The Chateau Diaries #103 Keep your dreams, SJ. Give everyone else their money back

[Espe]

I watched the last GAG hitting the 10s skip button every couple seconds, so maybe I missed something. Are the "Chateau the Lalande" t-shirts that Fanny and Antoine are wearing in the last 5 seconds or so a gift sent in this episode, a gift sent in the next one or a bit of a sneak peek of the merch that is to come??

Don't think she mentioned them and they appeared at the very last minute so yes, a sneak peek and I'm sure they will be in the next one. She really is going for the cheap sort of merchandise; if she is selling them, who on earth would buy them? They might just be a gift from another tasteless fan. I'm rather hoping that Spero will give her one of his ghastly T shirts that he gave IJ and PA. I doubt if even Steph would wear one of those but no doubt, we'll see her modelling his latest polyester monstrosity!

 

[Freesia54]

@Hemerocallis, you are correct.

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I do not think he will be riding an ostrich either, he is afraid of the chickens.
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He's such a Wus.... I thought it was just Gerry and SJ going to SA? when will we know for sure?

The event took place September 11, 2020. At midnight they celebrated BJJ's, 25th birthday.
September 12, 1995

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Has he got heels on his boots?... he looks to be towering over everone else, even Amaury..

 

[Pansygirl]

I understand that Ryan is not everyone's cup of tea, but he is good fun and enjoys himself, makes fun of himself and comes from a family of hard workers, have you seen their fish business, houses, and lakes ? I do not know one thing about fishing but would be pleased to stay at their accomodation for a peaceful week. To see the pride on little Alfies (his cuz) face when he caught that big fish was a joy, and no I am not some sad granny who thinks the sun shines out of all kids but like to watch people who make an effort, not just sit there and pose for the camera or give sob stories to fund their lavish life styles.

I have only seen him with his uncle and aunt who is Thai I think. Their kid are in their teens, who is Alfie please?

 

[Pyke]

I have only seen him with his uncle and aunt who is Thai I think. Their kid are in their teens, who is Alfie please?

You just answered your own question, that is what makes a cuz, kid of aunt and uncle.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Don't think she mentioned them and they appeared at the very last minute so yes, a sneak peek and I'm sure they will be in the next one. She really is going for the cheap sort of merchandise; if she is selling them, who on earth would buy them? They might just be a gift from another tasteless fan. I'm rather hoping that Spero will give her one of his ghastly T shirts that he gave IJ and PA. I doubt if even Steph would wear one of those but no doubt, we'll see her modelling his latest polyester monstrosity!

I thought the t-shirts were a gift in a previous episode of her grab-party, weeks perhaps even months ago? I'm not sure as I barely watch that crap, but I have a vague recollection of having seen them before...

 

[bembazaan]

@Trengilly great post. I do believe he has been preparing for sometime. I see a likeness, minus the facial hair.

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hahah

Our niece is quite well known in her country. My husband was not amused to find that her mother (his sister) born elsewhere and that he named as his niece's father, among lots of other inaccurate "facts". It was eventually corrected after many months. Not a reliable source of information.

thank you Jeeves. I was actually waiting for a backlash. I have never ever looked at Wiki for my info. Would rather go to the source. I am SURE sj only uses that WIKI which I find very puzzling for a formally educated person, which I am not.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

The event took place September 11, 2020. At midnight they celebrated BJJ's, 25th birthday.
September 12, 1995

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Thank you for confirming the Squirrelbaby's birthdate.

I thought the t-shirts were a gift in a previous episode of her grab-party, weeks perhaps even months ago? I'm not sure as I barely watch that crap, but I have a vague recollection of having seen them before...

Stephame always dresses with such satorial splendor - like the ugly beauuuutifuuuul crap dress she received in today's Cadeaux!
Although I did think Natti's dress is perfect for hiding any baby weight. I couldn't believe Squirrelbaby repeatedly asked SJ & Natti to put these butt ugly dresses on. If he liked the dresses so much I would have told Squirrelbaby to wear them himself.

It had to be hard work during today's Cadeau to ohhhh & awwwwe over the crap gilfts they received. I honest to God don't know how they do it and keep a straight face.

Another damn hedgehog ornament and a buxom, crazed fairy tree topper that looked remarkaby like SJ. I do start to wonder if some people are just taking the piss with their gifts.

 

[Pansygirl]

Thank you for confirming the Squirrelbaby's birthdate.



Stephame always dresses with such satorial splendor - like the ugly beauuuutifuuuul crap dress she received in today's Cadeaux!
Although I did think Natti's dress is perfect for hiding any baby weight. I couldn't believe Squirrelbaby repeatedly asked SJ & Natti to put these butt ugly dresses on. If he liked the dresses so much I would have told Squirrelbaby to wear them himself.

It had to be hard work during today's Cadeau to ohhhh & awwwwe over the crap gilfts they received. I honest to God don't know how they do it and keep a straight face.

Another damn hedgehog ornament and a buxom, crazed fairy tree topper that looked remarkaby like SJ. I do start to wonder if some people are just taking the piss with their gifts.

Probably because he sees himself as some sort of film director!

 

[KiKiGee]

I thought the t-shirts were a gift in a previous episode of her grab-party, weeks perhaps even months ago? I'm not sure as I barely watch that crap, but I have a vague recollection of having seen them before...

T-shirt deja vue...My guess, Sarah Yates may have sent new blue t-shirts and is patiently waiting for her (2) packages to be opened.
They will have filmed seven Christmas gift grab flogs... To date we have seen six. SJ promised another for 1/10/22.
Alice Allen sent a large box of t-shirts that was opened in September, @40:03
I wonder what ever happened to those t-shirts??? We know that the logo is no longer being used on the YT flogs.

 

[Green Fairy]

Thank you for confirming the Squirrelbaby's birthdate.



Stephame always dresses with such satorial splendor - like the ugly beauuuutifuuuul crap dress she received in today's Cadeaux!
Although I did think Natti's dress is perfect for hiding any baby weight. I couldn't believe Squirrelbaby repeatedly asked SJ & Natti to put these butt ugly dresses on. If he liked the dresses so much I would have told Squirrelbaby to wear them himself.

It had to be hard work during today's Cadeau to ohhhh & awwwwe over the crap gilfts they received. I honest to God don't know how they do it and keep a straight face.

Another damn hedgehog ornament and a buxom, crazed fairy tree topper that looked remarkaby like SJ. I do start to wonder if some people are just taking the piss with their gifts.

That last pic of a hedgehog decoration that Snorts is fondling, reminds me of this character from The Witcher.

 

[KiKiGee]

BJJ has a new gift grab expression...

 

[PatinaDetritus]

next time SJ should talk about Ruby's preferred pronouns not that she would ever give a tit about anyone but her stupid SA traveling pig headed self

Sorry, but please refrain from insulting pigs!! They are after all most smart intelligent sentient beings. Thank you!

 

[Luna20]

From the 1/3/22 gift grab live chat...


Time off is needed...
Scaling things back through February???
bee french @the chateau diaries @ohilip janssen did lalande have a New Years party
Philip Janssen @bee french Yes! It’s in this week’s Patreon video

bee french @philip janssen would any of it be in the chateau diaries on Thursday … just wondering?
bee french @phikip janssen I mean tuesday
Philip Janssen @bee french It won’t, but we’ve got something special planned for you all

bee french @philip janssen on Tuesday? Sorry I keep getting my days of the week mixed ip
Philip Janssen @bee french We’ll just have the Chateau Diaries on Thursdays during January (and possibly February)
bee french @philip janssen @the chateau diaries sorry missing you from the dailies
Philip Janssen @bee french

Grow up, a lot of working population go full crazy in December with all the meetings and planning for the new year. Nothing shown on the vlogs was particularly tiring to work 50% less for 8 weeks. Nothing shown on the vlogs for the past year was particularly tiring to justify so many holidays.
stop being such a brat.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Grow up, a lot of working population go full crazy in December with all the meetings and planning for the new year. Nothing shown on the vlogs was particularly tiring to work 50% less for 8 weeks. Nothing shown on the vlogs for the past year was particularly tiring to justify so many holidays.
stop being such a brat.

Wonder how long the trip to SA will be? Perhaps 2 months - not 2 weeks!

 

[Reader's digest]

Before I clicked on that photo @Reader's digest I thought that Fanny had placed a cannon on the bridge over the moat

She had actually

 

[Pyke]

She had actually

Typical La La, cannon facing wrong way to enable insurance claim for damaged property when it goes off.

 

[Reader's digest]

Wonder how long the trip to SA will be? Perhaps 2 months - not 2 weeks!

Phil said maybe February so they will stay till March

Yeaahh! I have no idea what that is, but… Yeahh!

Mummy might say "ratatouille a la africanaise" , very hot

its just a tomato based sauce with sweet peppers, onion garlic and lots of chilli usually served with mielie pap at a braai. You can buy it in cans but it is horrible, with added sugar. Its my go to meal when I have flu or a bad cold. Pork sausages, chaki and mash.

Here it's a staple since Worldcup 2010

 

[MojoDublin]

I don't think he'll wear a pith helmet. I think he'll wear a proper Panama hat, and prance about pretending to be a Graham Greene 1930s character. Only he'll be wearing skinny jeans and eye-wateringly tight Safari shorts.

Safari support mammal - on safari

Gave him a haircut didn’t help

How he sees himself rocking the safari

Reality how SSB sees him -

 

[Le Baiseur]

Recently South Africa has been flattened with Omicron, it has lost the wonderful Archbishop Desmond Tutu, its Parliament Building has been burnt down and now Slack Alice and Shitface are descending upon them. South Africa, your trouble does not come in twos.

The locals are eagerly awaiting.

 

[QuebecQueen]

Curtis just published their photoshoot video...do you think they know that their patron videos are shown here 1st too?