The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

[KiKiGee]

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[Beachgirl]

As filthy as they keep the farmhouse, I would seriously be afraid of bed bugs there! Especially with all the overnight “guests.” You have to be so careful…and the laundry needs to be done correctly at high enough temperature. Once you get bed bugs, they’re so hard to eradicate. I think exterminators have to block off rooms and use heat to kill them (and we all know La La Lande’s heat situation….the bed bugs will have found a paradise! ).

I know a change of subject was requested but

 

[mrsp67]

I'll be there with you in spirit @mrsp67! Leave me a couple sandwiches, would ya? I've got a board meeting on the 7th, and always stay close to home from the end of August until December 1st (this is when the Gulf gets active- the water is already super warm this year, and based on WINK Weather's track record, we wouldn't even know there was a hurricane until it has actually hit us! SMH!) @Jules100, if you have time, I'd LURVE a blue T Rex tile, but please superimpose a can of Miller Lite (just Photoshop it) between my pearly whites! That would be AMAZING! You could even cut and paste a tiny arm with a case of Miller Lite- it'd be legit! LOL! And now time to catch up on all that I have missed on Fanny & Friends!

After Charley in 04 when our little town was flattened I won’t leave if we have a hurricane so…..

 

[CountessPompidoo]

OK seeing as we're on the subject @Albee, I have a short kimono in the blue & white willow pattern. Looks great with a white vest and jeans. I hand washed mine, put it on a hanger and hung it in the shower. Got it in the sale mind as I think the range are all a bit over-priced.
They sell them in Kew Gardens too. The very flowerey ones obviously

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Fur coat and no knickers / red dress no knickers - where they originate from is anyone's guess.
I've always though it was stereotyping what hookers wore, so was aimed at any female who was glamouorous and pretty, thus some old bitchey biddy would describe anyone who fitted the description as a 'no knicker wearer'. Ready for action as it were.

It means everything is for show not genuine

 

[C'est moi]

Yes @C’est moi
Make them think they’re in charge!
(On the husband/partner)
And choose the time wisely....
Just saying.....

42 years. I think I'm a master of subterfuge within the marital system...

I am a big nerd, just wanted to let you know she is saying “Sif” Thor married her in the comics.
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Although Sith would also be a cool name! Like a Sith Lord from Star Wars!
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And Thor married her because she had 3 boobie woobies...!!! Reckon Chris Hemsworth would go for that.

 

[Albee]

your comment reminds me of a guy I met while bartending- he asked me if I wanted to go to his place for Pizza and a F--k? I was offended and he said "what's the matter ? Don't you like Pizza?"

Well at least he was up front and told you what to expect.

 

[ploppityplop2]

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Brilliant thank you so much

 

[Sasha Groves]

Hum … Who is ChloeClogs then?
Marie follows her on Instagram but SJ doesn’t, could this be Chloe Malik? Or a second Chloe in the melting pot? A Chloe conundrum for a Sunday.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

He looks like a bad 70's porn star.
Shortly before this, they were talking about how Amaury gave him the keys to the shop before he left and they're all like "wow, that's so special"......not really. Amaury knows Philip does no work at all there, so he doesn't have to worry about him going into his shop and taking his tools!

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[Just Grift Wood]

Well, if TKMaxx are now selling Spode, it must be cheap or the market for it has bottomed out.
I wonder whether SJ and PJ are paying more for it on Ebay/auctions/brocantes? I imagine that they know where best to purchase because, after all, they are the Spode experts - NOT!
Is TKMaxx in France, if so, I feel another road trip for SJ/PJ is on the cards.

All Spode is now made in China and transfer print. Old Spode and vintage stuff still fetching a pretty penny. They now produce a very limited range and yes the prosaic blue and white Italian beloved by Fanny is one such design

 

[ploppityplop2]

Agree. Also, he's almost playing the 'victim'. Smacks of 'oh shite what have I done'.

Still cant get my head round Annalise being at the Chateaux. She looked fab I have to say but more importantly, KIds 1&2 seem happy.

He didn’t want to eat that shite Snorts had made or he was asked to cook and made an excuse not to be there

 

[graciemckitten]

That overblown arse that is Phiphi's sense of entitlement grows with each vlog so watch out Steph, his demand for orange hair, love of nail varnish I'm guessing he's working on his inner Roy Wood and this is the evential look he's going for. Just sayin'View attachment 1408247

He looks just like Phi Phi! Sir Snorts a Lot is probably taking notes for his next trip to Emmaus. Phi Phi would probably try to use some of Thor’s feathers to weave into his wig, in order to give it the LieLande touch.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

What does this have to do with laundry?

Depending on the amount of participants, the chosen positions, and overall coordination, most of the stuff usually lands in the bedsheets.

 

[Maria Antonia Hb]

So how does Baghead Nick and Potts fit in here? They aren't discarded, they must see SJ's lack of empathy and don't buy her sob stories.

In Austria there's a saying:
When your best friend stands up, the brain falls asleep...

 

[billybudd]

As soon as I heard her say "pine martens", I instantly thought of you!

Chitter chitter.

 

[ploppityplop2]

#ChâteauDiaries #BrewingTea #Shitastrophe #PleaseGrowUp #Shorts
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#Shatastrophe

 

[Sparrowsfart]

That girl has more of a pedigree than anyone in that house. More class too.

Well that wouldn't be hard.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Spa day at Chateau de Lalande. Proper preparation for a busy weekend???

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Thihihihihi looks who’s in the middle !!!

 

[billybudd]

Apologies in advance as this is not political in the least, just pure outrage from me personally.

I heard on the radio this morning that the recent revamp of Boris Johnson's No.11 flat cost £200K.
If true, absolutely despicable waste of taxpayers' money - that's more than some people pay for a flat/house - outside of London, of course! And God only knows how many times the average person's annual salary generally is.
I wonder whether he and Carrie would have spent that figure from their personal funds if they had been footing the bill themselves?
I sincerely hope that the new PM likes the recently revamped flat, otherwise he is stuffed!

The Prime Minister’s controversial refurbishment of his official Downing Street flat cost more than £200,000, a leaked copy of the invoice suggests.
Items ordered by Boris and Carrie Johnson for their No 11 apartment from interior designer Lulu Lytle’s upmarket Soane Britain firm included a £7,000 rug and 10 rolls of wallpaper costing £225 each, the document, obtained by The Independent, indicates.
The bill also listed a £3,675 drinks trolley, two sofas worth more than £15,000, and dining chairs costing £11,200, with the cheapest item – a kitchen table cloth – priced at £500.
The reports are likely to reopen controversy surrounding the lavish flat overhaul and how it was funded.
The Cabinet Office, from where the leak reportedly came, referred the PA news agency to No 10, which was contacted for comment.
Soane Britain declined to comment.
The flat revamp was one in a series of scandals surrounding Mr Johnson’s leadership which ultimately led to his party turning against him and forcing his dramatic resignation on Thursday.
In May 2021, Mr Johnson asked his then-adviser on ministerial interests, Lord Geidt, to investigate claims that he had secretly asked Tory donors to foot the bill for the redecoration, which far exceeded the £30,000 annual public grant afforded to the Prime Minister to spend on his living quarters.

Jarvis is just like Carrie and Boris -- others foot the bill for nouveaux riche drecor. (Legit typo, leaving as is.)