The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

[KiKiGee]

Yesterday's, 7/7/22 CD's live chat.

Jenny Willow I thought Phillip was the sensible one when it came to buying 'stuff'
Jean Minnifee Good afternoon everyone sounds like Philip is in trouble. Lol
Devona Ravenhold I would say, trust the process. I can nearly guarantee he has an entire asethetic around this
Mary Kate Golden I think it would look splendid in the gift shop
Estelle South Africa I love Philllip's taste
Rick Bryant Now get a Mandarin Chandelier.


Diana Elizabeth Bashford Please remember to press the thumbs up button

smolpuppyo'love can't stop to say hello, but big hugs all around and kisses to all.
smolpuppyo'love just wanted to say that you can get some watermelon aurora borealis crystal cut glass droplets and bling it.....
smolpuppyo'love au revoir see you later, I'll try to catch this as I go

Jean Minnifee We need to move on from 197k now onward and upward to 200k

Eric My BF isn't allowed to buy anything for the house
Eric if he wants to spend money he can make a mortgage payment
Eric Does anyone know if they had baby chicks ?
Eric II kind of like a smaller group you can actually read the chat
Eric Maybe the chicken coop needs a chandelier

Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial) Hello to the ones who love to gossip about Stephanie, her friends and our editorial... the mayority of this people are from UK, youngsters who don't work. How is all doing?
Brique & Bois Publisher (Editorial)Those mean youngsters are the one who fake to be everyones FANS, the ones who only have a letter as a profile picture here youtube

Brenda Gibbons hi @David logan
Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!

Neil Chisholm This is my first premier! I have to say I’m a little excited and have no idea what to expect!

Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts troll alert
Shehla Irshad yes troll Allert
siamgirl31 I’ve never seen negatives in this chat. Please stop.
Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!
MaryEllen Meekins tch!

Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!
Katherine @brend gibbons what are you going on about?
Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!
Katherine That money is used towards the chateau restoring.
Brenda Gibbons STEPHANIE STOLE PATREON MONEY!
Karma Thank you for the kind welcome @Brenda Gibbons
Barbara Grace Brenda gibbons be careful of what u say
Sarah Yates @Brenda Gibbons go away, we all know you’re a troll and not real. You’re not welcome here
I'ma Vegemite Brenda Gibbons - no one is forcing people to support her chateau, it's hers anyway
Chelle Wales It's troll, looks like they've stolen Brendas name
Oksana Klein Brenda Gibbons us a Troll! Go away from this chat

Gerald Grady Good evening lovely Lalanders. Seems we have a sad troll
Jenny Willow @Gerald Grady Can you tell Phillip or Stephanie to block the troll.
Gerald Grady Trying to Jenny, just a sad pathetic person. More to be pitied than scorned
Jenny Willow @Gerald Grady Thx. Just hate it when people try and spoil the happy vibe.

Michael Potts F1 Hello!!!
Jill Scott @Michael potts f1 hi there michael
Michael Potts F1Hey @Jill Scott

Sweet Baby J What happened @Brenda Gibbons?
Chelle Wales @Sweet Baby J yes but that brenda gibbons is a troll account
Sweet Baby J I thought @Brenda Gibbons was close friends w Stephanie?
Sweet Baby J Hi chateau friends
Sweet Baby J How did @Brenda Gibbons become a troll?
Sarah Yates @Sweet Baby J it’s a troll, it’s not the real Brenda Gibbons hun
Sweet Baby J I hope the real @Brenda Gibbons is ok
Jill Scott @Sweet baby j it nots the real lady
Val Slater @ sweet baby it is someone using her name

Carol Stevens Philip; the person Brenda Gibbions is saying that Stephanie stole patroons money on line here just so you know
Michelle Kucharew I reported that account as misinformation...closest I could find to describe unsubstantiated slander.

Philip Janssen Hi everyone!!

Michael Potts F1 That is adorbs
Michael Potts F1Love the sunflowers
Michael Potts F1oooo this is what I want to see
Michael Potts F1 Those would be scratches for saddles being carried up and down
Michael Potts F1Love Love Love
Michael Potts F1 Amaury - those are amazing!!
Michael Potts F1 oh that looks so good
The Chateau Diaries @Michael Potts F1 Amaury’s next to me and he says thank you

Sarah Yates Hi @Philip Janssen we have a nasty troll calling itself Brenda gibbons
Philip Janssen I blocked the troll - of course I’m sure it wasn’t actually Brenda Gibbons!
jetje goes dutch @Philip Janssen hoi hoi gelijk even een waarschuwing... Brenda Gibbons is nogal irritant aan het doen .. zegt dat er geld van patreon gestolen is door je lieverd.. pfff
(hi hi just a warning... Brenda Gibbons is acting rather annoying.. says patreon's money has been stolen by your sweetie.. pfff)

Chateau Unwrapped! Hello everyone again - hopefully with the right name this time
Helen Stella @the Chateau Diaries .. have you been on the fizz Stephanie
The Chateau Diaries BOOM I’m in

severn tales how long before the grand salon would be reveal you think guys an other 2 months or more?
Jenny Willow Welcome at last @the Chateau Diaries! Any news on builder Ian?
Always Jiji I'm curious about the progress of Nati's apartment, did I miss news on it being finished or is that still an ongoing project? I'm super nosey and excited!
Spencer Moore I can’t wait to see the chapel all done

Gerald Grady Good evening sweetheart. See you on Sunday
Jason Dubey Hello!!!!
Jason Dubey Sorry I missed you all today
Sweet Baby J Hi @Jason Dubey! You’re my favorite super fan!

Philip Janssen @Gerald Grady Hiya! How are you?
Gerald Grady All good Philip, see you on Sunday

Ashley Phillip what color nail polish are you wearing>
Philip Janssen @Ashley Hot Coco by Nailberry!
Ashley Thanks I love the color

Sweet Baby J @Chateau Diaries, why were all the ladies wearing black?
The Chateau Diaries @Sweet Baby J I wore black and it was so unusual for me that all of the others joined in for a laugh

Always Jiji @Philip Janssen you should own a little cottage to foster poor forgotten stuffed taxidermy animals "Fosters home for Forgotten Fur Friends"
Philip Janssen @Always Jiji
Jill Scott @Phillip janssen that is a stunning price for the tapestry
Philip Janssen @Jill Scott Right?!
Always Jiji the embroidery is so intricate I would hate to cut it up, maybe for a headboard or frame it for a wall
Ashley Philip you should have gotten the badger
Philip Janssen @Ashley Not for €125 - but I’ll go back and see if he’s still there next time!
Jason Dubey The French lady sitting is now amused

Jason Dubey @the Chateau Diaries Hey Stephanie! How is the plant doing?
The Chateau Diaries @Jason Dubey It’s thriving!
Jason Dubey @the Chateau Diaries Awesome! Have a great night. My gorgeous brand new 6foot conservatory grand piano arrived yesterday

Percy Attfield Hello, a bit late! Been watching to intently.
The Chateau Diaries @Percy Attfield Hello lovely Percy

bee french @philip janssen I watched the chateau diaries & manor&maker day episodes. Stephanie’s wardrobe was beautiful. U always standing next2 her might have 2 buy some new pcs so as not 2 be invisible

Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts I am good @Michael Potts F1 you and Philipp and many even Dana could collab on a cookbook or table setting book
Michael Potts F1 @Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts I would love to do a cook book with Dana - she is amazing
Dana's Cookbook @Stella Marie Poetry and Green arts, love Micheal , dear friend , we will see about that it’ll be amusing
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts Hello @Dana's Cookbook your ears must be burning so what do you think of collab with @Michael Potts F1
Stella Marie Poetry and Green ArtsHello @Philip Janssen what do think of collab with @Michael Potts F1 about table settings book
Michael Potts F1 @Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts I can photograph @Philip Janssen's creations

Dana's Cookbook Brenda Gibons just told me she didn’t write the message
An Irish Mammy Hello @Dana's Cookbook

Milagro Guardiola$0.99
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The Chateau Diaries @Milagro Guardiola Thank you so much!!! I hope you’re well

Jason Dubey Poor little bathroom ceiling....
The Chateau Diaries I really disliked the chandelier in the brocante, but so did Simon!
The Chateau Diaries Vivienne and Philip ganged up together
The Chateau Diaries @Sarah Yates It’s true that it seemed transformed once it was in the bathroom
The Chateau Diaries @Brenda M Thank you, I love it
Jason Dubey @the Chateau Diaries You should put it on a dimmer switch

Michael Potts F1There is another email inbox for you to look at ...

Sweet Baby J Ginger Mint is my drag name

Jill Scott see you all next time everyone
Gerald Grady Good bye lovely Lalanders
Percy Attfield Goodnight. Join again soon!
Isabelle Jarvis Goodnight everyone thank you for being here. I arrived too late to greet you all !!!
The Chateau Diaries Night night lovely people
Gerald Grady Night night Princess
Philip Janssen Thank you all so much
The Chateau Diaries @isabelle Jarvis Love you Mummy! See you in @Michael Potts F1 premiere!
Isabelle Jarvis The chateau diaries love you too.
Jason Dubey See you


Kim Ruddy Hit the LIKE button!!!!

Katherine I LOVE F1! Huge McLaren fan here. Micheal how long have you been a photographer for F1?
Michael Potts F1@Katherine this is my 5 season doing it professionally

Don't miss out! People are going to watch something from Michael Potts F1
GO NOW

 

[Elviemary]

I just got a vision of someone accidentally pushing Support squirrel into the moat….and him flailing and sputtering! Can you imagine that ? he he he.

I had a vision of him electrocuting himself whilst putting up the chandelier, it would have singed his hair... oh wait

 

[KiKiGee]

Stuart is the girl in red sitting at the end of the sofa - Fanny's minime, just younger, prettier and more talented.

Please allow me to add this screenshot...

 

[Just Grift Wood]

caroline gooder
28 minutes ago
They did a nail polish party a few weeks back, with even Michael Potts trying on nail polish. Stephanie and Philip like wearing nail polish.






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Chloe Malik
2 minutes ago
@caroline gooder I keep asking this Caroline every vlog and you never respond? Are you a relative of Stephanie? Have I missed you in the vlogs? I don't remember seeing you, but you are the font of all Chateau knowledge so just being nosey and wondering what your connection is.






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[howlingwolf]

Is Ruth still clinging on?
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I can't believe Michael is a Van Gogh fan, while he snubs Da Vinci...
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Bae how immature is this woman. Forget what I said he likes them immature

 

[Summerbaby]

The Ian shown is plastering Ian and not builder Ian who is the onethat Fanny pissed off

So there is Ian the plasterer, Ian the builder and also, Ian the electrician : correct?
Stephanie Jarvis obviously likes to gather Ian's around her as weren't some of the peacocks also called Ian too?

 

[Clara Burnett]

Interesting that Ian agreed to be in the vlog again. @Clara Burnett I remember when he was on talking about the roof beam he was replastering a while back, he also seemed quite agreeable on camera. So I don’t understand why he had a change of heart after that and then agrees again to be on camera now.

Interesting indeed. I don't understand either. Ian the builder will be furious, I'm sure! He got stood up by Ian the plasterer who did not want to work for Stephanie Jarvis anymore, got kicked out himself, only to see his former employer hiring his estranged employee right back from under his nose. That's a hell of a F you she's making publicly to Ian the builder! She willing to pay for it apparently.

That might explain this morning’s Instagram post from Nati. They won’t be there this weekend.

It's "friends"-weekend at her shitshow and Stephanie Jarvis doesn't want he Argentinian Bully anywhere near the people she needs for an entourage. She scared sh*tless that the Nutty Nut will start bullying again as it is not only her first but her second nature too.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Snorty loves to dress up, so it shouldn't be to hard to get him to dress up and reenact the French Revoluton.
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Bagsy I operate the guillotine.

 

[Clara Burnett]

The story goes that plastering Ian refused to work at Lalande as he didn’t like how she shoved the pink phone in his face.

Indeed. Must be good money offered by Stephanie Jarvis, to make a point towards Ian the Builder. The plasterer is always in need of money, or so I've heard.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Interesting indeed. I don't understand either. Ian the builder will be furious, I'm sure! He got stood up by Ian the plasterer who did not want to work for Stephanie Jarvis anymore, got kicked out himself, only to see his former employer hiring his estranged employee right back from under his nose. That's a hell of a F you she's making publicly to Ian the builder! She willing to pay for it apparently.


It's "friends"-weekend at her shitshow and Stephanie Jarvis doesn't want he Argentinian Bully anywhere near the people she needs for an entourage. She scared sh*tless that the Nutty Nut will start bullying again as it is not only her first but her second nature too.

You can say what you like about Fanny and we sure do but she always gets her way in the end.
@Clara Burnett DONT answer if it compromises you but will you be at the shenanigans this weekend

Potty looks as if he is dislodging a wedgy in this shot.

 

[Yel]

If you want to talk about UK politics or Boris Johnson they both have their own thread. Best to keep this on topic, Thanks.

 

[Clara Burnett]

You can say what you like about Fanny and we sure do but she always gets her way in the end.
@Clara Burnett DONT answer if it compromises you but will you be at the shenanigans this weekend

Potty looks as if he is dislodging a wedgy in this shot.

I very much doubt it, but could be a last minute thing as I coincidently am not too far away this weekend. But you are right, announcing a spontaneous visit here AND actually go through with it would be rather compromising. So just let me answer with I am not officially invited, no.

 

[Summerbaby]

Bagsy I operate the guillotine.

I agree. Off with his head and none too soon either!

 

[Clara Burnett]

Potty looks as if he is dislodging a wedgy in this shot.

Potty is starting to look really old, not in a good way and much more like his far less attractive brother Colin. I Neve understood what some ladies (or even many ladies for that matter, too many if you ask me) see in this idiot. That might not be a nice thing to say, but I have little reason to be nice to or about the International Man of Mystery, as his bff Stephanie Jarvis likes to call him even though there's nothing international about this affected speaking South African, nothing mysterious about his boring appearance and to complete the contrast: nothing very manly either. Word is still out on the break-up with Ruthywriter, sadly, because I can only imagine her being better off staying far away from this clown.

 

[mrsp67]

The Ian shown is plastering Ian and not builder Ian who is the onethat Fanny pissed off

Well, when Stephanie Jarvis was bidding her fond farewells, she mentioned that they would all be meeting up the next weekend, i.e. this weekend. I wonder what is planned?

@T Rex


When she said Ian I spit out my Chablis then I realized it was the wrong Ian. Keep working on somebody else’s apartment instead of your money making rooms

Certainly never seen one around my neck of the woods but maybe in bigger towns. We do have two other shops called Mille Stock and NOZ which take bankrupt stock but it's always bits and pieces, never on the scale they sell in TK (in the UK TJ) Maxx. Used to like shopping in there.

Spode and other China in all the TJMaxx Ross & home goods.

 

[Summerbaby]

I suspect she would fit right in with that lying, narcissistic tub of lard! I'm sure she'd manage to raid the taxpayer coffers to throw in a chandelier or two!
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Well, after the media revelations of this morning. I sincerely hope that Boris and Carrie will 100% be footing the bill for their planned "second" wedding at Chequers later this month. Absolutely ridiculous carry on - just why even bother?
IMHO, they need to be saving every last penny they have since Boris is now deemed as unemployed. No doubt, s/he will write a book and become an after dinner speaker, travelling the world - like so many others before him.

 

[KiKiGee]

And a good sense of humour! I've been enjoying her insta account.

I follow her on Insta. She actually has the life that Fanny is trying to have. She’s a very interesting person.

Humorous??? Interesting???
Thirsty.
She is thirsty for a man. Preferable rich.

 

[billybudd]

Can you imagine how the crusty old brocante merchants start rubbing their hands together when they see a crew like the Canada Day guests walk into their territory as a group? People whose idea of decor is the set decorator's of Chocolat? (Except that Stephanie McMillan knew exactly what she was doing: It was for video. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenie_McMillan)

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Please allow me to add this screenshot...

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Stuart and Snorty seem to both be zipper challenged,

 

[ComtesseRose]

Word is still out on the break-up with Ruthywriter, sadly, because I can only imagine her being better off staying far away from this clown.

If everybody knows they've split then why pretend otherwise in her Instastory?