I suspect DTM is on a very important trip to do one of the following :
a) SJ and Channel 4 need his editing skills for the next series
b) re-visit to family to lick his wounds after last disatrous vlog (though to be fair it was a joke that backfired)
c) discussing future living arrangements because he has realised that SJ & LL are are crumbling before his eyes and he may/may not need to return to the UK
d) he needs to buy new Raybans at UK prices - why shop in France when you can vlog buying them in UK because you're discussing b) & c)
e) he's in Turkey having his teeth fixed
f) as some of us suspect, he's on holiday with his secret loverrrrrrr drinking lager from a bottle with a lemon slice
When will we find out I wonder????