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The Chateau Diaries #153 She looked old as Christ's donkey, although she was dressed as a spring virgin
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I only knew that there was a difference because I’d been told but I didn’t know enough to explain it myself.
Good point re the carpets. The knock on affect would be all the soft furnishings, sofas, chairs, curtain and even the wonky lampshades would look filthy too.
It’s gross but fascinating!!! Kind of like Lalande…
As someone has said already, flu is not circulating in France in June. Covid is. There is a very sharp spike in covid cases at the moment and the gouvernement aren't saying much about it. My pharmacist was telling me about it yesterday as they have a strict mask wearing rule and one customer got right stroppy! France lost 2 years of lucrative tourism, the French were pretty much ready to mutiny back in February before restrictions were lifted they don't want to close everything down again. My money is on them having covid, passing it from one to the other.
There is a slight chance that I may be going to Bathurst when in Australia in October, one of my niece’s Australian Aunts lives there
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You did a post grad at Oxford and you don’t know how to spell nous???
Firstly welcome.
What you say may be true, but not completely correct.
We are all anonymous on this site, so there have not been an aspiration to make true friends with each other. Instead we have established a community with a common theme - to comment the ongoings of The Chateau Diaries, and the business and possible fraud, that Stepahnie Jarvis is doing.
That being said, people are free to read here, even Stephanie does it, and if they don't like it what they're reading, then just keep scrolling... ( I mean Stephanie tried to sue, but her lawyers said it was impossible
)What you decided to write on Tattle is up to you and for nobody to moderate. So if you decided to comment fairly, then just do that.
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I always thought the difference between a lurker and a flying monkey was that the lurker kept quiet......Thanks I stand corrected. Good to know. I guess just reading here becomes too much for the flying monkeys. Eventually, they cant help themselves and join to comment
must stir the pot
You mean hard facts in a calm and decent manner?
Trying to reason with the delusional irrational die hard fans? But that's not so Lalande!Expose and ridicule, that's how people are taken down from their pedestals
We're fighting fire with fire.Agree.
I'm currently in Spain. Same thing with the Farmacia here as we popped into one for mossie spray yesterday. Masks mandatory in them and as we'd not got any, the pharmacist happily provided two. Oh and 4 customers inside only . There was a small queue once we'd finised. There are lots more peole than I expected wearing them in supermarkets and shops too. Makes you wonder !
I was just thinking that very thing! Almost spit my morning coffee at the dog! They’re early this week! Or Madame has hired a new one that doesn’t yet know the routine!
@LadyFalala Does Fanny have a diagnosis that I’ve missed? Is this your own personal opinion that she is on the spectrum or the truth? I’m not being spiky here, just wondering.
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Both can be true.Noooo. it's head screws off and she fills it with vodka
Apologies if this has been said already. When Dan says he has the Man Flu he doesn't mean he has actual flu. Man flu is a joke term for when a man has the common cold. It's a playful dig at the sort of men who are big babies and exaggerate their symptoms when they are ill. Dan is joking about flu but he could very possibly have had covid.
Too much indeed.
I agree with Heathcliff; Tess is naturally quite good looking, but by the time she's wasted time and money on OTT clothes, make-up and hair, she ends up looking a fright. That smile needs more practice, too.
. At least there is no sign of the doll. Perhaps she keeps drugs in it, like the guy in the film 'Withnail & I'.I think I lurked for a few months before joining. I still remember the post that made me join. It was regarding Stephameme’s designer clothing addiction and supposed second hand wardrobe. I chickened out on responding but continued to lurk periodically until the scales fell from my eyes.
And don't forget the lake surveyors....I think she films herself with these people, chapel restorer, surveyors, architect blah blah so that she can pretend she's actually doing something to flim flam patrons.
Note to tit hot PA Nati. When you get back from yet another holiday maybe you could set up a meeting with all the missing professionals - including the bank manager. And I'm sure an invitation to visit La Lande from M Bernard Mitaty the Marie is well overdue. Making it easy for you here are his contact details.
Tel: 02.54.30.71.17
Email: [email protected]
My guess is another random stagger around Lalande in high heels, seeing if anyone is actually doing any work, with maybe some footage of Amaury's panelling for the marquis' apartment.On another note. There is currently no work being done. The timeline has seriously been messed with, and there was no first of the month update or accounts presented in the last Patreon. Shall we take bets on what Patreon will be?
I’m betting Interview with PhiPhi.
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