The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed

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The point is the Roman area doesn't even apply to the situation... And comparing colonization to some British skank moving to a heap and not assuming the culture or language to evil white people colonizing and stealing committing genocide is as ignorant as it comes... Any non native in any colonized country whining about immigrates not assuming a culture that was born of genocide is the height of hypocrisy...
Ah I see the problem - when I speak about new immigrants to my country at least, I acknowledge the harm already caused via colonisation and despair that the new new comers know nothing about the indigenous people, their culture and language and don't really care to know - thereby perpetuating the original colonisation effects over and over again.
I'm not talking about the mostly European culture that has developed post colonisation in NZ.
That being said - the loss of language and culture is common to all colonised countries, this is the heart of a people - the Romans didn't conquer the world with a view to adopting the languages and cultures of the countries they took over. Conquering nations never want that. Admittedly the Roman Empire, similar to the Mongolian Empire - was a much more gradual process over a much longer period of time and cultural absorption was the end result of such humongous realms.
This 'not being interested in the language and culture of the country you live in', is at least in tiny part similar. Systematically annihilating an indigenous people is on the other far end of the continuum.
 
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If it’s implants it can be up to three months from endosteal implant to abutment. Recovery from the surgical procedures is just days.
Do they get fake ones for a time until all the old ones are removed?

woke up again at strange hour, saw Selmar making a gate. It was well thought and planned, recycling, he works better on his own I think, still rabbiting on re dine dance. Only there tw weeks and one gone, what work has he contributed so far except gate? He has one more Chateau to visit.

In his the dancing handyman patreon account, he displays his interview with Stephanine and he says

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"Because of Stephanie and her mother Isabelle’s wonderful qualities (and because I could see that I was making a difference) I found my place and felt a sense of permanency quickly at the château in Crozon-sur-Vauvre. That there wasn’t a designated ballroom I could make use of was a matter that left me feeling unanchored, however."

liar liar you also stated in the interview that saw your self there in 10years below needs to be updated to I am now travelling to other Chateaus in the hope of convincing them my business plan will bring in money for us both.

" While I remain happily employed at Stephanie’s château for the near future, I have a growing aspiration to begin focusing on my own projects. An important goal for me is my future ballroom, where I will return to the monthly Diner Dansant I once used to host. And, because one cannot have a proper, beautiful and permanent ballroom without it being attached to a beautiful building, I will be looking for a château of my own."

Sorry Selmar but the americans too the name dancing handyman before you and he has way better moves

Well he at least learned the art of the spin from the Master of spin SJ

Interesting but sorry to say some of the people in this very are considered 'crackpots'.
Netflix has a interesting reality show in New Zealand about a funeral parlor, and the majority of the clients were natives it was so touching how they said goodbye. What a loving proud culture.
 
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I didn't realise he got a strike, was that due to the septic tank joke not joke.
It's just speculation that Dan got a YT strike due to his 'cunning stunt' septic tank vlog. Though, it should have happened! The man is reckless.
 
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I just checked YouTube’s report function and they added multiple new options. You can report the video because of harmfully and endangering things going on in there, which could lead to accidents or worse.
Correct and we report harmfully and endangering every time those children are around heavy equipment without another adult supervising and reported that stupid “joke” video. I think he thought his joke was funny. We also report when the children are on CD “working with Dad” because it is a work site not a playground.
 
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The definition of dark ages (secoli bui in Italian) has been long since abandoned by historians. It was first created in the XIV cent. by the Italian poet Francesco Petrarca in order to define the period from the end of the Roman empire to the new-born Humanism, of which he was one of the founders, as opposed to the light of the classical world. But even the Roman empire didn't fall all of a sudden, it took centuries and its cultural heritage was absorbed both by the Byzantine empire, its direct heir, and the Christian world, the Church preserving much of the Latin culture in its abbeys and convents. In the South of Italy, like in Spain, for centuries the Arabs ruled and brought a period of peace and wealth, followed by the Normans. It is true, some centuries saw a social decline and much turmoil, due to the big changes taking place, but not everywhere and with Charlemagne, in the IX cent. a new, politically, economically and socially more organized era began.
The Vikings, yes, they were ravagers, sort of pirates, but the Middle Ages were not a time of darkness as it was usually thought. They were actually a very rich meltingpot of modernity.
I did a few history papers in my undergrad years and I remember my medieval lecturer saying they were called the dark ages because there isn't a lot of information about this period of European history.

Side note - I understand that the Vikings liked washing more than anyone they were pillaging - so they must have smelled nice. :D and their women were often kidnapped or used for bartering because they were tall and blonde.
 
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Congratulations Rexy!

The other party animals were in no doubt that soon their
favourite watering hole would soon be dominated by the
formidable and fun loving - Tyrannosaurus Tex-Mex.
 

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Just for your entertainment.
Last night I watched on TV the story of an incredible Italian con artist, just sentenced 6 years of prison. He was the son of a numerous family, they were poor because nobody worked. At 15 he began saying that he had apparitions of the Virgin Mary and for years he gathered a community of people who really believed him. They met every day for prayers in an abandoned little church and once a week he had these "visions", where the Virgin gave him messages for the world. At the end of these visions he even had blood on his forehead and palms, like Christ. He was very venerated and, as he was very poor, people began giving him money, food, goods, and more money. Well, not directly to him, but to his mother and sisters, who were always present.
He told them he had devoted his entire life to love and sacrifice, renouncing the world for the good of humankind.
He convinved desperate people that he could cure cancer, severe ailments, making them having babies. Then he told the richer ones that he wanted to erect some crosses to stop wars, earthquakes, tsunamis, you name it and that he was helping orphans. For all this he needed money and he was so clever that many gave it to him. Then, if somebody began having doubts about these practices, he threaten them, or told their family they were evil and should be rejected. He even convinced a joung girl he was using for his criminal deeds (he never of course saw the Virgin nor the blood was his blood) to have an abortion as her child was a Down. And she believed him!
Some of them sold their propeties, gave him all their their savings and renounced to cars, holidays and their family. When he got enough - they say about 4 millions euros, he told them he won't keep the daily gatherings in the church anymore as he needed a time wher he had to meditate. Actually he went on scamming only very rich people in private meetings in their houses and there he bled them white.
Then he disappeared. He emerged after some months.... as a woman! He had undergo a change of sex I think in Thailand, several plastic surgeries, led the life of a milionaire, spending like mad in luxury resorts, luxury dresses and accessories, cruises, and end up marrying one of his accomplices.
But his/her career as a con artist wasn't finished, because he/she still was able to grab tons of money from rich idiots who didn't believe he was just a scammer and not the mystic they wanted to believe.
He managed to get something like 2 milions from a couple of enterpreneurs because told them he wanted to produce and play in a film about his life as a mystic. And they gave it to him/her. It was instead o sort of soft porn with her/him as the main character.
In the meantime though, the majority of the people he had scammed got together and went to the police. So now he has been sentenced, still keeps saying that he never asked for anything, they gave their money freely and he never apologized for the people and families he has devastated, although some of them even attempted suicide. The story is much more complicated than what I have said, because the scams, the lack of morals, the total lack of interest for the consequences on his victims' lives his evil was producing are endless.
They thought they were paying in order to go to Heaven, to be cured, to save children, and instead they were paying for his change of sex, plastic surgery, dirty movies and a life of luxury they couldn't afford.

Which is the moral of this amazing story? That sooner or later, even the dumbest and most idiotic of scammed people will open their eyes and get very, very angry at seeing how they have been fooled and used. Just give them time.
That makes the true story of 'Catch Me If You Can' a little bit tame in comparison!
But similar - main character is a major con-man who gets away with it for a while but gets caught in the end.
Frank Abagnale fantasised the whole thing.

Netflix has a interesting reality show in New Zealand about a funeral parlor, and the majority of the clients were natives it was so touching how they said goodbye. What a loving proud culture.
The Casketeers.
My colleague tried to book them for her baby niece's funeral the other day, but they are so popular from the TV show, it's almost impossible!

My favourite episode was in the first series when he wanted a more powerful leaf blower but she said no.
He had to have a go with the council worker's really powerful leaf blower at the cemetery. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Do they get fake ones for a time until all the old ones are removed?


Well he at least learned the art of the spin from the Master of spin SJ


Netflix has a interesting reality show in New Zealand about a funeral parlor, and the majority of the clients were natives it was so touching how they said goodbye. What a loving proud culture.
It’s up to the patient. I opted to go without while everything healed as the temps slow the healing and add cost. You have to have all foods pureed anyway.
 
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Just like to point out the fact that France is a country with a vast history... USA and Canada are colonized countries where people came in and completely disrespected the current laws, cultures and languages... As a Native American reading a colonizer complain about people not assimilating is the height of hypocrisy... However Skanster does need to be more respectful of the ancient culture she immigrated to...
What? A colonizer can't call Jarvis out for being colonizer? I resemble that remark.



I find this difficult to masturbate to.
Epic, epic 🧵 title nomination.
 
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It was 'Calgacus', supposedly the chieftain of the Scottish Caledonian Confederacy who went into battle against the Roman forces of Gnaeus Julius Agricola at the (semi mythical) location of Mons Graupius in 83/83 CE, with a forced of 13 to 30,000 Scots in opposition to the Roman force of 17 to 30,000 Romans. Tacitus was married to Agricola's daughter Julia. Calgacus's 'made a desert and called it peace' speech was almost certainly written Tacitus himself as there is no evidence for the existence of Calgacus outside of Tacitus's writings.
Yes, it's true that the Caledonian chieftain Calgacus appears to be mentioned only by Tacitus, but this doesn't mean he made up both the person and his speech, at least in its main substance. Tacitus was an historian and a very accurate and true to facts one, perhaps the greatest Latin historian along with Titus Livius, and he wasn't one to invent his characters. The reasons why he has not been mentioned anywhere else could be several and all plausible.
I want to give you an example, which is a very stunning one. As you may very well know, Pontius Pilate was only mentioned by a few scarce sources, (one of whom by Tacitus, who just mentioned he put Jesus to death) by the Gospels and there was no physical trace of his real existence anywhere else. Not on any inscriptions anyway. So his true existence was only based on some mentions and faith.
In 1961, a dear friend of my family, who was an archaeologist, married to a French archaeologist, during an excavation campaign in the state of Israel, found in the ancient town of Cesarea an inscription with the name of Pontius Pilatus carved on a large stone belonging to a disrupted monument he had dedicated to the emperor Tiberius, along with coins that he minted, The so called Pilate stone.
This is the text:
DIS AUGUSTI]S TIBERIEUM
[. . . . PO]NTIUS PILATUS
[. . .PRAEF]ECTUS IUDA[EA]E
[. .FECIT D]E[DICAVIT]

The discovery had the greatest impact for many reasons that are easily understood.
 
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Pardon the derailment:

We all need to have a broader point of view of history, and no, I don't mean colonization is justified or glorified, just a broader view of history.
Fact is, almost every dominant culture/civilization in history attempted to rule over other people groups and claimed lands they had no right to.

My nanny came from the Philippines. She taught college-level history in the Philippines before she moved to the US. When the Spaniards arrived in the Philippines, they did not try to kill all the natives (they did kill a lot though), but they did subjugate them--and created a caste system that was based on birthplace, ancestry, and skin tone. The caste system has become so entrenched in the country that to this day, any person with a lighter skin tone is deemed more beautiful, intelligent, and superior. Prior to the arrival of the Spaniards in the Philippines, native tribes fought against each other for territorial expansion to the point of almost extinction. Historians agree and evidences prove that such is the case among the tribes of the Americas, Africa, Asia, and even Europe. It is with wry shame I admit that even my people, after leaving a life of subjugation and slavery in Egypt, tried to annihilate the inhabitants of Canaan with a belief that God promised that land to Abraham. A few thousand years later, one deranged dude tried to erase my people from the face of Europe.

My point is, that a broader view of history will make each of us realize that there is not a single civilization or people group that doesn't have blood in their hands or a colonist legacy. Nowadays, world colonization takes place in the form of entertainment--Hollywood. Native cultures, beliefs, norms, and mores are being questioned and to a degree being erased and are being replaced by Hollywood's values.

Now back to Lalande.
It’s my observation that the definition of “derailment” here has been fluid, selectively and unjustly rendered.
I am aware of several longstanding threads which are derailment under Tattle’s definition which nobody labels derailment, and which are legit subthreads.
It’s my long observation that such policing of thought discourages people who have eyewitness accounts, as well as people with activist ideas, documents, crowd-powered research projects for the creation of evidence for authorities, political critiques of Jarvis — in short, justice for Jarvis. Or a serious discussion such as this one, about whether or not colonizers can criticize the colonizer Jarvis for establishing a kleptocratic colonial society at Lalande.
I think I know what motivates such xenophobia and derriere gardism among the thought police -- who is, btw, neither the moderator of this forum, nor a Tattle moderator (each of whose requirements strike me as inclusive and civil). I think I know, but I'm not going there. One, its day is over, as European, north American and Oz colonial contributions including the brave @lalablahblah's, prevail, and two, that would be derailing fer sher.
 
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That makes the true story of 'Catch Me If You Can' a little bit tame in comparison!
But similar - main character is a major con-man who gets away with it for a while but gets caught in the end.
Frank Abagnale fantasised the whole thing.



The Casketeers.
My colleague tried to book them for her baby niece's funeral the other day, but they are so popular from the TV show, it's almost impossible!

My favourite episode was in the first series when he wanted a more powerful leaf blower but she said no.
He had to have a go with the council worker's really powerful leaf blower at the cemetery. :ROFLMAO:
Yes! I wish it was continued. So sorry about your friends niece.
 
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I'm concerned that by the time I get to be a member of this exclusive club, everyone is going to have cirrhosis of the liver! 🍷🥃🍸🍹🍾
There's some corner of the fish shack that is forever Baptist.
 
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Yes, it's true that the Caledonian chieftain Calgacus appears to be mentioned only by Tacitus, but this doesn't mean he made up both the person and his speech, at least in its main substance. Tacitus was an historian and a very accurate and true to facts one, perhaps the greatest Latin historian along with Titus Livius, and he wasn't one to invent his characters. The reasons why he has not been mentioned anywhere else could be several and all plausible.
I want to give you an example, which is a very stunning one. As you may very well know, Pontius Pilate was only mentioned by a few scarce sources, (one of whom by Tacitus, who just mentioned he put Jesus to death) by the Gospels and there was no physical trace of his real existence anywhere else. Not on any inscriptions anyway. So his true existence was only based on some mentions and faith.
In 1961, a dear friend of my family, who was an archaeologist, married to a French archaeologist, during an excavation campaign in the state of Israel, found in the ancient town of Cesarea an inscription with the name of Pontius Pilatus carved on a large stone belonging to a disrupted monument he had dedicated to the emperor Tiberius, along with coins that he minted, The so called Pilate stone.
This is the text:
DIS AUGUSTI]S TIBERIEUM
[. . . . PO]NTIUS PILATUS
[. . .PRAEF]ECTUS IUDA[EA]E
[. .FECIT D]E[DICAVIT]

The discovery had the greatest impact for many reasons that are easily understood.
Plausible isn't the same as definitively proven.
I'm an archaeologist myself.
 
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Plausible isn't the same as definitively proven.
I'm an archaeologist myself.
Of course they are not definitively proven, as we are in the field of hypothesis, otherwise we would not discuss the subject. But who knows if in the future some sources will be discovered proving it true. Tacitus is usually not known for "telling stories" :giggle:
I'm happy to talk to an archaeologist, I'm an art historian, but when I was at university archaeology was a great passion of mine.
 
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