The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed

jojonz · May 14, 2022

woke up again at strange hour, saw Selmar making a gate. It was well thought and planned, recycling, he works better on his own I think, still rabbiting on re dine dance. Only there tw weeks and one gone, what work has he contributed so far except gate? He has one more Chateau to visit.

In his the dancing handyman patreon account, he displays his interview with Stephanine and he says

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"Because of Stephanie and her mother Isabelle’s wonderful qualities (and because I could see that I was making a difference) I found my place and felt a sense of permanency quickly at the château in Crozon-sur-Vauvre. That there wasn’t a designated ballroom I could make use of was a matter that left me feeling unanchored, however."

liar liar you also stated in the interview that saw your self there in 10years below needs to be updated to I am now travelling to other Chateaus in the hope of convincing them my business plan will bring in money for us both.

" While I remain happily employed at Stephanie’s château for the near future, I have a growing aspiration to begin focusing on my own projects. An important goal for me is my future ballroom, where I will return to the monthly Diner Dansant I once used to host. And, because one cannot have a proper, beautiful and permanent ballroom without it being attached to a beautiful building, I will be looking for a château of my own."

Sorry Selmar but the americans too the name dancing handyman before you and he has way better moves

Linus · May 14, 2022

Sparrowsfart said:
NZ is a little different, when it was colonised by England it was to keep the French from doing so!
There was a Treaty signed between the Crown (Victoria at the time) and Maori (which was ignored whenever it was inconvenient). In the last 40-50 years there has been more recognition of the Treaty and land returned, Crown apologies, settlements etc. NZ now places an importance on it's bi-culturalism. Te Reo is taught and used widely and even people like me know the basics. I work at a school and we have some classes where only Te Reo is spoken. All students do Kapa Haka, and learn their own personal Pepeha. Of course it's not enough or perfect but it is a matter of trying to do what you can, so everyone can understand and appreciate each others cultures.

NB this is a very quick once over comment on my Country, and not meant to offend anyone from here or anywhere else in the world!

There is a fascinating three part documentary about this. It seems the Crown did make sure to erase a fair share of Maori history (no surprises there).

It was very easy to fall in love with NZ, hopefully I can visit again soon!

The Simple Life · May 14, 2022

Just for your entertainment.
Last night I watched on TV the story of an incredible Italian con artist, just sentenced 6 years of prison. He was the son of a numerous family, they were poor because nobody worked. At 15 he began saying that he had apparitions of the Virgin Mary and for years he gathered a community of people who really believed him. They met every day for prayers in an abandoned little church and once a week he had these "visions", where the Virgin gave him messages for the world. At the end of these visions he even had blood on his forehead and palms, like Christ. He was very venerated and, as he was very poor, people began giving him money, food, goods, and more money. Well, not directly to him, but to his mother and sisters, who were always present.
He told them he had devoted his entire life to love and sacrifice, renouncing the world for the good of humankind.
He convinved desperate people that he could cure cancer, severe ailments, making them having babies. Then he told the richer ones that he wanted to erect some crosses to stop wars, earthquakes, tsunamis, you name it and that he was helping orphans. For all this he needed money and he was so clever that many gave it to him. Then, if somebody began having doubts about these practices, he threaten them, or told their family they were evil and should be rejected. He even convinced a joung girl he was using for his criminal deeds (he never of course saw the Virgin nor the blood was his blood) to have an abortion as her child was a Down. And she believed him!
Some of them sold their propeties, gave him all their their savings and renounced to cars, holidays and their family. When he got enough - they say about 4 millions euros, he told them he won't keep the daily gatherings in the church anymore as he needed a time wher he had to meditate. Actually he went on scamming only very rich people in private meetings in their houses and there he bled them white.
Then he disappeared. He emerged after some months.... as a woman! He had undergo a change of sex I think in Thailand, several plastic surgeries, led the life of a milionaire, spending like mad in luxury resorts, luxury dresses and accessories, cruises, and end up marrying one of his accomplices.
But his/her career as a con artist wasn't finished, because he/she still was able to grab tons of money from rich idiots who didn't believe he was just a scammer and not the mystic they wanted to believe.
He managed to get something like 2 milions from a couple of enterpreneurs because told them he wanted to produce and play in a film about his life as a mystic. And they gave it to him/her. It was instead o sort of soft porn with her/him as the main character.
In the meantime though, the majority of the people he had scammed got together and went to the police. So now he has been sentenced, still keeps saying that he never asked for anything, they gave their money freely and he never apologized for the people and families he has devastated, although some of them even attempted suicide. The story is much more complicated than what I have said, because the scams, the lack of morals, the total lack of interest for the consequences on his victims' lives his evil was producing are endless.
They thought they were paying in order to go to Heaven, to be cured, to save children, and instead they were paying for his change of sex, plastic surgery, dirty movies and a life of luxury they couldn't afford.

Which is the moral of this amazing story? That sooner or later, even the dumbest and most idiotic of scammed people will open their eyes and get very, very angry at seeing how they have been fooled and used. Just give them time.

mrsp67 · May 14, 2022

WMGL said:
Congratulations T Rex!! Well done Look forward to sharing a glass with you.

He looks dirtier and lazier and more useless with every picture. Scram Snortsie!

This is literally the only thing to look forward to getting done on her channel is the changing of boyfriends

The Simple Life · May 14, 2022

graciemckitten said:
The Patrons have definitely donated enough to pay for Fannys 50% share of the Shittoo.

And a bit more. Potti's share maybe?

mrsp67 · May 14, 2022

The Simple Life said:
Just for your entertainment.
Last night I watched on TV the story of an incredible Italian con artist, just sentenced 6 years of prison. He was the son of a numerous family, they were poor because nobody worked. At 15 he began saying that he had apparitions of the Virgin Mary and for years he gathered a community of people who really believed him. They met every day for prayers in an abandoned little church and once a week he had these "visions", where the Virgin gave him messages for the world. At the end of these visions he even had blood on his forehead and palms, like Christ. He was very venerated and, as he was very poor, people began giving him money, food, goods, and more money. Well, not directly to him, but to his mother and sisters, who were always present.
He told them he had devoted his entire life to love and sacrifice, renouncing the world for the good of humankind.
He convinved desperate people that he could cure cancer, severe ailments, making them having babies. Then he told the richer ones that he wanted to erect some crosses to stop wars, earthquakes, tsunamis, you name it and that he was helping orphans. For all this he needed money and he was so clever that many gave it to him. Then, if somebody began having doubts about these practices, he threaten them, or told their family they were evil and should be rejected. He even convinced a joung girl he was using for his criminal deeds (he never of course saw the Virgin nor the blood was his blood) to have an abortion as her child was a Down. And she believed him!
Some of them sold their propeties, gave him all their their savings and renounced to cars, holidays and their family. When he got enough - they say about 4 millions euros, he told them he won't keep the daily gatherings in the church anymore as he needed a time wher he had to meditate. Actually he went on scamming only very rich people in private meetings in their houses and there he bled them white.
Then he disappeared. He emerged after some months.... as a woman! He had undergo a change of sex I think in Thailand, several plastic surgeries, led the life of a milionaire, spending like mad in luxury resorts, luxury dresses and accessories, cruises, and end up marrying one of his accomplices.
But his/her career as a con artist wasn't finished, because he/she still was able to grab tons of money from rich idiots who didn't believe he was just a scammer and not the mystic they wanted to believe.
He managed to get something like 2 milions from a couple of enterpreneurs because told them he wanted to produce and play in a film about his life as a mystic. And they gave it to him/her. It was instead o sort of soft porn with her/him as the main character.
In the meantime though, the majority of the people he had scammed got together and went to the police. So now he has been sentenced, still keeps saying that he never asked for anything, they gave their money freely and he never apologized for the people and families he has devastated, although some of them even attempted suicide. The story is much more complicated than what I have said, because the scams, the lack of morals, the total lack of interest for the consequences on his victims' lives his evil was producing are endless.
They thought they were paying in order to go to Heaven, to be cured, to save children, and instead they were paying for his change of sex, plastic surgery, dirty movies and a life of luxury they couldn't afford.

Which is the moral of this amazing story? That sooner or later, even the dumbest and most idiotic of scammed people will open their eyes and get very, very angry at seeing how they have been fooled and used. Just give them time.

What is this movie called?

Iolair · May 14, 2022

JP in SC said:
I keep thinking of the movie The Trouble With Baby Jane every time I see Stephanie flouncing about the yard, mumbling, laughing, waltzing the halls w/a small jam jar to serve multiple people, clawing free gifts, or rabidly rushing down the pigeon tower staircase past stacks of books - less we forget the piles of attic debris, the clutching of an old TV. . . . .blink and your mind reflects on her running loose with hair foils and cape.
If you all have not seen this movie (1962) please take a glimpse.
Joan Crawford as Nutti. Betty Davis as Stephamommie.

It's "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane."

mrsp67 · May 14, 2022

The Simple Life said:
And a bit more. Potti's part maybe?

I think some of you have called it that she will sell up and move on. Perhaps that is the reason for doing up the outside? Curb appeal?

The Simple Life · May 14, 2022

mrsp67 said:
What is this movie called?

You mean the movie he produced and played in? I don't know, it was a B rate movie anyway. If you mean the story I wrote, that is all true. His name is Paolo Catanzaro. Here as a mystic and as a milionaire woman

as a mystic during a "vision"

M&MsMom · May 14, 2022

KyBourbon said:
I think he was called a bald coc_…but I might be wrong. Either way, the “bald” part was what was considered sexual harassment!

Alrighty, then! I feel better that he wasn't called a C U Next Tuesday.........shame on me! My mind always goes to that when they just put a "c" and make you guess the rest!

mrsp67 · May 14, 2022

The Simple Life said:
You mean the movie he produced and played in? I don't know, it was a B rate movie anyway. If you mean the story I wrote, that is all true. His name is Paolo Catanzaro. Here as a mystic and as a milionaire woman
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Wow, crazy how true stories can be so far fetched

T Rex · May 14, 2022

Le Baiseur said:
I find this difficult to masturbate to.

OMG, I've got G&T coming out of my nostrils!!!

(And thank you @Sparrowsfart for the extra long straws in the VIP lounge!)

The Simple Life · May 14, 2022

mrsp67 said:
Wow, crazy how true stories can be so far fetched

If you would write it in a novel you'd be accused of having too much fantasy and not being palusible!

Lady Avonlea · May 14, 2022

WMGL said:
Looks like a perfect Grandmother of the bride dress!

In 1964.

Sparrowsfart · May 14, 2022

Linus said:
There is a fascinating three part documentary about this. It seems the Crown did make sure to erase a fair share of Maori history (no surprises there).

It was very easy to fall in love with NZ, hopefully I can visit again soon!

Interesting but sorry to say some of the people in this very are considered 'crackpots'.

billybudd · May 14, 2022

john eccles said:
Folks, lets just sit down and think about this. Fannys Dandy aka the Pis Boy, we have been told that he is the video editor, a design consultant not unlike Frank Lloyd Wright and a horticultural genius. What a load of shite, he does not have a single brain cell in his skull. We have witnessed and had a good hoot at his lack of general knowledge, remember 'The Renaissance', his ignorance with regard to wine etc etc. In a nutshell, he serves absolutely no purpose and I think the most galling thing is, he has no idea how much of an empty husk of a human he is.

Don't forget the cache pots and the encaustic tiles.

T Rex · May 14, 2022

mrsp67 said:
For god sake I live in the wilds of Florida own and work in a sandwich shop and dress better daily then she does.!!

@mrsp67, if your sandwich shop happens to be the family-owned one named after a city, it is - sooo good! Please bring to me a Biscayne Turkey sub and a Buffalo Chicken panini!

billybudd · May 14, 2022

T Rex said:
<Drumroll..... Moment of suspense.... and BOOM! There it is!> Thank you @Lady Rosalie! I'll see you in there- and want to drive the Delorean!

Cletus and I are Carolina shaggin' in the fish shack. Grandmama's receipt, Miller Lite and no lemon, all around.
Not strictly speakin' suthrin swamp cookin' but well worth the eating. Man, this is good. Use the Rotel. Rotel all around.

Texas caviar

Back when I first lived in New York, finding black-eyed peas was a challenge. While I do enjoy them year-round, it was around New Year’s Day that I became most concerned about their elusive nature.

www.homesicktexan.com

https://giphy.com/ih5ar2XwMsxo5EZP8I

Smeeeeeewth.

T Rex · May 14, 2022

Pekey said:
I wake up this morning and Rexy is a VIP !!!
Congrats Rexy........ welcome to the Cocktail Corner ..... special drinkie for You !

LMAO @Pekey!!! That video is a pretty accurate representation of what happened this evening in the VIP lounge... @MojoDublin has told me that my sweet moves were NOT akin to Tom Cruise in the movie "Cocktail", and has banned me from making drinks. @billybudd is now mixing drinks- crikey, I can't feel my legs! How am I supposed to follow Sillymar's instructional tango videos in this state?!?

Iolair · May 14, 2022

The Simple Life said:
Each one of your words is so true. The last lines are my same thought.
My only point was to point out that Roman imperialism and modern colonialism had different roots and outcomes. But the Roman historian Tacitus reported that a Briton king of the Caledonian tribe said, referring to the Roman conquerors: "They have made a desert anc called it peace". There is something in human nature that is aggressive and destructive and it has always shown its obscure face. It's so sad really.

It was 'Calgacus', supposedly the chieftain of the Scottish Caledonian Confederacy who went into battle against the Roman forces of Gnaeus Julius Agricola at the (semi mythical) location of Mons Graupius in 83/83 CE, with a forced of 13 to 30,000 Scots in opposition to the Roman force of 17 to 30,000 Romans. Tacitus was married to Agricola's daughter Julia. Calgacus's 'made a desert and called it peace' speech was almost certainly written Tacitus himself as there is no evidence for the existence of Calgacus outside of Tacitus's writings.

The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed

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