a laugh

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Always Jiji @Philip Janssen you should own a little cottage to foster poor forgotten stuffed taxidermy animals "Fosters home for Forgotten Fur Friends"
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Jill Scott @Phillip janssen that is a stunning price for the tapestry
Philip Janssen @Jill Scott Right?! :)
Always Jiji the embroidery is so intricate I would hate to cut it up, maybe for a headboard or frame it for a wall
Ashley Philip you should have gotten the badger
Philip Janssen @Ashley Not for €125 - but I’ll go back and see if he’s still there next time!
Jason Dubey The French lady sitting is now amused

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The Chateau Diaries @Jason Dubey It’s thriving!
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Dana's Cookbook @Stella Marie Poetry and Green arts, love Micheal , dear friend , we will see about that it’ll be amusing
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Jason Dubey Poor little bathroom ceiling....
The Chateau Diaries I really disliked the chandelier in the brocante, but so did Simon!
The Chateau Diaries Vivienne and Philip ganged up together
The Chateau Diaries @Sarah Yates It’s true that it seemed transformed once it was in the bathroom
The Chateau Diaries @Brenda M Thank you, I love it
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It's been a while since smolpuppyo'love was spotted in the chat! The Brenda imposter posts really had everyone in a tizzy. Doesn't take much...
 
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Fanny can add some rock hard brussel sprouts to the left over tuna pasta salad - yummy!


Fanny can add some rock hard brussel sprouts to the left over tuna pasta salad - yummy!

The Fanny School of Design, but atleast none of the furniture is stained.

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This is the 21st century version of the aristo decorator style Colefax/Fowler et al both Carrie and Fanny aspire to.
 
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That color? Really? :sick:

Pussy pink, Prolapse pink Pretty pink?
I wont lower the tone by making rude jokes about the colour looking like a well loved, love passage, were all better then that, I'm better then that!
but the first thought that came to mind when I saw the colour was Michael <3 Madrid Mauve has a nice ring piece to it.
 
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