FrK needs a good root ...beer
The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed
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Wow! The event of a lifetime!
Can I bring my emotional support flying monkey?
Her name is Brenda. She doesn't bite (much).
The ultimate mood-hoover. He is the equivalent of having a boring old relative come to stay and you have absolutely nothing in common.
Does she drink much? (If so, she'll fit right in)
I think you are right. So many changes in so many different directions, and nothing seems to be working out. Remember the wedding promotion photoshoot at Chateau de Brives with Marie? They just had another wedding, looking great, florals by https://www.instagram.com/mrs_whiterose/, another one beginning of May, florals by agneslayefleurs , not FRK either...
I'll be bringing my ESM, Jill - she doesn't get about much since that unfortunate misunderstanding with the Charity accounts. She's very keen to give Fanny some advice about creative accounting and a few tip about life 'on the inside" that may be useful for future reference.
If only there was an easier solution available! Wow!
”I’ve just woken up to….”With the Chateau de LaLande Drinking Game, everyone from Newbies to VIPs can pickle their internal organs equally while watching the vlogs. Here are the rules- you must take a drinkfor every time Fanny says:
1) "Parfect!"
2) "I love it so much!"
3) mentions Daddy Jarvis' paintings
4) "It's so good!"
5) "Magnificient!"
And lest we not forget BJJ:
6) Every snort he makes
7) "My grandparents..."
8) "You know where this would look good?"
9) Any time he refers to "We" and "Ours" (such as "OUR Chateau")
10) For any hedgehog reference
For any of the following, a shot of alcoholmust be consumed:
1) When something breaks/leaks/ or the ceiling caves in
2) Any mention of the lake
3) Fanny breaks out in song (you'll thank me)
4) A trip to Emmaus or Brocante
5) Any mention of Christie's or Channel 4
6) Anytime a hot glue gun makes an appearance
7) ScotMan makes a joke
Feel free to add to it!
A shot for any time during grabeaux Philly says "Oh it's so cute".With the Chateau de LaLande Drinking Game, everyone from Newbies to VIPs can pickle their internal organs equally while watching the vlogs. Here are the rules- you must take a drink
1) "Parfect!"
2) "I love it so much!"
3) mentions Daddy Jarvis' paintings
4) "It's so good!"
5) "Magnificient!"
And lest we not forget BJJ:
6) Every snort he makes
7) "My grandparents..."
8) "You know where this would look good?"
9) Any time he refers to "We" and "Ours" (such as "OUR Chateau")
10) For any hedgehog reference
For any of the following, a shot of alcohol
1) When something breaks/leaks/ or the ceiling caves in
2) Any mention of the lake
3) Fanny breaks out in song (you'll thank me)
4) A trip to Emmaus or Brocante
5) Any mention of Christie's or Channel 4
6) Anytime a hot glue gun makes an appearance
7) ScotMan makes a joke
Feel free to add to it!
Any time Fanny actually cooks anything without using the Thermomix.
Every time subscribers encourage hitting the like button.
Grabeaux shot for each time Fanny gasps, hand to mouth.
A double shot for each time Jason mentions Picasso.
A triple shot for when Jason mentions Dali.
A whole bottle when mentions his being a Dauphin.
A shot for when equipment breaks down.
A shot for when Amaury is inevitably called to fix the problem.
A shot for when Dan is shirtless.
A shot for when Amoire isn't.
A double shot for when Fanny says "Our lovely volunteers".
Triple shot for each time we hear or read the words "Lovely la Landers".
A magnum for when the lake fund amount changes to a higher rate.
Bonus round for extra pints:
Matching Fanny drink for drink.
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Has it ever been confirmed that the watering system for the walled garden that took so much effort to install actually works. All I can remember is that although all the pipe work was in place thanks to Matt and Dan, that still no water was coming through.
Every time Snorty refers to Fanny as 'Darling'
Every time Snorty carries drinks outside.
Easy to believe, as Dan seems to mistreat everything - machinery, drones etc. He appears to regard it as a badge of honour to break something, as shown by the display of broken cameras and drones on the shelf in his studio. I wouldn't let him near my vehicle, having seen how he operates. I've definitely gone off him in recent months.
Quite similar to my mother’s Junior League punch recipe. The only real difference is the JL recipe calls for orange sherbet (not the British candy) instead of ice cream.
Rrrrrrr.... you had to go and mention it again ! When I read it I want to vomit.
Calming down and ....doing a triple shot .....
Oh dear, now that I know you’re an archeologist you will forever be in my head as the Tattle version of Doctor Who’s River Song.
Does she drink much?
No no, that's my emotional support flying monkey's cousin Caroline, you're thinking of.
She's the big drinker in the ESFM family.
I hate when she constantly refers to Amaury as “Cuz”
I think we’ve covered just about every phrase SJ utters!
Looks like everyone is annoyed by anything she says. Maybe we should just take a drink every time SJ opens her mouth…or, better yet, when she keeps it closed! 
Rrrrrrr.... you had to go and mention it again ! When I read it I want to vomit.
Calming down and ....doing a triple shot .....
I could put up with it IF she included a shoutout to the Lovely Tattlers.
Remember in the past video or so when Phi Phi was filling up Dan’s van, it appeared that he was using a plastic bag as a gas cap. He seems to take little pride in maintaining anything possessions he owns and safety is far down his list of priorities in any actions he takes, with himself, his children, at his home or in working at LaLande.
Remember him kicking the windshield of the dumper (Fanny was mad about that), his lack of safety equipment while doing jobs, tearing up the treads on the digger, using duct tape as his way to mend the damage he does to the equipment, not watching his kids while he was unloading wood at LaLande, etc.
It is time for him to grow up and start being responsible. However, once anyone spends much time at LaLande with the Shittelaine, it appears to make some susceptible people emotionally age in reverse, becoming childish, immature, and irresponsible ( like Fanny). The difference is Fanny is surrounded by people who indulge and pay for her behavior and financially support her. She has been enabled her entire life in behaving in an immature, selfish, irresponsible manner and playing the perpetual damsel in distress/ little orphan/ small child that desperately needs to be rescued.
I don’t think Dan will have the same support system.
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