Can I bring my little puppy pal @smolpuppyo'love? I mean they have the inside knowledge of Fanny's brain. Did we ever decide if this ickle lapdog is in fact Phi Phi?View attachment 1265508
I'll be bringing my ESM, Jill - she doesn't get about much since that unfortunate misunderstanding with the Charity accounts. She's very keen to give Fanny some advice about creative accounting and a few tip about life 'on the inside" that may be useful for future reference.
I thought right from the outset when "whatever" that area of the Shitoo grounds is now being called, i.e. Jardin Anglaise (defo not), Woodland/Forest or, the garden behind the chapel? - it changes in each and every vlog - how the hell do they expect 4000 plants to survive without some form of watering system? Even more so, soon after planting, followed by their hot summer months and being so close to the woods as trees suck up all the moisture through their roots. Sheer madness and a total waste of money imho as there will be casualities, let alone from the threat of woodland animals/birds feasting on everything, especially at this time of the year as they are feeding their "young".Has it ever been confirmed that the watering system for the walled garden that took so much effort to install actually works. All I can remember is that although all the pipe work was in place thanks to Matt and Dan, that still no water was coming through.
Dan isn't showing his new teeth - yet!!! The big reveal is coming! (Or is he just teasing us???)DTM on IG telling us this morning to ‘stayed tuned’ as his new vlog is a ‘good one’ IF he can upload from where he is
Congratulations @T Rex !!!!With the Chateau de LaLande Drinking Game, everyone from Newbies to VIPs can pickle their internal organs equally while watching the vlogs. Here are the rules- you must take a drinkfor every time Fanny says:
1) "Parfect!"
2) "I love it so much!"
3) mentions Daddy Jarvis' paintings
4) "It's so good!"
5) "Magnificient!"
And lest we not forget BJJ:
6) Every snort he makes
7) "My grandparents..."
8) "You know where this would look good?"
9) Any time he refers to "We" and "Ours" (such as "OUR Chateau")
10) For any hedgehog reference
For any of the following, a shot of alcoholmust be consumed:
1) When something breaks/leaks/ or the ceiling caves in
2) Any mention of the lake
3) Fanny breaks out in song (you'll thank me)
4) A trip to Emmaus or Brocante
5) Any mention of Christie's or Channel 4
6) Anytime a hot glue gun makes an appearance
7) ScotMan makes a joke
Feel free to add to it!
This will be the agenda for Fanny's 'date yet to be confirmed/date never to be confirmed' Patron party!I wonder if the Maker and Manner symposium is a success, Fanny will hold her own 3 day symposium on how to make a cup of tea. Day 1 will be a 15 minute class on black tea, Day 2 will be a 20 minute class on herbal tea, and Day 3 will be a 5 hour class with Long Island iced tea (with 5 different liquors). There were be specialty classes in how to boil water, drive a digger with a full cup of tea on the floorboards, how to hide spilled tea stains on pillows and bed linens, how to run with a china cup full of hot tea, and what breath mints will hide your indulgence in Long Island iced tea. All classes will start after the Shittelaine awakens, so count on 1 p.m. as a starting time for class.
The porcelain fondler will lead a 10 minute class on how to choose a tea cup that will match your outfit. The current volunteer will supply a cheese board for your enjoyment with all you can eat Brussels sprouts from the garden (which you will be responsible for picking and cleaning yourself). Fanny will guarantee that any cheese served is no older than 60 days past its expiration or use by date. And Fanny reserves the right to take your vehicle at any time during the symposium, as any cars automatically become communal property on the premises. Your car may or may not have a bumper on its return.
As long as they ignore all content, editing & grifting tips from Selmar, they’ll be fineThe people who own the chateau that Selmar is currently at are planning to start a YouTube channel. See comment below, which was under the video of the tour Selmar did of the chateau.
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It’s same as my brother who only calls me sisI hate when she constantly refers to Amaury as “Cuz”
Exactly! I thought the same thing....that Selmar got in their head.As long as they ignore all content, editing & grifting tips from Selmar, they’ll be fine
Doesn’t bear thinking about does it. I now wonder if he got invited there for exactly that reasonExactly! I thought the same thing....that Selmar got in their head.
Here's a few garden statues to help inspire Fanny.Did you notice in this week’s chat responses, Fanny confirmed that she was going to purchase large statues for the woods? Get ready for the next huge waste of Patreon money. I bet she will want a sculpture made in her likeness for the woods. Because she only has a dozen paintings depicting herself, and a painted pillow, but sadly she doesn’t have a large garden sculpture of herself. She will probably make Nic hide the sculpture in the woods for her to find on the next Easter hunt and will hide her Easter chocolates around it.
Nooo, but this is THE event of the century! I can't miss it! Please, please sign me up. Thank you @Lady Avonlea for this brilliant project. It sets my mind blowing. But won't be a day trip to the as seen on C4 renowed Chateau de Lalalala(+)nde be included in the very convenient fee?5 Day SymposiumThis inaugural Tattler event will be held at Manor & Maker – a vomit-inspiring space for like-minded people to come together in an unfinished, communal living space and share (thrash-out their opinions) in a uniquely ramshackle environment. (Think more shabby then chic).
Colonialism versus Imperialism through the Centuries
September 4 – 9, 2022
If you enjoy shared bathrooms, putrid décor and lumpy beds then you’ll be happy to join us in the beautiful Dordogne country-side, but please don’t expect the host, Sara & Shrek, to speak French.
This don’t miss event kicks off with a ‘Champagne Toga Cocktail Party’ on the evening of Sunday, September 4th.which commemorates the Fall of the Roman Empire on September 4, 476AD. (BYOB)
Guest Speaker – Famed Egyptologist Curtis Ryan Woodside will share his most recent vacation snaps of Roman ruins and his cute dog.
Closing Dinner – ‘From Genghis Khan to Queen Elizabeth II – come dressed as your favourite historical imperialist leader. Our hostess Sara will attempt to make costumes for any guests who don’t bring their own.
VIP Lounge – unlimited access for eligible participants (hurry-up Heathcliffe). (We considered hiringalcoholiccocktail drinker extraodinaire, Caroline Gooder, to be our VIP bartender since she has a largebosombooze cabinet, but we realized she would drink it all). Still accepting applications! Jason Dubey please stop sending your CV - bartenders must be good listeners and we don't want you hogging all the conversations)
It's hard to put a price on this priceless, once in a lifetime experience (but we did):
Cost - ₿ (in Bitcoin)
VIP - 5,000 (unlimited VIP lounge access)
Chatty Member - 7,500 (2 free passes to the VIP lounge)
Active Member - 10,000 (1 free pass to the VIP and you must eat meals in the kitchen with Shrek)
Food not included (you'll thank us for that)
Register soon - spaces limited!
that's right, they are a nice couple, I love their naturalness and that they laugh at themselves. A breath of fresh air among so much falsehood that exists in the Chateauverse.I watched a couple of theirs- when I was trying to find something “normal” lol!!!
I did enjoy the tour of the Chateau. The couple are likable- Not putting on airs- seem honestly working on the place. Seems they found it in a livable condition- but working on it one room at a time. Have ideas of what they are going to improve.
*A good bit of nervous laughter I remember- in the commentary- but nervous laughter I’m thinking. Not like the cackling of SJ!!!
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