It’s imploding at a rate of knots!Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen used a very old description for yesterday's live chat.
Cadeaux at the Chateau Live
In 'Cadeaux at the Chateau', all of the inhabitants of the Chateau de Lalande gather together to open beautiful gifts that people have sent from all over the world. All of the monetisation from these videos will be donated to a different charity each month. For the month of July, 2020, we chose the British Heart Foundation, in memory of my father, Derek Jarvis.
Yesterday's, 3/21/22, live chat was a hot mess. Percy and Isabelle had some interesting retorts.
Many complained...
Meredith Harvath I sent a book back in November, I always tune in hoping to see it, but I guess they can't get to everything. They are getting quite a few books now, which will be great for the library.
Patricia Jamieson @Meredith Harvath I sent a package it took 3 months to get there from Canada and then7 months to have it's turn to be opened
Patrick Frericks Bummer- I've waited 3 months so far for Steph to see the flower seeds I sent and were delivered in December.
Selina Wilson Art @patrick frericks I’ve been waiting to see my package to be unwrapped since last august!
Jason Dubey Guys, I gave my Chijuajua Sebastian CBD oil yesterday morning before we went to the gallery and it has had some aweful affect on him with the worst dog gas ever for TWO DAYS! Anyone know what to do?
Jason Dubey @Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts I'm going to take him home early and run him around the garden to get it all out
Jason Dubey @Patricia Jamieson I have given it to him before, never with this result however.
Jason Dubey @Lisa Akinlabi The poor little guy. He has this look of guilt on his sweet little face.
Jason Dubey It has been a hell of a long weekend in the gallery and I'm going to close the shop and take the sick baby home soon,
Jason Dubey It's like a zombie apocalypse on the street at the gallery now
Percy addressed the missing chapel restorer, long before Stephanie Jarvis said, she has no idea.
Percy Attfield Good evening. We hope you are all well.
Isabelle Jarvis Good evening Lalanders love
Percy Attfield @ Colin Rollo the chapel restorer is contacted every few weeks. He keeps promising and asking that it is not assigned to another. But when he will actually arrive is a frustration to many.
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Ashley Parsons I just got my sPatreon card in the mail! Michael's photography iso beautiful.
jannebu Only me who has bad video quality (on phone)?
Percy Attfield @Christine no problem I have the same problem. Working on my phone.
?'s, become a patron and you will be in the loop.
mustardseedseeds yep I noticed Nati is wearing an engagement ring
Lauren Bouchie How is Nattie's apartment coming along?
Ashley Parsons Do you have an estimation on when the grand salon panelling will start going up?
TheTexmomof5 Where is Ian
Dawn Gallagher how is the elderly man that was working on the Chapel - Hope he is well
Merryll Thomas hi everyone, @Philip Janssen, what's happening with the Chapel restoration?
Jason Dubey Your Chapel restorer sounds like my fencing contractor who is now two months late.
Vintage Moss At the bare minimum you should do research and find another one because that is unacceptable.
Eric If you are a patron remember Stephanie does an update on all the projects there since that where each month. Worth joining for those who want to follow more closely
More, (organized ?'s)...
bee french Will miss Sabine. Will marie from cypress come back one day too?
Joanne Bolton how long has Sabine been with you and will she be back? oh and the pink bathroom? is it finished?
bee french @nati will you and amaury start a channel?
okapi323 Natti, do you and Aumary intentd on buying a house nearby?
okapi323 What's going on with the art gallery? where will it be ?
Jason Dubey @okapi323 What art gallery? I must have missed something
A gift with a note about Stephanie Jarvis' mystery hospital visit. Still no answer...
philippa peate Stephanie -hope you are fully recovered after hospital scare
Coral Webb Why were you in hospital Stephanie
No answer...
Peter White I tried to book a stay with you but the web site says you are fully booked till 2023. is this correct?
Theyare not happy with how this is going...
Kim A The chat is usually a cordial place but it seems to be populated with spammers asking redundant nonsense questions today.Almost like a coordinated attack
Jenny Willow To all those people who keep repeating ad nauseum NATI 'S APARTMENT IS WAITING FOR THE IANS TO RETURN!
John Sinclair I’m turning the chat off. @Chateau Unwrapped maybe a Q&A video in the Diaries. So many side questions today.
Jelena Novakovic @Lisa Akinlabi Isabelle, Percy, Gerry, Kat, etc all have their own homes, lives, jobs, friends, commitments. Not sure why people expect them to drop all this to travel to L for their entertainment!
Laura Claudia Given the current situation, I cannot ask anyone about their plans...it is futile!
Jason Dubey OMG, SEBASTIAN! i HAVE TO GET HIM HOME. Y'all have a nice day now. Going home to take care of sick puppy. Maybe I will stop at the dispensary to check on doggy side affects of CBD
Jason Dubey We have 35 rooms in total in my house, but it's not as big as Lalande
Coco has ?'s and Isabelle informs her Nutti is in charge.
Philip Janssen replies under "chateau unwrapped" and is then scolded for not paying attention.
Coco Galli King How long should volunteer applicants wait to hear back their answer? I applied and I am just so excited/anxious, sorry to bug at all!
Isabelle Jarvis Natalia is in charge of volunteers any enquiries should go to her.
Chateau Unwrapped! @Sherry Murphy You can send an email to [email protected]
Coco Galli King @chateauunwrapped How long should volunteer applicants wait to hear back an answer? I applied and I am just so excited and anxious, sorry to bug at all!
Dale S .is the lady from Ukraine a guest there or does she have to volunteer? She needs time to recover from war.
Tina Tina pay attention Phillip!
bee french @Tina Tina I think Philip is monitoring the live chat with us, the viewers
Coco Galli King @Phillip Jansen How long should volunteer applicants wait to hear back if they’ve been accepted?
When...
Ralph Hawi Why are the vlogs a bit irregular? I wait every Tuesday Thursday and Sunday for new episodes, do you have a new schedule?
Percy Attfield @Ralph Hawi vlogs are Monday, Thursday & often Sunday. Wednesday is Patreon.
A fight aboutRuby...
Virginia Hello Is RUBY ok? Does someone give her water and food. She looked lonely
Carol Ranes WHY DO YOU HAVE SELMAS CAT
Betty Bay Someone earlier wants to know Why do you have Selmar's cat????
Selina Wilson Art Ruby is Stephanie cat
maribuck21 Ruby is not Selmar's cat
Percy, thepeacocks
on the Jag.
Sinclair Saintclair ARE ALL OF THE PEACOCKS OFFSPRING OF THOR?
C. C. They are
philippa peate Oops - How do you stop Thor breeding with his daughter
Percy Attfield @Casper p why would be expecting an update on the Jag?
Sandi Foster sound is not good
Catherine Morton Poor sound and picture.
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Mary Royal is Steph going to read the palm of Natalia hand that is why she's dressed with that turbine on her head?
Percy Attfield @Christy Smith. The first operation achieved what was hoped for. Another operation is presently being scheduled.
Isabelle Jarvis [message retracted]
Lorraine Barrett Stephanie did you get tested for Omicron
Julie Mitchell Do you have a cold Steph?
siamgirl31 Don’t forget to hit the thumbs up!!!!
Isabelle Jarvis Goodnight everyone thank you for being here
Percy Attfield Bey all.
The Chateau Diaries #130 Stephanie Jarvis - Unscrupulous Grifting, Scheming, Knickerless Farmhouse Frauds
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Why do you think Natti is having an apartment & cuz Amaury are there? They'll be the new top flight 'management' team to run the heap in the middle of nowhere!! Maybe her flattering Dan, telling him he should do a film course & yes absolutely does she agrees that he should build a studio was all part of her plan to keep the Chitoo Diaries channel going. He'd be filming/editing content whilst she's away playing at being a top flight travel vlogger (AKA going on holidays). Phi Phi bless his nylon ladies panties is toast IMHO..Don’t be silly who would babysit the chateau if she gets rid of him before she travels of to holidayI mean film her travel channel.
But don't the business cards have those nobby nibbled gold edges? He certainly made much ado about nothing over them.
No really, Shrek doesn't know enough about the Dordogne to invest in anything but his chateau. You're right on the money, while he's not. I don't imagine for one moment that he is aware of the history, the demographics, or any aspect of tourism within his immediate area... unless it involves a brocante. The very first thing his family did upon arrival was criticise the local restaurants, so they are probably not going to help him out should he choose to invest in any foodie aspect of Dordogne. The same goes for suppliers as they'd have very close relationships with the resturanteurs. Wines - no, he's never indicated a decent knowledge of French wines, has he? In one of his vlogs the whole family criticised the local truffles they had purchased - which comes under the heading of 'how not to seriously piss off your neighbours'. So the only thing left is his arts and her crafts, and none if that is sustainable in the long term, especially not with the extremely high prices he's asking. The French are far too clever to pay for what he's offering. His business model is banking on international visitors with traffic driven by the fact that he's sat at the big kids table with SJ. It'd be interesting to see how M&M progresses... if I could ever be bothered.
Old friend, super creative and successful, had money to burn, which he did -- on coke and Rolexes. Every six months or so he'd wake up in an alley somewhere, all beat up, no recollection, no Rolex. He used to say, "That's why they call them Rolex. You get rolled when you wear one." This excellent advice is why I bought a cheap manual transmission, no radio car, which I parked safely on city streets for 20 years.
Some hard cringing occurred ‘whilst’ watching the latest flog… the bantz is firmly on level zero 
The only details you should be paying close attention to Fanny is to your tax return
The only details you should be paying close attention to Fanny is to your tax return
As for the big exciting utensil holder in the kitchen, I was so expecting them to wash the outside of the doorhandles or the inside where everybody’s hands touch, that has been filthy since the very first time it was shown on the blog, Doesn’t anybody notice all the dirty handprints on them would somebody please clean the doors and light switches?
It would make more sense to give them an apartment being both IJ's and Pottys are self contained... not sure about Nicks... all 3 could live together, all speak the same language, they don't need to socialise with other house occupants if they choose not too. Was this news revealed in the gift grab? Is that why Sabine is moving on to make more space?
This is even more than they were charging for their Disney-bound cos play workshop in a rented chateau. €2300 as I recall. But that was with no teacher, just Fiona.
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But lulublugirl, didn't you notice? For that price you get a view of the cemetery. Apparently it's "quaint." With that as their selling point, people will sign up in droves! Like a Walking Dead herd.How much!??? Bloody Hell! It’s almost making Selmar and Tatty’s daft circus proposal look plausible.
These tales of the squirrel need to be on a YouTube channel too. I can hear the little squirrelly voice over.
You can get "The fun of using Chipmunk Squirrel Voice Changer"...
and never buy the wife a Joni Mitchell cd in a square box and your lover a necklace in same shaped box, especially when the wife has already spied said necklace in your coat pocket.... I'm sounding like a broken record now but if you don't lie you don't have to remember anything... just be honest about everything....Don’t buy perfume for your wife and the same (or any) perfume for your boss. Just don’t do it.
Isn't that exactly what happened in the 2003 film "Love Actually", if I remember correctly, between Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman?
There's several words for him and none of them pleasant.
I just can't....
Jason Dubey encompasses the same vulgarity as Cara. I just can't!
Sorry, but I didn’t even finish it! There’s much much more to it for sure, I just had enough!Oi Aquablue! Spoiler alerts eh!
Now I don't have to watch it at all!
I skimmed and read Bob Jovi Clearly I need reading glasses 
Send them there, on a one way ticket they deserve it for being so stupid! Twits!Grabeaux comments...
John
53 minutes ago
I’m so glad you are isolated in the middle of France. You are wisely working toward a self stuffiest future, harvesting your food and timber. Being geothermal helps. The solar arrays that you invasion will keep you energy indecent and not subject to a regional grid. God bless. We live in perilous times.
Nicole
1 hour ago
I would love to come and be the house cleaner. I would work for free just to be with you beautiful people.
Oh! FFS! Just when you think it can’t get any dumber.Grabeaux comments...
John
53 minutes ago
I’m so glad you are isolated in the middle of France. You are wisely working toward a self stuffiest future, harvesting your food and timber. Being geothermal helps. The solar arrays that you invasion will keep you energy indecent and not subject to a regional grid. God bless. We live in perilous times.
Nicole
1 hour ago
I would love to come and be the house cleaner. I would work for free just to be with you beautiful people.
Buy Me A Coffee for a reflecting pond at HMN! I'm in! (And I was supposed to be nice today.....well there's always tomorra!)I've not said there is a romantic interest between Dan & Fanny (it will come out 6 months from now if it is the case). More the change in Dan now that Fanny has got him under her control by blowing smoke up his ass about his skills & talents. I know, I know..I'm going to use the narc frame of reference is that how they operate with their love bombing. This is not to say that there is a romantic love intent. Fanny uses it on anyone man, woman, child, volunteer, Ians, waifs & strays ..anyone and everyone. It's not about her giving love,. It's so she gets it back by giving excessive priase, flattery & fake love.
Term narcissist comes from the story of Narcissus (where the term comes from) was that he was a very beautiful young man & many fell in love with him - but he only showed them disdain and contempt. Echo, a woodland nymph fell in love with him but as Narcissus was incapable of loving anyone but himself he rejected her. Echo fled back into the mountain woodlands & faded away leaving only the remnants of her voice behind.
Nemesis, the goddess of retribution and revenge, learned what had happened & decided to punish Narcissus for his behaviour. She led him to a pool; there, the man saw his reflection in the water and fell in love with it. Although he did not realise in the beginning that it was just a reflection, when he understood it, he fell in despair that his love could not materialise and he died of sorrow by the pool,. Here endeth the Greek Mythology lesson
So to me Jarvis loves no-one but herself. She NEEDS to be loved by anything & everything - because that's her fuel. An empty vessel where he void needs to full up of adoration.
Pasta-aldente drew the not unnatural conclusion that Dan's trip to UK coincides with his boss's need for cheap Easter Eggs; having discovered last year that Brexit means she can't get them sent (Easily/cheaply)
Is heat included?Yes Dan said he’s spent hours on that pergola and training the espaliers.
Anyone fancy spending a week at Manor & Maker’s gaff, learning encaustic art techniques? 4 bedrooms available.
If some rooms are double occupied that’s 5,000 euro per room and not even a private loo!. At least I suppose they are ‘earning’ their own money!
Deux Terraces
Private terrace looking up to the woods and quaint cemetery, plus Juliette balcony looking out to the town. Private en-suite shower room with bidet. Shared toilet room.
Double occ: €2450
Single occ: €2760
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