I made my comment before I saw this. Your were much more succinct @lolander, apologies.
I made my comment before I saw this. Your were much more succinct @lolander, apologies.There's a leech field for sullage/graywater before it drains into the moat. There are photos of it somewhere in the threads. And a septic tank for the toilets.
Makes you question if those poor folks at Christie’s still have jobs. That’s got to be a stain on a reputation!I am weeping. Tears in eyes. Laughing so hard I can feel my stomach muscles! What a way to wake up. These letters and emails most everyone is producing are beyond funny. Love them. Keep them coming.
Excellent job! I can’t help but think that other Chateau owners are viewing these comments and fall over laughing. And I hope some of the producers at Channel 4 are reading too. They have to get the joke. I think back on that poor duped woman from Christie’s who supposedly invited her over to set decorate & pose. That won’t happen again. What a farce. Have a great week-end all!
I don’t actually do social media so I’m not particularly well versed in Facebook et al. But I should think lack of comments would be suspicious.No idea about the legality of his business but did you notice not one of the posts on f/b which go back over 2 years has a comment under it. I have never seen a site on f/b where something hasn’t been added good or bad. Strange.
’Clara’ has offered a lot of content here in a very distinct voice and grammatical style.I'm sure she suspects Ian/ Tina of being Clara!
Hopefully all the other chateau owners will learn from it too. Although, have to say that there are already a very few who are, unfortunately, already on the same path as SJ. Abuse of the Patreon system and lack of transparency will be the downfall of them too, no doubt about it!I am weeping. Tears in eyes. Laughing so hard I can feel my stomach muscles! What a way to wake up. These letters and emails most everyone is producing are beyond funny. Love them. Keep them coming.
Excellent job! I can’t help but think that other Chateau owners are viewing these comments and fall over laughing. And I hope some of the producers at Channel 4 are reading too. They have to get the joke. I think back on that poor duped woman from Christie’s who supposedly invited her over to set decorate & pose. That won’t happen again. What a farce. Have a great week-end all!
Can we say here how to find this vlog?@Jules100 looking forward to your next vlog. That Patreon one is just waiting to be pulled apart.
It’s all a scam of course. There will be no legit heating system put in. This show was only for those patrons and viewers who continue to ask about the heating system. They won’t stop asking. So, it didn’t really work. Her trained dogs will continue to respond and monitor comments acting as if Stephanie has done all she could but, it’s just not feasible at this time. Then off for another travel adventure since she’s freezing and can’t possibly stay too long at any given time in the shitoo. Don’t worry subscribers, next winter she will be saying the same things.and that she only got one quote for a job that costs literally hundreds of thousands of dollars? WTF? We got three quotes for our new roof last year…
She totally is going to go with Amaury’s friend, because he’s the only one available (in the whole of France and England), he’s the only one I can trust, etc… He’s the only one that will be complicit in the scam, ahem scheme.
Edited after reading a few more posts that several of us are picking up on the stench..
@PatriciarellaE-mail #3581 from neighbor: Hi! I have lived next door to you for 18 years. I brought you a blue and white plate with cookies when you moved in. I never got that plate back but you keep it. Again my apologies for our fast French dog. He has never bitten a chicken before I don’t know what got into him that day.
I 100% agree as I have since posted without seeing your comment.I bet the guy came over on a jaunt to see his mate and they just made it up-how appalling
That was so stinkin good!!
Seriously, I can’t cope with the hilarity in all these wonderful letters.Email #101
Dear Stephanie,
Please forgive me emailing yet again but my son has not had any response to the 25 emails he sent earlier.
We are anxious to find work experience for our son Philip, who struggles to settle to anything. He has dropped out of theatre school despite claiming he has ambitions to find a career on the stage. An interlude as a waiter was short-lived.
Worrryingly, he is now becoming an annoyance for his grandparents, constantly fondling and cataloguing their china and silverware. They are unable to cope with with this increasing obsession. He is even telling his grandmother how she should dress.
He spends hours in front of his mirror practising a Charleston he learned for a high school musical and trying to perfect a British RP accent. He has no friends of his own age, other than a rather strange classmate from theatre class. We are very worried about him and feel that his health would benefit from some time away at your Chateau. He is extremely thin, (not helped by his tendency to wear very tight ladies' clothing), prematurely balding, has multiple allergies and intolerances and is developing obsessions about woodland animals and is extremely lethargic and completely unable to manage even the lightest tasks.
Please consider taking our boy on your volunteer programme as we feel that he could recover under your guidance,
Regards,
Desiree Janssen.
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