The Chateau Diaries #107 IJ. my legs are more beautiful, SJ ah yes but mine can open further

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Now THAT is hilarious! BJJ do them???? He can't even screw....in a light bulb. One of the laziest, hapless 25 year olds around!

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If they have it isn't ever the real truth.
 
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Now THAT is hilarious! BJJ do them???? He can't even screw....in a light bulb. One of the laziest, hapless 25 year olds around!

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If they have it isn't ever the real truth.
BJJ couldn’t even move his greatest obsession ( plates and doo dads) to the uppermost reaches of the attic!! But he can RE move precious jewels etc out of the mountains of garbage that are sent to the place. That’s real work
 
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Annnd I’ve now unsubscribe from Dan’s vlog. The comment thread I took a screenshot of and posted here was MY original comment and there have been even more comments added since then, including Caroline (whomever TF she actually is) going at people multiple times. I only kept up with Dan because I liked seeing him get stuff done but since he’s so deeply entangled with the gangster grannies and psycho fans from her page I’m over it.

Sorry Dan, if you’re reading this. I give you credit for not deleting the BS, though.
 
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Does anyone know what happens when you “check in” at LaLande? Is there someone to greet you or do you just drive up and honk? If that doesn’t work, do you get out of the car and wander around trying to find someone? Are guests given a tour? Are they allowed in the kitchen? Are certain areas off limits? What the hell do you do all day - walk through the forest? Are you fed anything but dinner? What do you do for breakfast and lunch - collect berries? Eat stale chocolates left in the room?
 
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Well, if you’re lucky, according to what Clara told us, there may be a lovely used vibrator in your room to entertain yourself with. Breath on it first, though, too warm it up a bit. A cold vibrating peen is worse than any metal stethoscope.
 
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It seems most of the patrons are older women on fixed incomes. Steph taking money from these poor women to buy wallpaper and trees for the garden is upsetting to me. Furthermore, even with inflation, the ever-rising stock market and the bounty of job opportunities have left the average investor quite flush with cash. People are spending and buying cars faster than they can produce them. Hell, my car is worth more now, than when I bought it 2 years ago.
I believe it will be the dishonesty and fakery that will bring down SJ and others like her. I think she knows it too; that's why all the comments are deleted out of her social media accounts and under her videos.

I see a lot of comments about the couple, but from my perspective, they seem to be of similar personalities and very suitable to each other. Both are meticulous organizers and seem to be very down-to-earth. It's hard to find a partner with such similar core personalities. I see them leaving and setting up their own household within the year. They do not seem to thrive on the swirling chaos surrounding SJ & Co.

I'm not sure, but I do remember when they were planning Nati's room, they wanted a window/door put in so she could "see" when the guests arrived. The revisions were turned down, but I do believe it is Nati's job to run the business side (checking guests in and out) of LaLande.
 
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Watching CD in the early days cost me the price of a sewing machine, believing I too could make my own soft furnishings...I made face masks but can you imagine selling up your family home ( which looked beautiful anyway) and actually spending some where in the region of €2 million + on an actual chateau, thousands of miles away? Wow! They really fell hard for all the bumffff. Let's hope they make a profit when they sell up.
 
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there have been comments on yelp? or another rating Portal a few years ago, where BnB guests said that they were actually left standing stupid around. No greeting by Steffi and they had to make their beds on their own.
 
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Exacto. Working class habits = frite sauce on the table in its bottle. Not to mention tablecloths and napkin rings, instead of linen placemats and a fresh napkin at every meal.
 
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TView attachment 995460hink I will get one going towards my new kitchen ...this is a joke

I seriously don't get this either.... $950 isn't even thaaaaat much considering. To go to Buy me a coffee , I was surprised. It's their passion project, not a necessity .
We know that weddings and functions have plummeted ... Isn't that why they may have to sell it? Is this entire restoration being funded by their Patreon? If it is, I don't understand them still mentioning selling it. Are they going to pay back all their Patreons with the money from the sale they made possible?
 
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One way for newbies to get the trust of the thought police here is to go in for slagging hard, especially the innocent. Like Dan. Been there, done that. It's part of the hazing process.
I'm with you. Dan is good.
As for working class habits, may I recommend the radiant and adorable Tracy and Budo at French Farmhouse Diaries? They're actually planning to husband their 3-acre homestead, no till, I think they've mentioned coppicing, as well as bees, lavender, vast veg garden and brilliant carpentry/construction on their reasonably new (200 year old) farmhouse and outbuildings. That work is what I'm interested in on Dan's vlog as well.
As for his shittoo vlogs? None of his reno viewers are into the shittoo BS, I assure you. Should it implode any time soon Dan and his viewers will remain, IMO, intact.
Tracy and Budo at their finest.
 
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there have been comments on yelp? or another rating Portal a few years ago, where BnB guests said that they were actually left standing stupid around. No greeting by Steffi and they had to make their beds on their own.
Maybe SJ mistook her paying guests for “workawayers” Everything about SJ screams low class and arrogance. Really…how long does it take to say hello? Welcome?
 
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Ruthy is celebrating a birthday. I wonder what SJ gifted her friend???

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i had read somewhere that his vlogs done at lalonde get the most views, and if he has to be there anyway why wouldnt he vlog there.
 
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Bit rich for SJ to bitch about Natti being working-class when she fawns over Michael and the Trotters!
let me tell you one thing...some people from very good families are basterds..and very rude..without any manners..while i have met people from working backgrounds with more class and style, and very good manners....so your pedigree has nothing to do with the way you act..your upbringing mostly does..
 
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This is one example...
@Freesia54 provided screenshots of Jason Dubey's FB post when he arrived at Lalande. At the time, Rebeka Sastakovica, was a new volunteer at Lalande. She was sent out to show Jason to his room. (low man on the totem pole or she drew the short straw ) He decided to peek in the kitchen windows because they were all there. SJ, reluctantly came to the door and said hello. It is very telling how they really feel about guest.

@Freesia54
Jan 3, 2022
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She introduced herself as Rebecca... here are some stills of the view into the kitchen showing Selmar and Dan seated, SJ has left the table to greet Jason and Rebecca is girl who welcomed him.

 
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You tube doesn’t pay handsomely unless you have 4 million followers. It’s $4.00 per thousand views. You can’t monetize unless you have 1000 followers and 5000 viewing hours. That’s hard to do if you don’t have another channel promoting you.

I’m a slugabed. However, with the invention of the light bulb, I’m am completely able to work as many hours of the day as a regular person, actually more. I work 12 and I sleep 12. I consider Tattle work.
 
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there is one thing..if they succeed to get the money and buy...and stay vlogging...we will have a lott to talk about..

‘Soft’ and ‘dense like Sillyman
i wouldnt want to taste... Tatty can have him..

‘Soft’ and ‘dense like Sillyman
i wouldnt want to taste... Tatty can have him..

i will add..not keen on gardening..and likes her cars go to ruin..maybe she has a sleeping beauty syndrome..

its very clear to me...Amaury just want to empty his nutsack..and Nutti getting rid of her itching punami..thats it..imagine being in the middle of nowhere...i am curious how this all works out for the both of them..being away on holiday..if this doesnt turn out well.. they all have a problem...Nutti with her job..Amaury too..and Fanny the most with her ambitious paneling..and ruined grand salon...Never mix business and private...it always gives disaster..

maybe somebody would send some dogshit...hidden in a nice tin...wrapped in the most beautifull wrappingpaper....
 
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