The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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If everybody knows they've split then why pretend otherwise in her Instastory?
Not being snarky - when I'm writing this it sounds like I am - but I'm not!. Maybe because it's an amicable, mutual split & they're being cordial with each other? Dan Turkey Teeth man only did his big announcement because he wanted to show off his 2 camera shoot skills, do damage limitation with his 'fans' & oh make some Youtube cash.
 
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I would choose Mummy. She endured working in a care home with dementia residents, a weirdo husband, a dysfunctional family set up with an inherited Scotman son & wrangled a narcissistic daughter. Zombies wouldn't stand a chance.
Even though I can totally follow your reasoning, there's one thing about Isabelle Jarvis that undermines all the qualities that made you chose her: her intelligence is completely limited by her enlarged ego. She THINKS zombies wouldn't stand a chance and it gives her great, but totally unjustified, self confidence. Isabelle Jarvis in reality would be floored by a tiny mouse.
 
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@Jules100 you are Oliver Strong* and I claim the 33,000€ p.m. Patreon slush fund jackpot.
* Infinitely more talented


@Jules100 I just wanted to compliment you on your skills, you've got some serious talent going on there!




OK I'm coming straight out with it - can I have a tile please @Jules100 to celebrate a certain milestone on here plus they make me laugh so much. You're a legend


 
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Is it not curious that Dan or Dana were not asked to make the meal?
Dana's latest flog, where she makes French pancakes with all ingredients from the supermarket has made it obvious: that woman is no cook. Her food is tasteless and her tips are common knowledge, often wrong too. That doesn't stop this opportunist though from jumping on the bandwagon of chateauverse. Her channel will not last long, I'm afraid.
 
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Ooh, that sounds delicious. Will definitely try that this evening!
 
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@Clara Burnett, I’ll trade you a personalized cheesy bootleg Daddy’s tile ripoff for an extra hot, top secret piece of chateau gossip. Maybe something you’ve been saving for the right moment? Maybe the time is now?
 
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Everything that Dana makes appears singularly unappetising to me!
 
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You are very talented. Go for it!
 
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The Donkey. Mind you look how well Dan looks in that photo, unlike now.
 
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This wallpaper is for the "new bathroom" with the pink tile, correct? What's the scandal? Suddenly there's an issue with the wallpaper? What's the deal? Did she F up the install, or is it just fugly?
Well she's F'd up every other attempt at hanging wallpaper, so why stop now. If she has, this was the smallest space she's had to do so I'd give it up as a bad job if I were her.
 
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