The Chateau Diaries #106 Even as a grifter she is quite stupid

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I recall Sillymar filmed visiting a chateau, owned by a single middle-aged woman, which needed restoration and she wanted him to work for her. I got vibes that she wanted him for more than work, so I’m sure Sillymar will head back to France to find another horny, lonely, old , silly female chateau owner in need of a white knight van.
 
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I've know some really immoral people, one the victim of mental and physical abuse as a child that is hard even for me to forget. That person is probably the craziest bad person I know, truly effed up and evil.
SJ is giving this person a run for her money. It's hard to fathom.
 
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It popped up in my queue as well. He was incredibly proud of the BBC stating she was 50- LOL! His drone footage was incredibly damning- the parts of the old roof need some serious attention, as it did not appear to be in good nick (and there is lichen growing in abundance on it). I wonder if there are leaks that Fanny is just ignoring as well? He sets off the repair another leaking radiator- which, he explains he and Amaury have temporarily repaired most of them utilizing sealant- I did not recognize the tube, but suspect it is a marine-grade caulk (similar to 3M 5200) that is meant to be used below the waterline, as that is the only type of stuff that would even work. Why on earth did Fanny leave DJ's painting set atop a radiator?!? I do have to give him props for actually saving the piece of plasterboard he and Amaury had cut out, and he did make a decent repair- but yikes, has anyone sat down and talked to the boy about the importance of PPE (Personal Protective Equipment), and why wearing a a mask and respirator are important? Bless Dan's heart. I think he is trying to make a point that he can get a lot more little projects done when no one is there (ahem, Fanny) to drag him away at a minute's notice to tend to her latest folly.
 
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i know that quite a few arent too fond of Sadie and her vlogs, but she certainly takes good care of Queenie.
 
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I've watched Sadie's blog so you don't have to.
She has toothache and is taking herbal meds until she can see the dentist.
No pony friend for Queenie until her mites are dead.
Lots of slo-mo footage of Queenie running to a piano concerto a la the end-of-life scene in Soylent Green.
 
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Since she only ever shows Narnia, we can only guess what condition the rest of the attic spaces are like. Her attitude seems to be 'ignorance is bliss'. The whole place is a wreck. Daddy's painting would be safer on a cold radiator than on the floor where it might get water damaged...hopefully the radiator was cold. I think other than ignoring proper maintenance on the digger, Dan's been doing a bang up job of fixing things and will probably accomplish quite a bit without Fanny interrupting all the time. He does need to be reminded though that he won't be around to see his kids grow up if he keeps on inhaling all the garbage he's not meant to. Dan--set a good example for your boys and mask up next time you're in the area of micro-particulates!
 
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You may want to check out this YouTuber My Great Challenge...she sounds just like your type of gal . She is currently building herself a closet in her bedroom all by herself!
 
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You're so right. Well spotted. What a minx. It must have been unpacked, ironed, then placed loosely back in that box so SJ could put it on and prance about in it and look paaaaaaaaaarfect
Hahaha like they do laundry… Remember the brico dress she bought then wore (without being washed) for days and days. And don’t get me started on the infamous yellow sweater…
 
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Nooo! Not Ted! Nate I could see as a flying monkey though. Such a good show! What a strange dream...funny how we interweave in what we see online. For me it's things I read before falling asleep...I have to be really careful. Now I just watch Salvage Hunters before bed..so far, so good.
 
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I finally had a dream involving Lalande... nothing too exciting . I was hiding a porcelain saucer in a drawer (don't know why) and there suddenly was a pool , and Amaury was sunbathing shirtless and I was upset for some reason and dove into the pool. That was it.
 
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Agreed wholeheartedly! I did have to chuckle because Dan's vlog (which was probably filmed within the past few days) displayed the plastic garland and decorations are STILL in place above the stoves. Crikey, Fanny! I suspect some one will eventually take it down, and throw it in Narnia, covered in grease and muck, and we will see it reappear next year in its dusty, dirty glory as it gets re-affixed. With her caddywampus timeline (they filmed the Advent Calendar in the Fall last year, as she was not planning on spending Christmas in the Shitoo), she'll probably leave it up so she can start filming the 2022 Advent in June/July. It will be touted to B&B guests as, "Now you can experience the magic of Christmas at the Chateau with us! Aren't you the fortunate one?!?" Seems legit, as they were still opening Cadeaux gifts from Christmas 2020 last summer. SMH. Thank you, Dan, for inadvertently showing us the "dirt"- both literally and figuratively!
 
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Suggested Ignorance is bliss when it comes to renovation & repairs
Suggested If it ain't pretty, it don't get done
 
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If Dan didn't vlog, we'd have no idea of the time frames considering how much time traveling Fanny does. She probably should just leave the holiday decor up year round. Can you imagine the upcharge she could tack on? Her mega fans would pay a ton to be included in the advent vlogs. Well any vlogs for that matter...that whole cult is truly a peculiar bunch.
 
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Where's Curtis when you need him? #eyeluggage


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She looks like she hasn't slept in 12 days!
frankly I have no idea what that Curtis did to her face in that photo shoot but it does not look like her at all. It’s repulsive and honestly looks like he’s superimposed his face on her. They’re all sick

@gurutard BRAVO you’ve hit the nail right on the head my friend
there’s no way squirrels is straight. As for Curtis, he is what he is, which is fine, no pretense. And that fat slug Steve with his homely load of a wife ….. they both creep me out. So BRAVO for calling them all out

Good one
 
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I wish I had a Dan the Gardener to sort out things at Chateau de Beau Monde. For example, there's fresh snow piling up outside and my shovel is saying, "bitch, this snow ain't gonna clear itself." I used to have an Oscar the Gardener but he only shows up intermittently, like when he needs some extra ching. I guess the snow can wait till tomorrow, this wine won't drink itself either, you know.
 
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I imagine they flew to London so Gerry can meet them there and fly with them.
You’re probably correct. That little tartan frog of course has to fly with her and squirrels

Not for nothing but..... wtf does a grown ass man have to FLY with someone? Our daughter has been flying alone - trabs continental since she was 10? So.... ya....
I seriously cannot STAND THE SIGHT OF THAT TARTAN TOAD
 
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I feel you...we're due snow all day Sunday then it's supposed to change over to freezing rain then rain. I'm prepared to stay home for a few days if we end up with a sheet of ice outside. Tomorrow will tell the tale. I have a large holly tree that gets picked clean by Robins right before an ice storm hits...it has never failed as a precursor. Snow I can take...ice, not so much. Enjoy your wine and pace yourself with that snow shovel.
 
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She should have asked her parents who allegedly hat several manor houses renovated
that BBC article was a bloody joke. So they trot off together pool their monies and buy a broken down shit hole for $590,000 and have no idea how much it will cost them to fix the bloody place ? ARE THEY KIDDING. HOW EMBARRASSING TO EVEN ADMIT SOMETHING LIKE THAT ????? Just shows she lives in an altered state of consciousness to even say something like that to the BB Fing C
 
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