The Chateau Diaries #138 Stephanie Jarvis: How begging for $ while I’m rich saved my Vacays, oops chateau

[Tamerton]

Well, there they are. Ziggy is at Lalande too
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Oh do duck off.
I cant take any more of this pretentious sucking up to the wrinkly old slag!

 

[ploppityplop2]

 

[Iolair]

Sara the Sewist -

"Blue and yellow, how French!"

Could these people be any more OUT OF TOUCH!?!?!

You idiots have had a Ukrainian in your house for weeks and that's your first thought on these colors? Why even include this comment, unless you're really that clueless?

Except that yellow mixed with blue is an extremely popular combination to decorate with in France. Blue and yellow style decor influences and style come from the Proveance area in the south of France. The area is known for lavender blue, blue cornflowers and sunflowers and the colours are frequently used in French farmhouse style. It's got nothing to do with Ukraine. So, on this one occasion, she's not out of touch.

 

[MojoDublin]

...that story rattles on all sides.

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@Le Comte de Monte Cristo

.that story rattles on all sides.


Yo you absolute charlatan steph
Especially for you …

 

[Sunflowergram]

Yet you know what I will say to that: smoke and mirrors can provide that kind of positive outlook.

I agree!! She invited certain popular people, that perhaps she hears how much we appreciate their way of doing things, to make herself and her mess somehow look so much better than we really know it is. Well played for now princess, but, the truth is still there for all to see if they choose. And, in case some have gotten lost in the Easter eggs, where are those accounting files???

 

[ploppityplop2]

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to my "Glam or Scram" review of Lalande's 2022 Easter Party!

First off, SJ, bedecked with gargantuan pieces of jewelry, wears a pale yellow-ish dress by South African designer, Spero Villioti originally made for someone who's now dead. Who knew that Stephanie Jarvis would show up at her own Easter party dressed as Miss Havisham. That dress is awful--it looks like an old and derelict wedding gown from 1992! She says she feels like a princess in her dress--but we say she looks like a giant yellow napa cabbage! SJ IS DEFINITELY SCRAM!

Meanwhile, Anna de Fleurie, shows up in a sophisticated magenta dress with a matching black belt and blazer, making her look like a million dollars! Her ensemble definitely makes her look classier than the overdressed host. ANNA'S UNQUESTIONABLY GLAM!

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Simplicity is key. Annalise wears a simple but elegant navy blue dress paired with a lovely shawl. She's a sight to behold in that beautiful and glamorous dress. GLAM. (Dan, it's definitely your loss on this one!)

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There's no question that Marie (de Larkin) is one of the more sophisticated dressed women at the party! She knows how to dress (and dress her age)! GLAM!

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This gun-toting Dutch woman looks like she may have missed the memo, and looks a little confused. Is she in a country-western-themed party or Great Gatsby? Is she in 1922 or 1978? SCRAM.

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Dubbed by SJ as the sexiest dress of the night, this glamazon can bully anyone she wants on Tinder's 50 and up category! She could wear this dress again to the next Women of the Streets Convention in Atlantic City. SCRAM.

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Dana, the night's designated cook looks really dashing in her very simple but urbane dress. But being stuck in the kitchen slaving away all night, she must have smelt like sauteed something! Mason Dwinnell must have enjoyed taking whiffs of her olfactory jumble of fried garlic, olive oil, anchovies, fennel and black mold! GLAM.

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Tess Hoffman shows up in a dress that looks like fake tattoos! Is she going through a Goth phase at age 40? Can someone who knows her actually suggest a good psychiatrist or at least a therapist for her to see? She may have missed out on all the fun in her teens and is now making up for lost time! SCRAM.

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Tatinnette looks like, well, an old aunt.

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Well, Yentas...til next the Lalande party!

Haha brilliant. This reminds me of the Slay videos on TikTok

 

[Sunflowergram]

It must have been a costly affaire having 32 people over for the weekend...where did they all sleep...Lucky the weather was fine...as half her heap is a buildingsite...Imagine the washing up, cleaning and all that bedlinnen and towels after they all left...poor volunteers...

She had that parties before the pandemic...dont the grannies wonder how that poor and moneyless soul payed for all that in the past.. .

It’s been said on a vlog awhile back that they now have a laundry service. So, on this issue, all volunteers are safe.

 

[MojoDublin]

Now since li she has full in depth and peripherial vision mummy can dance again!

Liar Stephanie don’t have far to lick the learned behavior from Isabel - blind in one eye. They both have zero filter

However - if I’m that flexible at 80 … I’ll give you that mini apron … kudos

I’ll keep all other comments and communication about the family grifter separate .

 

[pasta_aldente]

Today is Tax Day in the US, wonder how Stefanie Jarvis, owner of the farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, is doing with her taxes to France & UK ????????

 

[KiKiGee]

Artist Andie W. had an Easter IG post. I do believe she has a new career.

@andiewieringa
Happy Easter all of you! What a great day with a lot off sunshine. But let we think off all the people in Oekraïne and there losses of loveones. Pavlina it was a honner to make a livedrawing of you and to hear all your storys about your family and the war, it makes me realise that peace isn't easy. #easter #drawinyourstyle #drawingartinside #portret #blackandwhite #pen #fineliner

 

[Jeeves]

Artist Andie W. had an Easter IG post. I do believe she has a new career.

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@andiewieringa
Happy Easter all of you! What a great day with a lot off sunshine. But let we think off all the people in Oekraïne and there losses of loveones. Pavlina it was a honner to make a livedrawing of you and to hear all your storys about your family and the war, it makes me realise that peace isn't easy. #easter #drawinyourstyle #drawingartinside #portret #blackandwhite #pen #fineliner


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Just when you think they couldn't look any worse!

 

[MojoDublin]

To see him strut around there, when he was barely alive when she bought that place,

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To see him strut around there, when he was barely alive when she bought that place,

Epic

 

[Iolair]

Well I guess Natti isn’t pregnant.
Tight dress & tequila… so Lalande!
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Quite apart from that hideous hooker dress - but to pair it with a chunky and ugly crocket shawl was a WTF moment for me.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

It’s been said on a vlog awhile back that they now have a laundry service. So, on this issue, all volunteers are safe.

Yes thats right...but i wonder ...all her delicate and expensive bedlinnen....sending it to a laundryservice...i dont know about their laundryservice..but my experiences with laundryservices are not so good...things get lost..damaged and get worn out very quickly...its better to keep your precious linnen in sight...and do it at your own place..

 

[Green Fairy]

I think the Fleuries went because they were helped by Stef in the beginning with YouTube. They felt obligated? Anyway this is their free pass from me if they go back again, then I will think of not watching them.

I agree that this is the Fleuries free pass to pay off an obligation for help when they started. But they better not return again or by Jove...

 

[MojoDublin]

Think for the first time in April 2022

Im to the current page

Considering that an achievement

 

[Iolair]

So much to unpack.
The CD's Easter live chat...


Jason Dubey Happy Easter!
Jason Dubey @Lisa Akinlabi I am working in the gallery
Jason Dubey @Lisa Akinlabi I always work Sundays in the gallery.
Jason Dubey @Lisa Akinlabi So we have crucifixes everywhere and the Bible etchings by Marc Chagall up, and at 4:45 a client called back and bought the hand painted Museum Bible engraving. It was Christ at work!
Jason Dubey @Lisa Akinlabi It was technically already Easter Sunday in Jerusalem. Then I drove around Lake Tahoe and the clouds opened up and the rays of light flooded the Lake. It was biblical
Jason Dubey @CA Garden It is a glorious day here in Lake Tahoe!
Jason Dubey @Lisa Akinlabi The sales have been outrageous!
Jason Dubey So I opened Salvador Dali's Biblia Sacra (Dali's Bible) and it opened to Lazarus, Come Forth, John 11:43,44


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Philip Janssen Hi everyone!!
Philip Janssen Happy Easter
Sidonie Jansson Good idea with the jewels
Hanna Young @Philip Janssen , I had a heavy ring and it caused a hairline fracture in my finger.
Philip Janssen @Hanna Young Oh no!
Hanna Young @Philip Janssen to be 20 again and vain... I also got hairline facture in my wrist from a bracelet.
Philip Janssen @Hanna Young

Paul Cobbett, who are you asking???
Paul Cobbett are you pregnant?

The Chateau Diaries Hello lovely people! And a very HAPPY EASTER!


Weasel™Still baffled LaLande has no dog
ksen. I would be so excited about Ziggy too
smolpuppyo'love hi peeps Philip needs a puppy
Philip Janssen @smolpuppyo’love Yes please!
smolpuppyo'love deffo @philip

smolpuppyo'love everyone needs a friend like Kirsty
Philip Janssen The tiny little lambs are so incredibly cute!!!
Philip Janssen @Lisa Akinlabi They are so so cute!
Darci DeVough (Fisher)Philip is so cute he needs some baby lambs

Lenora Cooper 32 people!!

Christmas 2020/Easter 2022, The wallpaper situation, (on the right), has not been fixed.
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Seth Waters"wall paper porn" should be the title of the video


Jason Dubey @the Chateau Diaries Happy Easter! So we have crucifixes everywhere in the gallery, and Dali's Bible in five volumes, and someone and bought the hand painted and signed Bible engraving by Chagall!!
Jason Dubey @the Chateau Diaries ....It was crazy, selling the most expensive Chagall Bible etching in the gallery on Easter! The clouds over Lake Tahoe opened and the beams of light shone across the lake!!
Jason Dubey Got to run, I have people in the Picasso department!


eimear shanahan Thumbs up people nearly 3K watching , only 300 Thumbs Up !!!!!!!!!!

The fans loved Annalise's look. The fans even loved Nutti's getup. Not much love for Stephanie Jarvis' tea bath dyed gown.
The Chateau Diaries Spero is so talented
Sidonie Jansson Philip you´re right. Stephanie looks amazing
smolpuppyo'love Stephanie looks amazing


Frank Gyori Come on folks, Hit the thumbs up

Time for some business...
Amanda Levy @Stephanie jarvis... what's the name of the cigar candle please? my mum always smiled cigars... she was much like mummy isabelle... but not quite as energetic!
The Chateau Diaries @Amanda Levy It's Ernesto by Cire Trudon

STOP!!!
How To Renovate A Chateau we had the best time, thank you so much, Stephanie and Philip, you are the kindest hosts!
Philip Janssen @How to Renovate a Chateau It is so lovely finally having you here!
The Chateau Diaries @How To Renovate A Chateau It's so good having you here! And surreal to be chatting in the live from another room in the same chateau - how's life in the east wing?
How To Renovate A Chateau @the chateau diaries, we're very comfortable in our beautiful room!


Valerie Llauke DONT FORGET TO LIKE!!

My question, where are Amaury's dogs???
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eimear shanahan Where is Amoury ??
TheTexmomof5 PhilipJanssen. Where is Amuary
Philip Janssen @TheTexmomof5 He was around! We were all celebrating Easter together

Summer Lalande, (still using David's account) and Jumpsuit Jill chimed in.
David LaLande Oh, it looks so fun. With we were there.
The Chateau Diaries @David LaLande We wish you were here too!
David LaLande @the chateau diaries. Put us down for next year. Definitely.
Jill Scott Hello everyone. just arrived
The Chateau Diaries @Jill Scott Hello Jill!

He needed to return for rehearsals??? No, he needed to return to see his family and pick up eggs.
Philip Janssen Today’s been absolutely incredible!
Sidonie Jansson Philip your mother must be so kind. All these eggs...
Philip Janssen @Sidonie Jansson She really is!

More ...
The Chateau Diaries @Darci DeVough (Fisher) I genuinely don't know! Nic never divulges the Easter Bunny's secrets
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts I was worried it wouldn't be safe with all the trees down but it was ok @the Chateau Diaries excellent
The Chateau Diaries @Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts It's probably a little safer than previous years because Nick's taken down so many of the dead trees


Joy Eddlemon @the Chateau Diaries did your aunt inherit any vision problems???
The Chateau Diaries @Joy Eddlemon No, luckily her vision was fine
The Chateau Diaries @Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts I'm sorry about yours - yes, Mummy can'r believe hers was fixed!
Peg Peg She should get down on her knees and thank God


ksen. Ziggy definitely won Philip's heart
Philip Janssen @ksen. Definitely!
Michelle Kucharew I suggest you hold a patron vote to name Philip's soon to be Chateau dog.
Philip Janssen @michelle Kucharew Yes! What do you think @the Chateau Diaries?
The Chateau Diaries @Philip Janssen Dream On!

Isabelle Jarvis Happy Easter
Isabelle Jarvis Goodnight
The Chateau Diaries Happy Easter and goodnight from Lalande
Philip Janssen Thank you all so much and happy Easter everyone

I want to kill Jason Dubey. And I want to make it painful.
Just sayin'. That's all. Carry on.

 

[Princess and the Pea]

Artist Andie W. had an Easter IG post. I do believe she has a new career.

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@andiewieringa
Happy Easter all of you! What a great day with a lot off sunshine. But let we think off all the people in Oekraïne and there losses of loveones. Pavlina it was a honner to make a livedrawing of you and to hear all your storys about your family and the war, it makes me realise that peace isn't easy. #easter #drawinyourstyle #drawingartinside #portret #blackandwhite #pen #fineliner


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Christ almighty..(sorry for blasphemy if it offends) but what the heck am I seeing here. Yes, she's certainly missed her vocation as a court artist that's for sure. What's happened to Dan's head? Not one of her subjects comes out of it looking remotely human.

 

[Frau de Byron]

You say that but I don't recall him ever giving Selmar's dog any attention. There were a few dogs there, he didn't show them any interest, Steph probably knows he wants everything he sees, just watch him at the junk shops...

I think he's desperate for a puppy, Will mummy buy one? Don't think she's a dog lover,
Maybe stuffed toys have got boreing

 

[Iolair]

Yes thats right...but i wonder ...all her delicate and expensive bedlinnen....sending it to a laundryservice...i dont know about their laundryservice..but my experiences with laundryservices are not so good...things get lost..damaged and get worn out very quickly...its better to keep your precious linnen in sight...and do it at your own place..

Completely agree. I sent precious family heirloom pure Irish linen to a laundry service and never saw it again.