Just like the emperor Nero then! Will she have to set fire to Lalande in order to sing the opera of her life over the tragic scene? (Well, perhaps she won't need to, as the shittoo is likely to crumble or burn down by itself before she does that)
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No, it is SJ who is teasing us if I am reading it correctly, isn't it? Her lips/tongue must be bleeding profusely in not being able to divulge the true facts at the monent. Dan hasn't said a word has he?
And, we all know that she will actually divulge the true reasoning behind it all before Dan has the chance to do so too within any future vlog of his own. Just because she can't help herself and, basically, doesn't give a tit about anyone else's personal feelings as long as she reveals the scoop first!
TBH, in my own "real" life I would eject myself/remove/run away from her as far as is humanly possible. Two faced manipulator springs to my mind just for YT ratings.
Pitiful way to conduct and live your life.
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The big unvailing of his new teeth....DTM on IG telling us this morning to ‘stayed tuned’ as his new vlog is a ‘good one’ IF he can upload from where he is
"Lady Avonlea:
¡Stephanme quiere una pareja que la adule en lugar de follarla!"
¡Este debería ser el siguiente hilo!
¡Stephanme quiere una pareja que la adule en lugar de follarla!"
¡Este debería ser el siguiente hilo!
or like when someone is explaining something to her and she lets out a: mmm...
Not to worry - Billy Budd is mixing up a big batch of Baptist Church Punch and there will be Virgin Caesars (for the Canadians in the crowd)
In the US…….. many years ago, there was a weekly show called Bonanza. You can now watch it on reruns. All of the main characters wore the same (duplicate) clothing in every episode for the very reason you just mentioned!
i have followed a lott of chateauxowners....they all start nice...but than the followers come..the cult .and the grifting starts...gone with the nice content..and it becomes a moneygeneratingskeem...very sad really..i know i keep saying it...those people havent the slightest idea what involves running those huge places and estates...
FFS. I sincerely hope not as whatever it may have cost him to fix his teeth, it could have been much better spent on providing a more comfortable home life environment for his boys in the longer term.The big unvailing of his new teeth....
If that may be the case, then he must have ultimately felt pressurised to go down that route - I give up, whatever happened to individuality rather than conforming to what the media expects as being camera ready "perfect"?
Unfortunately, there you have it, the extraordinary power of YT and social media to morph yourself into something who, you were never in the first instance, i.e. a fake/plastic version of yourself, perhaps?
Far too much of it going on these days, unnecessarily, imho.
I have to FF through the parts Pavlina is in. Not a fan.
Oh man.. I do love a challenge.... Cheers!With the Chateau de LaLande Drinking Game, everyone from Newbies to VIPs can pickle their internal organs equally while watching the vlogs. Here are the rules- you must take a drinkfor every time Fanny says:
1) "Parfect!"
2) "I love it so much!"
3) mentions Daddy Jarvis' paintings
4) "It's so good!"
5) "Magnificient!"
And lest we not forget BJJ:
6) Every snort he makes
7) "My grandparents..."
8) "You know where this would look good?"
9) Any time he refers to "We" and "Ours" (such as "OUR Chateau")
10) For any hedgehog reference
For any of the following, a shot of alcoholmust be consumed:
1) When something breaks/leaks/ or the ceiling caves in
2) Any mention of the lake
3) Fanny breaks out in song (you'll thank me)
4) A trip to Emmaus or Brocante
5) Any mention of Christie's or Channel 4
6) Anytime a hot glue gun makes an appearance
7) ScotMan makes a joke
Feel free to add to it!
Speaking of meals, I'm beginning to suspect that new chef is taking the piss... Some of his meals look positively gross! Wondering if he's one of us and seeing what he can get away with...
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This is the face it makes when you walk in and find her spinning in that vintage Galiano dress that’s getting sun faded in your walk-in closet.
7) Mummy6) A shot every time the “prodigal Michael Petherick” returns to La La Lande to re-re-re-re-re-launch his channel.
It’s one hell of a Bingo card!I think we’ve covered just about every phrase SJ utters!
What you may be forgetting @Imperious Me, no matter what he cooks. Is that SJ is now employing local, French nationals - bless her! SJ is so reading Tattle LIfe, isn't she?
Actually, ihmo, at least the residents of the HMN are now eating much healthier options than in previous times. Good for Cyril.
But, I do wonder how much he is actually paid at the end of the day. Basic wage springs to my mind?
What’s the dress code?
From what I've heard it was Dan who drove the car in a ditch at night and by trying to get it out the bumper came off. He could be covering for someone else though. I know Armoir has a problem with drunk driving and he's not the only one.
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Great intel, but be Careful of rumours @Clara Burnett
Look where they got Rebekah Vardey in the Wagatha Christie trial that is gripping the nation (not)
is SJ clever enough to follow Colleen Rooney’s lead and start a rumour to see if it’s reported here ?
just a thought
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Great intel, but be Careful of rumours @Clara Burnett
Look where they got Rebekah Vardey in the Wagatha Christie trial that is gripping the nation (not)
is SJ clever enough to follow Colleen Rooney’s lead and start a rumour to see if it’s reported here ?
just a thought He's always had that air about him though... remember last year when he planted tomatoes in her flower bed/pots out front of the chateau... to me that was a 'fck U' to her airs and graces...
That was a total mess! Very Lalande.
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