The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed

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Same! Big pogonophobe here! Especially if I meet someone who is cleanshaven and the next time I meet them they have a big scraggly beard-yikes!
Something to be said for someone who looks like they have bathed, and take pride in how they appear to others. Tattoos are fine just not slapping you in the face, and don't get me started on facial piercings, ears ok but nose, etc yikes
 
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Snorts sucks the vlogs dry- he has nothing to offer
 
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I'm not sure why but I always get the feeling Nic the tree surgeon is great in bed. (I would be scared of ripping off any of the facial adornments though)
Not ashamed to admit I have the same thoughts. I think he would be an attentive, thoughtful, caring lover.

Or on the other side of the spectrum entirely.

Still, he is my only nomination for bed partner for me from HMN.
 
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I wonder how often phi phi borrows them?
we know she throws nothing out! Shall we bet on how long it will be before they make a appearance?
 
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Crotchgate. Good times.
The way Phillis was grabbing at her legs and dress on the Grabeau I'll assume she wasn't wearing any then either... Someone needs to send her some knickers one week... label it 'scarf' so Nitti doesn't steal it and we can all have a laugh...
 
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I understand fleuries doing up garden as the house is running
. Ash & Teeri as they want to make money from the grounds. But Fanny? It seems to be some sort of distraction, for what?
 
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What? You want me to dig a hole? I don’t like dirt on my hands. Dirt gets under my long fingernails. Let me get you wine darling. Didn’t your father get you wine?

I’m so happy Dan is gone so we can spend more time with each other. Just you and me. Oh your brother is coming, and Grant how long will he be here?

Showing my bum was a good way to distract the Patrons. How dumb they are! You outright told them, no new projects. Why are they still sending us so much money? Give me a raise and they will think they are paying for Pavilona’s salary.
 
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Oh Snorts - he’s probably furiously scrubbing the dirt he got under his long nails. Hope to GOD he didn’t chip a nail. Awful.
And now that posed picture of Stephanie has been posted on Tattle - you know Snortie is going to be digging again, trying to track down those boots.
 
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I just finished watching the latest vlog. Sharon has to by far be the most effervescent guest in the history of the Shitoo- the entire village came out to watch her when she was doing her whip practice, and she was such a sport about it, wearing a tiara at that- and laughing...REAL laughter! Nuti wanted to shut THAT down really quickly... Sharon is also gorgeous. Of all the vols and residents, I would befriend Sharon- she seems like a fun, positive person, and is definitely a breath of fresh air.

I was howling when Fanny handed him the gardening gloves, and he disdainfully remarked, "Why did you not give us the gloves FIRST?!" as he was (oh the horror) holding a plastic planter with a plant in it. I daresay, even Fanny in her yellow dress emitted more masculinity than Sir Prissypants! I have to give Gerry props, as he was the only one actually doing the digging.
 
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Thank you, my darling @Patriciarella!!! You slay me, as usual! I've got Miller Lite coming out of my nostrils!!!
 
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Snorts sucks the vlogs dry- he has nothing to offer
He really does, absolutely nothing to offer, hangs around Fannie like a blind dog, afraid to leave her side.. I've also noticed when he makes suggestions, where she used to agree and tell him how clever he was, she now gives an alternative... If he says "that would be perfect in the Grand Salon" she'll now come up with another area... I think she's reading here and noticing his slippers under her bed
 
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Just like to point out the fact that France is a country with a vast history... USA and Canada are colonized countries where people came in and completely disrespected the current laws, cultures and languages... As a Native American reading a colonizer complain about people not assimilating is the height of hypocrisy... However Skanster does need to be more respectful of the ancient culture she immigrated to...
 
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The way he was digging that hole at the end... what a twat... Neither use nor ornament as my dear old Mum would say

You're so right... x
 
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The way he was digging that hole at the end... what a twat... Neither use nor ornament as my dear old Mum would say
It seemed he just gave up eventually, "Ewww! Dirt! My nails!" and ran off to get glasses of wine. Amaury looked exhausted, and frustrated with the lot. I thought Amaury was supposed to be working on the grand salon paneling, but had to set up a watering system for Fanny's Folly, as she is an idiot, and probably did not realize the flowers needed water.
 
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