The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed

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Every time he opens his mouth. It looks so rough
Ohhh I get it!!!
I’m still thinking he’s not too worried about his looks- considering he’s no Don Juan to begin with- bad teeth or good teeth. 🙄
 
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I do know that this is absolutely OT, but it is so hilarious! It made me laugh so much. The world is laughing at them. OMG, and the pub owner's answer was great!
Has anyone seen this?

I'll add that Vogue is in this case a Cornish word meaning furnace.
The arrogance, the idiocy of these people.
So Monty Pythonish... they should make a film about it. 😂
 
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Cameltoe leaves his tit on the pink couch... Every dude on the planets leaves tit all over... How is that content??? Nick is a lazy sack, Graham works circles around them all... Cameltoe can put up a hook... Nutty is incompetent... And she spliced several days together for that flaming bull tit...
 
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OMG, have you guys seen Dan’s new look?
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…Or the movie, There’s Something About Mary?
 
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The lace see through dinner shirt. Omg I have only seen those kinds of shirts in a gay bar...
Why does he always wear women's clothing? If he isn't gay he sure does act like it. In the garden he didn't want to get his hands dirty and he walks around like his pants are too tight...oh wait, they are. Smashing his camel toe lol
 
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Why does he always wear women's clothing? If he isn't gay he sure does act like it. In the garden he didn't want to get his hands dirty and he walks around like his pants are too tight...oh wait, they are. Smashing his camel toe lol
He maybe bi.... Cross dressing sissy in the bedroom... Next stop Pornhub and Only Fans... Chateau Diaries new to Pornhub...Spode strap on sponsored...
 
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While there's only speculation that Dan has finally had his gnashers fixed, it could well be true. Men have often been known to spruce themselves up to impress a new love interest. If he does have new teeth, it's a shame he didn't get them done to impress Annalise, who used to love him no matter his appearance, but to appear younger and healthier to the new person in his life.

On the other hand, just for arguments sake, we know he reads here... so his following the Turkish dentist on Instagram could just be Dan laying a false trail of broken teeth, like crumbs to lead our speculation away from whatever new cunning stunt he's been up to. We won't know till we know.
Is Dan with Kat? She shows up from London and disappears and so does Dan. hmmmm
 
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Cameltoe leaves his tit on the pink couch... Every dude on the planets leaves tit all over... How is that content??? Nick is a lazy sack, Graham works circles around them all... Cameltoe can put up a hook... Nutty is incompetent... And she spliced several days together for that flaming bull tit...
That Graham cannot be bothered to hide his disdain for Little Lord LaLande😂 Any sort of crush feelings he (G) might have had for Madame have been blasted to smithereens. Graham must be watching the calendar in anticipation of a really quick exit from this rural French production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch🥴🥴
 
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What a find from Snorts the paper bag vase (pottery) make that a sick bag for us Tattlers having to watch him in vlogs, the hair, the snorts, the heels, the blouse, the stick legs, the weakness (how stupidly pathetic did he look trying to lift that stone bench?).
Don't forget the "small' camel toe.
 
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The frame and trees ruin the pretty square.
Agreed. I really do love the planting around the fountain - it's the best it's ever looked, in my opinion. But for me, the jury is still out on the espaliered trees. It's not that I don't like them, I just can't really envision the finished product next to a centuries old building. It just feels "too modern" against the backdrop of a crumbling chateau. Perhaps when - and if - that chateau's ever properly finished on the outside, it might look better to me.
 
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The lace see through dinner shirt. Omg I have only seen those kinds of shirts in a gay bar...
Oh.. well I've never been to a gay bar 😂 But I can imagine...

Agreed. I really do love the planting around the fountain - it's the best it's ever looked, in my opinion. But for me, the jury is still out on the espaliered trees. It's not that I don't like them, I just can't really envision the finished product next to a centuries old building. It just feels "too modern" against the backdrop of a crumbling chateau. Perhaps when - and if - that chateau's ever properly finished on the outside, it might look better to me.
..and I'd have thought they'd want to keep that area as dry as possible ideally. Using a drain hose to water?? They'll be wondering why the fountain is sinking in a few years.
 
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Hello my darling Tartlets and Tartgents- just a quick check-in from your favourite theropod. It's been a busy weekend- with terrorizing the village, working, attending First Communions, yachting, and festivities, so I haven't caught up yet on all the posts. I did just watch the latest Shitoo vlog, which the consumption of that much alcohol in such a short period of time has already amplified my exhaustion (the drinking game is a terrible idea when one is sleep deprived! LOL!). @Lady Rosalie- you summed up the latest vlog "paaarfectly"! Hugs and love- T Rex is going to bed!
 
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