The Chateau Diaries #154 Everything they do is waste - everything worthy is wasted on them

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Fanny mentioned using the chocolate molds for Easter, which makes me think they cleaned out the space prior to the Easter party. The workshop was all cleaned out and set up prior to Marie's quick visit - just to make sure she get's the message that the door is truly closed.
Great catch! You are right! Fanny is screwing up her videos more and more lately. Day drinking is not Fanny’s friend.
 
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And why not wash/bleach the floor before moving the armoire in
They are clueless
Because washing the floor would have disturbed that lovely green mold patina.

Fanny and Snorty are such gubbins to open up a gift shop at the shiteau.

I suggest they name the shop 'Gubbins' - perhaps in honour of Brenda Gibbons.

gubbins in British English
(ˈɡʌbɪnz)
NOUN informal
1. (functioning as singular)
an object of little or no value
2. (functioning as singular)
a small device or gadget (it will be small,)
3. (functioning as plural)
odds and ends; litter or rubbish
4. (functioning as singular)
a silly person -
So... Grifty Gubbins General Store then?

Name suggestions for the new Lalande gift shop:
*some of these could also work for Amaury & Natti’s pretend baby name.
-Tits for Tat
-Suckers
-Craptastic
-The Dutch Oven
-Lil’ Poops
-Lalande Grunge
-Smoke & Mirrors
-Just Gross
-Cooties
-Cash Grab
-Granny Chic
-Crotch Shots
-Fannys
-Scruffs
-Stankys
-Chateau Cat Pee
-Former Cholera Pit
-Marie Wiik’s Hopes & Dreams
-Slackers
-Swingers
-STD’s
-Henri’s
-Faux
-Just Spray a Lil’ Febreeze
-Rusty Trombone
-Dirty Sanchez
-Pretender to the Throne
-Overpriced tit
-tit & Shinola
Apparently the first ever shop on Etsy was called "Buy My Crap" - such a pity it's taken.
 
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Do we know if this stuff was ‘ gifted’ or was it another lie?
If he wants to deliver more why would he need to post on the chat. Surely greedymeme would be jumping up and down to get more free expensive stuff and would be done by email. I reckon it’s deeper than just the freebies

I have no real news on that front, although I must say something seems to be up with this Anders guy. Last thing I heard was that Stephanie Jarvis "ordered" more stuff from him to give her. Maybe he wants to come and deliver even more stuff?
 
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Yes!!! The shop will be named "Phil's What the duck 5 and Dime". Open only between 3 and 3:15 p.m. Maybe.
On Sundays. Maybe. Maybe not. Never know. Might be open. You know. Whenever. Maybe.
Honestly, The Squirrel Shop is absolutely ludicrous…on the level of Selmar and Taty’s chateau gofundme debacle. No one is going to go to a shop in the middle of nowhere. The only way it makes even a little sense is if the room is used as a place to fulfill online orders. But they have no business getting into that…they can’t even send a thank you card in a timely manner, let alone fulfill an online order. The place is crumbling around them and Squirrel is playing store keeper….it’s total insanity. Dan…Amaury…if this doesn’t open your eyes to the madness, I don’t know what will. Dan should be thinking “what the hell did I get myself into?” There are no adults in the room to keep SJ in check.
 
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Are Isabelle and Percy actually coming back to LieLande? Has Fanny said when they are expected to arrive?
 
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Its hot in France and Squirrel Boyfriend is setting up his Little Shoppe in a bloody Jumper !!!
Can you imagine how pongy he will be !!! :sick:
 
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I have no problem with the shop selling some of the gifts - many of the letters say (words to the effect) “I hope this may be of use,” “pass it on to others”,etc. There are only so many aprons, tea towels, costume jewellery one needs.
I think they could make an online shop work with LaLa merchandise. The Andi pictures and Christmas paper (digital) seemed to have sold well. If people are silly enough to send silly gifts by post for 100s of dollars then she can do what she wants with them. It is the charity donation deception which annoys me. Given one super fan was desperate to “buy books from La La” then it could move a lot of weighty crap out of La La (and possibly allow the earth’s gravity to reset).
I have a HUGE problem with the concept of a shop selling items which have been gifted to her. Just cut out the gifting concept. She NEEDS nothing sent to her. It's nothing to do with the channel giving money to charities. It's so she can get her greedy paws on family heirlooms. She's a magpie, turning things over to see what the makers mark is. It's also the outpouring of love that she gets to fill her narc tank up. So she can sit there without a shred of self awareness that she is boasting about herself - Oh, you got me through lockdown, I am having treatment for cancer & you brighten my day, oh you work so hard it inspires me..blah blah blah me me me me.
It's sick. Stop the gift grab. She should tell people to give their items to a museum, family member, charity, sell on eBay but don't waste postage in sending stuff that they clearly don't need or even value. Rant over. 🤣
Note to tit hot PA Nati - the charity donations list needs an update ..oh & could you show the receipts for the donations? Maybe Fanny could read out some of the thank you letters from them?
 
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Still guessing what will be sold at the "shop"... Polaroids of the guests, maybe the noble castle in the background.. Prints of Derek jarvis' art..?
 
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Do we know if this stuff was ‘ gifted’ or was it another lie?
If he wants to deliver more why would he need to post on the chat. Surely greedymeme would be jumping up and down to get more free expensive stuff and would be done by email. I reckon it’s deeper than just the freebies
Having seen a photo of the cheque she used to pay him, I do know. She lies without even realizing it because she believes in her own fairytales. She wants Anders' stuff, but she does not want him to come over again to deliver it.
 
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Still guessing what will be sold at the "shop"... Polaroids of the guests, maybe the noble castle in the background.. Prints of Derek jarvis' art..?
I can see it now … t shirts emblazoned with a Derek Jarvis painting along with the wording, “ My parents went to Lie Lande and all they bought me was this pornographic t shirt. It’s so Lie Lande.” Jars of expired chutney sold as paperweights. Empty wine bottles sold as flower vases.
 
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Maybe the ‘shop’ is a cunning plan to just go to out & film buying more & more china …(& obviously subsequently furniture) as ‘stock’ …which will in fact never ever appear for sale in the shop at all. Keeps the potential disaffected patreons & Tattlers off her back. (In their mind anyway)
 
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Great catch! You are right! Fanny is scerewing up her videos more and more lately. Day drinking is not Fanny’s friend.
Also, after Fanny pulled weeds she made a point of going into the new loo to wash her hands. It could have been to remind people of the new loo or to show off the scrub she received as a gift.

But, if I have just come inside from the Garden with dirty hands I wouldn't walk past my laundry room to use my good loo to wash my hands....I'd use the basin in the laundry room, especially if there was a large bowl of Savon Marseille sitting in the laundry room. Fanny didn't chat with Cuz or pull those weeds recently.
 
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So with all the talk about so many birds now signing etc., is she preparing to just skip brining the lake back? She'll probably just say "sorry, even though I collected all this money, but the birds!"
 
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She's a magpie, turning things over to see what the makers mark is. It's also the outpouring of love that she gets to fill her narc tank up. So she can sit there without a shred of self awareness that she is boasting about herself - Oh, you got me through lockdown, I am having treatment for cancer & you brighten my day, oh you work so hard it inspires me..blah blah blah me me me me.
I remember seeing her Mother turn things over to see the Brand Mark at the early Gift Grabs too ...... they are hideous !
 
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