The Chateau Diaries #12 Carry on grifting

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Lululime Post 3672878 I vaguely remember that, but could you remind me what Marie did to get SJ's nose out of joint? Ta.
I suspect that Marie going off to UK for a new job, whilst ostensibly supported, probably didn’t go down well.....remember.....it’s Hotel California....
 
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And that's exactly the point. She's selling fake comfort with an intent of grabbing as much as she can along the way. Sure people need escapism from the bad stuff floating around at the moment. Making money of that is just plain wrong.
 
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I live in NZ actually and I’m just saying it as I see it. I’m certainly not Hani...I’m a Granny
Awwww

right so it was the style of writing that elicited the response .. if you are
MojoDublin Post 3673325 Is this a suggestion for the title of Thread #13?
@FrannyBee
It’s open to everyone - all suggestions get voted on

Since crygate were lashing threw the thread and rather than thrall back to find the funny ones added that gem

any other gems can be inserted same day on glossary
 
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I am not sure if he made up his mind before at all about what he wanted to achieve with this video, but am sure he will regret it. Lawyers are getting busy writing letters right now
It seems it was his response to people wondering where his vlogs had gone.Very odd response.Blame other people!
 
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Nope that would be Prince Philip!
MP,33_4 I think

So wrong. I could tell that Cat could not wait for that group to be gone when they were at LaLande. She thought they were idiots, I could tell.
She's not daft!

Mainly agree,but I love gift show!
 
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bibisilver Post 367341 And Mummy could run it for her. Will she be able to run up all those stairs? She'll only be 93.
 
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Surely that is why she has not spend any of the money on renovations yet. She is going to pay her taxes first.
 
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How about their income from properties they rent out?

Surely that is why she has not spend any of the money on renovations yet. She is going to pay her taxes first.
Hahahahaha, yeah, right. So ignorance is still bliss?
 
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Lady Chatalot Post 3673718. Yes, I've known a few men in my life who feel the same sensitivity about the size of their willy.
 
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Adored cornel Tom - happy to cheer him on ... yes we donated

@Vaffle coined the thread name various ppl early on voted as well
On the hour .. every hour
Tattlers don’t rattle

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tattle glossary

CD - The Chateau Diaries
Tarts boudoir - chateau de Lalande
HNW - heap in the middle of nowhere
Flat 34B - bolt hole SJ


LOTL/LOTLL - Lady of the (Lost) Lake, aka Stephanie
SSB- She Who Shouts from the balcony SJ
QBC- Queen of bed chambers - SJ
MB - Madame Boneyparts -SJ
SJ - Stephanie Jarvis
Fanny - Stephanie Jarvis

MMAF - Mad Man's Arse Face, i.e. mummy
Mini Apron - Isabel

Potty/MP - Michael Potts
Cinder-Ruth- MPotts current squeeze

Nitti/Nutty - Nati

Floral Roadkill (FRK / RK) Marie Wilkes

BJJ - Baby Jesus Jeans, aka Philip
PP (Nostril of Lalande) - Prince Philip
UH - Uriah Heep - Philip
Renfield - Philip

MP/MP2 - Michael Petherick
MOLD - Man Of LOST Design
Crybaby - Michael Petherick
MPK - Michael Petherick (sir Trotter)
Trotter - any Petherick family reference
Ma Trotter - Sheree Petherick
Pa Trotter - Mr Petherick Esq
PILF: The only Petherick I'd like to be filmed with Pa Trotter

Dear Brenda/BG - Brenda Gibbons (superfan/Facebook admin)
from Donegal Ireland
Karen Cbomb - other superfan/admin, Canada
Jumpsuit Jill - rabid serial deletor of unfan comments on premier chat

Donegals - limericks (renamed in honour of Dear Brenda)
Agents - Tattlers who find out juicy background info

Chat O (or variations) - Chateau (how Brenda says it)
“BuyMeACoffee” - give me money (no, really, give me money, I really need it)

MBNS;GF - more boring narc stuff; gimme facts


PSDFHB - princess shouting down from her balcony
PRSDBP - princess in her robe shouting down from her balcony at the peasants

Wet Blanket - Fun hoover
Mickey Dodger - Woman who avoids sexual encounters
Edmund Fokker van Crayestein - Former main squeeze of SJ

Thanks to @Rory for the SSB Main Squeeze Glossary:

1. Gregory Mason Clark - Husband and boyfriend, on and off at uni. SJ approx 18
2. Nic Larkin - apparently just friends at uni (but also dated according to CB?)
3. Married Husband 22-24???
4. Michael Potts met through Oliver Strong on and off 10 years. Open relationship in the end. Buys Chateau during relationship age 29.
5. Edmond Fokker van Craayenstein (player in tight trousers who pretends to be an aristocrat-BF with guy who said "let the 80 years-olds die off")
6. Mason Dwinell on and off (last we heard he is still staring at the sun?)
7. Ludwig Norweigner (otherwise known as Nordic Weirdo, alcoholic friend unceremoniously dumped at the train station without a ticket)
8. James Jardine (turned out to be "too much" for the girl who never has enough)
9. Various volunteers ad nauseum (bread oven guy Walton etc.)
10. BJJ (any port in a storm, eh Stephanie?)

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Tarts Budoir, a pushup bra and a smashed up car



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So wrong. I could tell that Cat could not wait for that group to be gone when they were at LaLande. She thought they were idiots, I could tell.
Why did she go there then? And hang around? She could have left gift on doorstep...
 
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. Scary for sure
 
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Why did she go there then? And hang around? She could have left gift on doorstep...
That I do not know. She was not shown and I thought that Michael acted really strange while she was there. I figured she was going to do some video for SJ. None of it was shown though on Sj vlog. All of it was very strange for sure.
 
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That I do not know. She was not shown and I thought that Michael acted really strange while she was there. I figured she was going to do some video for SJ. None of it was shown though on Sj vlog. All of it was very strange for sure.
I agree. It was strange. I think Stephanie wanted her to bring Michael his present. Cat did go on and on about still being able to smell him after he left. Maybe she crushing on him and wanted to see him again? He wasn’t very nice. He didn’t like that Phillip wrapped his gift and looked pretty strung out. Likely due to meeting the deadline and not wanting to be bothered. Given his current state of mind and all.
 
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I had watched that couple initially and thought great ! It was then their association with SJ and FRK AND the setting up, so early, of a Patreon account that deterred me. It reeks of jumping on the bandwagon and ‘grabbing a slice of the action’ and also the motivated by mo et thing which I personally, abhor, from these chateau owners. Phillip and Anna had that choice to make and they chose to align with the Chateau Lalande crew (btw I was a huge fan of SJ and still love those earlier more charming vlogs) This money grab is so vulgar. Particularly from new kids on the block.

Credit where credit is due at least SJ had a whole backlog of vlogs before she went and did Patreon )and the too awful for words CATC). I felt disappointed that Phillip and Anna did all this, right now. They initially seemed so untarnished (like earlier SJ).

Having said that, someone here persuaded me to give them another go, so I did, and I enjoyed there natural way infront of the camera. Anna is lovely and also natural with a gentle but good natured manner. They look as though they get on well.So, for the time being I will add them to my watch list. Though I won’t be a Patreon !
 
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The comments are all so positive from both sides.
I don’t doubt it.....likely the workaways (those who are providing actual physical labour to renovate, like the 2 magic plasterers) will be getting paid something and the owner is saving at least €200-€300 per day by not calling in local artisans.....everyone’s a winner ! Oh...other than the local artisan who’s not getting paid to do a proper job

if I recall the man who owns this is French...so no excuses ....he cannot blame lack of knowledge of the rules
 
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