The Chateau Diaries #12 Carry on grifting

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I think I saw that on C4 but it was filmed some time ago. SJ's photos would be more current so maybe the brocante shopping trip was only for cameras but tat not actually bought.
Kickintheass Post 3669925 She's going to have to cut back on filming in the local brocantes and op shops 'cos if the crap gifts which keep turning up from the fans, and which are rejected by SJ and probably bagged up and sent to "donate", show up in filming and the fans see their gifts in a charity shop, there's going to be tears before bedtime. Patrons will be pulling the plug and no more Spode and Limoge for you my girl. No treats and chocolates in the same parcels. SJ note to self. "You have to drop names like "Spode" "Hermes" "Limoge" "Fortnum & Mason" more often. Tip - Film linen cupboard and bemoan difficulty in finding antique linen - would love some ...... (define items) Ditto - china room. Suggest cutlery room/cabinet required. Open empty cabinet and bemoan lack of antique cutlery, silver trays, silver anything - need to be specific to avoid EPNS and Glass (too easily broken) I can hear the creaking of china cabinet doors opening everywhere and the fans going through grandma's and Great Aunt Agatha's bottom drawers from Kansas City to Toronto just to hear a thank you from SJ on CATC - Tip to fans. To ensure you get a proper thank you (insert squeal here) check china for maker's make (no made in Japan) and cutlery etc (no EPNS) and first maybe check with your local antique dealer or Jeweller as some items can be very valuable and you may wish to re-think your "donation" - some Spode can be worth 100's of pounds and some antique silver very valuable.
 
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I have got to say that, while some posts here have made me cringe, others have made me laugh out loud (in a good way). This site is way more entertaining that the vlogs. Thanks, everyone!
Right? Does it sound like someone here is destroying anyone's life?
I have Been Patreon’s of both but of late began to doubt and question so have left and I hope many will follow
i think they shot themselves on their Jimmy Choos by sending their followers here! 😜
 
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I often wonder what happen when they receive gifts that they find unsuitable to open on camera.
- It just gets missed of.
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This is what is making me think she could really be a narc. Because she doesn't approach this from understanding her audience in an honest way. She does understand in a manipulative way though, a way that most of us cannot imagine. I figure it's something like trying to understand how a dog smells. Humans can't understand the extra perception dogs have, we don't have it. Probably same with trying to understand SJ.

She also doesn't think "if you'd like to" because there's no "if" in an extremely entitled person's mind. Because of course you want to! There's no question! How could you possibly not?

Now, she would also be studying how throw people off her trail once we're on to her. If she now says something like the quote above because she saw it here, even with a variation so it's not word for word ... well, there ya go, more evidence of narc behavior. So she's stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Quote sailonsilvergirl Post 3671540 Note to Tattlers - piggy banks on high alert! There will undoubtedly soon be a swath of tell all books written by medicos with competent psychiatric qualifications on the Sultan of Narcs - our Donald - so I suggest we all put a few pennies away and when SJ's birthday and Christmas are coming, we buy a copy of them all (I reckon 10 - 15 at least) and send them to her "with best wishes from all at Tattle". You can send money to me if you like and I will be banker (Sorry Jill I have a Trust A/c not just private or business A/c.'s) The postage/shipping will probably cost more than the books but if we hold off until after Mother's Day, Father's day etc., we should be able to pick up a few copies in charity or second hand book shops. Do you think she would even bother to read them? No, but some of the "volunteers" might and wake up to her Shenanigans in the Shat O.
 
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I can only watch this one on mute!! The wifes giggling and childlike behaviour is insufferable
Yeah she's a bit twee and he's colorblind (literally). He's very handy, but I find their take on Art Deco cramped and a bit dark.

But I still tune in occasionally, like that bowl of chips you don't really like at a party but mindlessly eat.
 
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Thank you for informative reply. That all makes perfect sense. Not a Trust Fund Kid myself (and neither are mine) but have moved in those circles through work. Your suggestion rings true on all levels. Especially the money aspect of her relationship with her father
Definite tension between SJ and Mini Apron . It’s perceptible through the screen. I read somewhere her late granny mid 90’s when passed so as you say SJ could be a long time waiting ‘for dead men’s shoes’ .
frenchessence Post 3666559 And when she does get them she will make sure they are Louboutin

Just watched the latest video, judging results, and the subscriber comments are so predictable, outraged/triggered because someone was mean. I knew that Marie’s team would judge harshly. But the subscribers are shocked that they aren’t getting the usual faux happy lala land facecade and performances that they expect.

The subscribers want to escape their dull lives and be cheered up, why Marie would think that being harsh and manipulating the others to do the same would go down well for her image I’d never know. She’s all about followers and money, and who would follow/pay someone they thought was a bleep?! I bet if she gave really kind feedback and scores it would have increased her followers/donations.
Younbond Post 3666608 OOOOOO How did that naughty word get past the censors?
 
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Yeah she's a bit twee and he's colorblind (literally). He's very handy, but I find their take on Art Deco cramped and a bit dark.

But I still tune in occasionally, like that bowl of chips you don't really like at a party but mindlessly eat.
They do work hard and show their thinking which I find intetedting. What they did with the front doors & portico (may be wrong word) and outside lanterns was beautiful. I'd love to see their work as it looks a very high quality. There is a 1930s/40s vibe to how they like to live which may not suit everyone.
 
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Right? Does it sound like someone here is destroying anyone's life?

i think they shot themselves on their Jimmy Choos by sending their followers here! 😜
bibisilver Post 3675207 Louboutin please ma cherie! One does not drop one's standards just because you are sitting freezing your arse off in a crumbling pile of stones somewhere in the middle of rural France.
 
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I love the reference to Grey Gardens! I can just see Mummy and SJ in the same situation if they aren't careful. Sometimes I think they already are on their way to just such a place. Let's hope good old Percy stays alive long enough to keep IJ slipping down that rabbit hole. I see SJ her slipping more and more into some really bad habits of not staying current with la mode, especially with her attire. Those designer clothes people keep mentioning are passe and probably bought second hand just for the label. She did get a nice Dior full-length coat from a fan. I even saw BJJ wearing it. Most of her stuff is cheap Zara dresses that she is way too old to be wearing an other unflattering things from the bargain bin. It's odd because she can look great when she chooses more conservative styles that suit her. I can't help but think much of her fan base loves all these tacky choices because, quite frankly, it's what they are probably wearing or would like to wear too. We'll see how long the Marie Kondo clothing clean up bonanza lasts! I really want to know what she does with all those horrible items of clothing her fans send her. It's like when my grandma gifted me some horrendous dress that I had to wear at least once then discreetly disappeared. Honestly, people who gift personal items of clothing to people they don't know is weird. I'm sure they're looking for those items to be worn in the videos. Dream on! SJ is too vain for that and I don't blame her!
Lady Chatalot Post 3672719 Just pop in to her local thrift shop and all the stuff which has been gifted to her, but she doesn't want, will be there. I bet she asks for a "discount" based on offsetting what she's donated against what she's buying - "Let's call it even shall we?"

What a remarkable similarity between MPK, Tomaz and Baby Phil though. Can you imagine all three getting together and vying for Madam's affections?
Jeeves Post 3672895 Vying ???? Methinks it would be SJ as "odd man out". The only charms she would hold with those 3 are free accommodation, vlogging partner, exciting friend whose name you can namedrop 'cos she's on TV, permanent free holiday, free meals (albeit sketchy ones) self gratification (I live in a chateau in France - aren't I wonderful, successful, handsome, witty, charming and brimming with artistic talent - I never saw Tomaz so sorry I can't comment on his charms). And the only charms they would hold with her are to have compliant lap dogs around her, pandering to her whims, bringing her breakfast in bed and completing her labour intensive work at the ShatO, and adoring her.

Madam would love that! I can just see these 3 stooges banging into each other as they take her tea and croissants. "I was here first!" "No, I was. She likes me best," as he pushes the dear boy down the spiral steps.


I had never heard of Fanny before. Just insert SJ in about 15-20 years.
Lady Chatalot Post 3672992 "Banging into each other?" You have to be over 50 and UK savvy to remember Dear Fanny (sorry Brenda) but the saying of the day then was "Every Fanny needs a Johnny" - sorry not much Johnny around the house servants of lalaland - sounds like the royal households.
 
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Morning Darlings! Little bird told me that someone was whining about how unfair we are here and how our eyes see what they filmed but not in the way that they intended to... too bad :m

 
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Before either of them, it was Marie paying court.....but she blotted her copy book good and truly by defecting....
Lululime Post 3672878 I vaguely remember that, but could you remind me what Marie did to get SJ's nose out of joint? Ta.
 
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I wonder what she is like when she is behaving naturally. (Which is probably why she DOESN'T behave naturally on camera, she has forgotten how.)
The sad thing is: this IS how she behaves in real life too.

I don't think she's doing it for Michael. She will either commission some for Lalande or it might just be that good old fashioned networking with the in people...
You're right. She's venting out to replace what she's bound to lose.
 
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Morning Darlings! Little bird told me that someone was whining about how unfair we are here and how our eyes see what they filmed but not in the way that they intended to... too bad :m

sandro37 post 3675332 Well improve on your blogging/editing skills then and only release a competently finished production, which presents accurate and completed topics and intentions. The road to the ShatO is paved with good intentions!

If I get dressed in the morning and forget to put my knickers on and the wind blows my skirt up, what people get is what they see, and will only comment on the lady who's vjayjay they saw in the street, not the lady who forgot to put her knickers on as "she intended to put on this morning". Do these idiots ever think about what they say and do? Their "whining" comment this time tells me that someone editing their end is sticking it up SJ to show her up (remember the toilet paper on trump's shoe?) or if SJ herself is the one posting and whining, she is just too lazy and stupid to care about editing properly, if at all (it's such a chore having to get out of bed to do the editing) I suggest the first and there is a mole in the ShatO who methinks is not so devoted to the Lady of the Manor and like Madame LeFarge is quietly knitting and waiting by Madame La Guillotine and welcomes "Viva Le Revolution". Did they really think we Tattlers would let this one through and just lie down without comment?
 
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Up until Patreon I would imagine that development and maintenance costs would have to be shouldered equally by all owners
Wrong, they had a different deal. MP wasn't owner when they bought, and Nic put the money in to acquire the property, partly by getting a mortgage. SJ and family in turn were responsible for the renovation costs and planning. Nic wanted an architect to be involved, but SJ and mum and dad found that too time consuming and just ordered builders to start working. The terrible planning and wrong choices coming from that mistake is probably why still a lot of work isn't finished or has to be done again.
 
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Just me ...with a generic rant about fake people who create YT, IG or whatever blogs, vlogs, ..frogs or clogs or god knows what other crap they post online for poor saps to spend their cash on.

before I crack on I’ll temper it by saying I’m sure some content is interesting, useful, helpful to some people out there but on samples of what I’ve seen , albeit only minutes not hours....some of the free stuff is ok but I just don’t get the justification for the paid for content. And it’s especially galling when you then realise that a lot of these vloggers probably don’t actually need the cash...they just want someone else to bankroll their fantasy

I’m sure many people live vicariously through these chateau owners, wishing it was them....but please FGS if you really have all the spare time on your hands not to mention the spare cash why not donate it to a real genuine charity who needs help? Covid has decimated so many wonderful local causes and they’re desperate for help.

On TV a few days ago there was a 12yr old lad with lots of physical issues and learning difficulties after he suffered horrifc brain injuries at 2 days old. His name is Oliver Voysey. He had a wonderful personality and was doing little challenges leading up to his birthday this month to raise funds for a specialist outdoor activities center in the Lake district where he used to go on holidays with his family. So standing unsupported for 13 seconds was one challenge he did on TV . He’s up to about £62k as of now but the charity involved could lose £1m this year.

So....wouldn’t it be great if some of these odd fivers and tenners 💷💶💵 could be better spent elsewhere in these torrid times

Rant over, pours drink 🤓🍷
MojoDublin Post 3673325
Please send a link for his page - I'm not techno savvy and need to be spoon fed. Other than that I leave you with "Captain (Colonel?) Tom. 100 years on and not a selfish bone in his body. Thank the gods for him balancing out the inhabitants of ShitO.
 
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Yea

Yes, he could easily sit down make some q&a and fans would be happy. No work at all. Doesn't even have to leave the house.
What I don't understand why he is putting so much work in his brothers chanel. Do they earn more when having 3 channels with each 20000 subscribers? Instead of only his channel with over 200000 subscribers and weekly videos? He sits on a goldmine and does not even realise it. He will loose everything in the end.



Unfortunately not constantly
Yes,I don't understand why he does what he does,he got more patreons Thu.
 
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