The Chateau Diaries #110 By the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless Prig

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I think people think the same about owning restaurants. Dude. It's all about the fryolator grease trap. And drunken assholes sending back the boned chicken breast, with the drummette carefully still attached (I know, I butchered about 10,000 of those things myself) because it's rabbit.
(Butchered the rabbit too. Could not butcher the eel. My buddy, the CIA grad who could not butcher the bunny, did the eels. Yeah, there's existential meat weirdness in the kitchen and sometimes you get over it. )
 
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Anyone here read this? What new forms of grifting has Fanny learnt from it?
I have been lucky to pick up a few new books in secondhand shops but I don't believe Fanny did! I just put a hold on it at my local library.
Can you get it on kindle?
 
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I have this great book about Queen Victorias underpants in my school library. It was unusual to wear knickers until relatively recently in history.
 
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Eel,yuk yuk yuk cannot stand the taste.
 
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I was just hoping he didn't fall on one of the hooks and impale himself.
 
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No time to edit... this should read Have they made a pre nup? It would make sense to when each have their own fortunes.
What's in it for Isabelle then? I'm sure they have a prenup but it must have an expiration date. 5/10years? If the marriage lasts until the end? And half of his is hers.
 
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Anyone here read this? What new forms of grifting has Fanny learnt from it?
I have been lucky to pick up a few new books in secondhand shops but I don't believe Fanny did! I just put a hold on it at my local library.
Info on Kindle says it was published 15th April 2021 voted a Vogue best book of 2021... cover is the same..
 

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She'll deny anything unfavorable against her just claiming they've misunderstood everything.
Exactly! And what's worse: she's completely lacking the insight into her own character to ever admit to it. No matter how crazy her stories turn out, she believes them herself and blames anyone who doesn't.

If Dan can make money out of cooking at the chateau then why not make life easier for himself and everyone else by having a good pantry ?
It wasn't the state of the pantry what was creating the dirty mess and a health hazard in the first place. It was the lack of enthusiasm by all shittoo inhabitants to maintain a certain level of hygiene and keep the rodents out. If you (or Dan) think that mentality will improve by repointing the walls, you are in for a rather smelly surprise....

He's talking about mouse turds and old plaster flakes in the food.
And he will be talking about those mouse turds and (less old) plaster flakes for a long time after, because his efforts will all be in vain. The Dutch have a fitting saying "Even if a monkey wears a golden ring, it is and always will be an ugly thing".
 
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Hopefully love.
I'm sure she can find far better reasons to marry. Financial security being much higher in her hierarchy of needs than love. He's bought her an impressive collection of diamond encrusted gold collars to keep her in leash. Percy's not picky, he just doesn't want to die alone.
 
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Yes missed an opportunity for a good vlog of the pantry being emptied. But I imagine Fanny vetoed that. Hopefully we will see it refilled?
It is odd that we weren't permitted to see the horror that was the pantry. But I doubt that SJ vetoed it. She has been very open in showing us the rest of the shittoo in all its glory gory-ness and decay. Health and safety inspectors will have a field day just viewing the evidence endlessly captured on the vlogs. This is a woman who likes to show off her HMN through her own rose-colored lenses; she's not embarrassed in the least (as any normal person would be). I suspect Dan has footage and is simply keeping it for a before-and-after comparison when the pantry is completed.
 
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I kind of like rats and would be inclined to plant them a decoy garden etc. But in the pantry, nuh unh. I once spent $40K redoing a kitchen to make it a rat proof vault. Errrrghhhhh.
 
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I’m sure IJ & Percy are both on the same page with their prenup. I would imagine at their ages, wills have also been discussed. They are both well off old rich people, if they are ok with it, we should be too. I hope they both share love and friendship with each other. If you marry for money, you earn every penny of it.
 
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Oh I hope so love me a before and after
 
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Brace yourselves we are about to see what rubbish gifts have been dragged to SA for Isabelle and Percy the thumb nail looks typical God awful Christmas stockings and hat !
 
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I love prenups - and actually think they are quite romantic. People of means can protect themselves (on both sides) and lay out all the parameters that matter to them at the start of a relationship in a logical/rational manner. Anything and everything can be negotiated and included. If there are bumps in the road and relationships severed, there is an agreed upon roadmap in place. Usually, you keep what you brought to the union and share (based on a pre-agreed formula) what you "earned together" throughout the 'marriage'. So civilized. Be sure to use good lawyers!
 
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I would just be so embarrassed if any of my friends found out I was actually posting items to these people. What on earth do they want them for? Do the poor sods think they are actually acknowledged by these over indulged, money grabbing, greedy people? So sad, so very, very sad. It just emphasises just how lonely people are all over the world. I just want to scream STOP with your gifts and hard earned money!!! Get out and make some real friends who will care about you and love you in return for your generous spirits.
 
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"Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda."
 
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