The Chateau Diaries #10 PR disasters and tax fraud masters

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I can't wait for Curtis to come to La La Lande! He'll die when he sees it.
That’s so true but he looks as though he has a few naff bits of kitcht himself. Some people can’t stay away from the Museum Gift Shop methinks .
 
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thank you I almost forgot about this one =] let's see what Conchita the fantasists and the Princes from the Chateau Disneyland tell us what we do not yet know
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dont they look alike on that photo, just different hair colour
There’s something creepy about him. The accent doesn’t help. The pre arranged questions from the viewers though. So scripted. The problem is every interview I’ve seen read or listen to is exactly the same drivel. Apart from where she said all money will go to restoring the lala land and then in December claimed it her income. When her book comes out will there be any new bits or will it basically just be same old? Should be an easy one for Ruthie then


I sense Brenda has seen the light.
Brenda - has Brenda really shared that patron video I suggested 😯 if she has whoever watch that video who has some sense would probably consider more for themself as to wether it’s the right thing to do.

And Brenda dropping in patron levels for charity and planting that seed to the thousands in her group. Maybe a revolution is about to happen.

Or perhaps none of that is her intention - a revolution is about to happen.
 
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I've just watched the weirdo interview with Curtis Ryan. He must have crossed paths with MP in South Africa at some point, can't see any other obvious potential connection. Why the heck would he and SJ cross paths otherwise? A wannabee egyptologist and a lala loopy loo - who on earth set this up and thought this was a good idea?

Such deep thoughts were expressed, I'm stunned at their insight. Not.

'I love Pompeii, let's go and dress up!!'

Pleez.

I confess I gave up half way through because it was so absurd, if anyone watched it all the way through, firstly well done, secondly, did it improve?

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I gave up at about 5 mins in. She was sooooooo putting her English accent on & it was just usual BS.
so Princess opens with the fist serve - she lived in the BUNGALOW (possibly with the front room)
so from the beginning of the 90ties till her father's death they grabbed all the welth which was sufficient to get house for mummy, 2 flats for SJ, renovate the Chat-O, house in SA, all the venetian mirrors, oxford schooling and so forth - well thank you for confirming that granny farms were indeed very profitable beyond comprehension
so garry and AUNTS and UNCLE were restoring, so how old was garry at the time, 18? she is used to watching people work to this day, I can tell
already as a 6yr old child, steffi was imagininig grand parties in the 20' and 30' - what a wild imagination of this possessed child (now we call it pathological)

I love how she proudly professes that she was ruthless already at 29 when she sold her and her Bf's flat from underneath him 👏 👏 👏 tell us more steffi
I have hard time imagining MP painting walls, maybe some hidden nudes under the wallpaper?

they all love the building
yes that's the way you do breakups, be still friends with them so they can support you regardless (work on the house, money, travels...) I am learning steffi, please continue

that was the first 5 minutes
I couldn't watch beyond the first 5 mins. Maybe I'll revisit it when I've stopped barfing.
 
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Brenda has given a huge explaination about dropping to the minimum patreon payout to the LOTL. Most of her post is indirectly aimed at tattle. Both on the fan groups moving in a different direction that just Lala land now. 🤔

🧵10 - thank you @Aceofspades for the set up ♥♥♥♥

☕ Omg 😯 brenda brenda brenda

I’m calling Bullshit ....

You were never coming with 3 friends with sandwiches 🥪 from donegal to dublin

In a pandemic .... WTF

You weren’t allowed since March 2020 to move more than 5 k for EXercise

Donegal your county threw the rest of Ireland 🇮🇪 into a Level 5 due to an outbreak 😷

Brenda - if you can’t afford patron THATS ok
No shame in that

But do NOT for one minute tell anyone that 97 euros a month was going to put enough diesel in you car 🚘 to drive 600 k round trip to feed the ppl of dublin

And you haven’t even bought the bread 🥯

It’s covid - you left in a pandemic to visit a chat ooo and act the big I am
Not once
Twice

You can fool some of the people SOME of the time

You can’t fool ALL of the people

Hang your head your a disgrace 🤞

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Add if any missing

CD - The Chateau Diaries
BJJ - Baby Jesus Jeans, aka Philip
PP (Nostril of Lalande) - Prince Philip
LOTL/LOTLL - Lady of the (Lost) Lake, aka Stephanie
SJ - Stephanie Jarvis
Nitti/Nutty - Nati
MP/MP2 - Michael Petherick
Trotter - any Petherick family reference
Ma Trotter - Sheree Petherick
Dear Brenda/BG - Brenda Gibbons (superfan/Facebook admin) from Donegal Ireland
Karen Cbomb - other superfan/admin, Canada
Donegals - limericks (renamed in honour of Dear Brenda)
Potty/MP - Michael Potts
Agents - Tattlers who find out juicy background info
Chat O (or variations) - Chateau (how Brenda says it)
“BuyMeACoffee” - give me money (no, really, give me money, I really need it)

PSDFHB - princess 👸 shouting down from her balcony
PRSDBP - princess 👸 in her robe shouting down from her balcony at the peasants

Wet Blanket - Fun hoover
Mickey Dodger - Woman who avoids sexual encounters
Edmund Fokker van Crayestein - Former main squeeze of SJ

If anyone would like to do a TL;DR, please feel free!
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@Dublindevil I just read the post, took a while, much as it pains me to say it she may have helped our cause. some super fans might actually sit up & realise they are being duped . She has certainly planted a seed of doubt that all is not rosie in the garden, are cracks appearing. Maybe she watched the patreon video where more plans are set out for gardens lakes and kitchen extensions whilst indoors you need to sit with an umbrella & wrapped up in a duvet SJ has no shame did it push our BG over the patreon edge. Another post like that & she may be struck off the castle xmas card list for next year
 
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@Dublindevil I just read the post, took a while, much as it pains me to say it she may have helped our cause. some super fans might actually sit up & realise they are being duped . She has certainly planted a seed of doubt that all is not rosie in the garden, are cracks appearing. Maybe she watched the patreon video where more plans are set out for gardens lakes and kitchen extensions whilst indoors you need to sit with an umbrella & wrapped up in a duvet SJ has no shame did it push our BG over the patreon edge. Another post like that & she may be struck off the castle xmas card list for next year
Certainly made me sit up & think Patreon cancelled BS taken on board!
 
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This.
I had initially thought, that Saint Brenda of Donegal had stopped her Patreon contribution, to alleviate the poor children in her local community - not even 2 hours later to see, she is a Patreon on that channel.
Probably was too late to re-edit it. So her name is immortalised for ever as a link to the pair of fantasists. She was probably frantically on the phone to the bank trying to cancel the direct debit whilst making up sandwiches for her and Bridie to take to the poor wee folk in Dublin.
 
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I have a suggestion I have heard of young people having "parties" when they move into new homes etc, painting or diy, when I come to think about it I bet thats what happens at the castle..silly us..its not a christmas party its a "come clean our mess because we are too damned lazy to do it ourselves party" no, I need to be serious, "A LICKING PARTY", to help get all the stamps on those bloody cards, plus it would give them the opportunity to practice multitasking as they clearly have not got a clue. They could give out trophies...like they gave to jxxl, for the fastest licker, the slowest licker you get my drift, I wonder who would get the prize for the best licker, I'll leave this one with you. PS they could maybe re-use Jxxl trophy If it hasn't been posted yet.

There’s something amiss I guess all in good time it will come out. No mention of the trips in April to LaLande
I don't think there will be any travel for a long time the end of the year if we are lucky a lot could happen by then.
 
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Think I found Brenda with a glass of wine in the black and white section at the end. Just before Curtis Jesus asked where Nati was.
 
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This.
I had initially thought, that Saint Brenda of Donegal had stopped her Patreon contribution, to alleviate the poor children in her local community - not even 2 hours later to see, she is a Patreon on that channel.
OMG didn't stay to the end.... how many patreons does she support.....unbelievable
There’s something creepy about him. The accent doesn’t help. The pre arranged questions from the viewers though. So scripted. The problem is every interview I’


I sense Brenda has seen the light.
Brenda - has Brenda really shared that patron video I suggested 😯 if she has whoever watch that video who has some sense would probably consider more for themself as to wether it’s the right thing to do.

And Brenda dropping in patron levels for charity and planting that seed to the thousands in her group. Maybe a revolution is about to happen.

Or perhaps none of that is her intention - a revolution is about to happen.
Was shocked when I saw @Sandor asked me to post. That was a surprise🤔 I'm not buying it. Think someone else mentioned maybe LOTL had words or more and this is Brenda's revenge is her own special way.

I'll be waiting for herself and her Donegal gals to sort us out down here in "the big smoke" 😀😀
 
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another theory involving a player we almost forgot about Mrs Trotter:

so Dear Brenda is asked to not be official FB page, not to respond to comments etc by SJ,
DB takes and offence to it, because she build up this community and whants to show to SJ what she is missing when she is not cooperating with her fakefactory, so she disuses with Mrs. Trotter what to do
MT has her own agenda and ongoing beef w. SJ so she involves MPK
the outcome:
DB fist send FB superfants to tattle.life so they are prepped for what is coming
MPK drops the line about the tattle.life in the comments to deflect from his not doing anything and also bc of the beef
now the finale:
DB unleasesh the ultimate FU revenge and writes a mile long explanatory email how she is just a old catholic woman kniting her day away in front of YT, at the same time explains everyhting inbetween and adds that she is poor invalid with was scarred for life, but regardless her condition she was blessed with 3 children (not so bad for PCOS)
post play - send some monkeys to post the info on tattle with some others confirming how good she is and that she would never sell fakes of other brands (she always makes her own!):m
 
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Interesting twist about Brenda, I for one have zero sympathy for her. The way she's had a go at others for just asking questions and attacking Tomaz and acting like she owns half of lalalala lalande. Not to mention ripping off other artists artwork. Miserable old bag.
 
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Please note 📝 I wrote this Last night after I watched the entire interview.....

Genuinely need @sandro37 and others to watch for the manipulative manner the interview was conducted.

Brief meet n greet with the fans was edited into the end of the video

Nothing changes that the money 💴 market she’s tapped into - and it looks huge
Makes it all the sadder ... these ppl are not looking for a Kardashian’s red carpet of commercialism .... they think they are saving a castle 🏰 and in return to the LOTL - she’s giving them escapism .

Their money 💰 and their right to pay 💰

Today

Chat ooo charlatan is one smooth greased monkey 🐒
And she’s not done with the free ride 💫

💫💫💫💫 daily ... tattle 💫💫💫💫

Here’s what I did learn -

lots of ppl on a global basis are genuinely having a rough time in the pandemic - and have found Joy n happiness in watching chateau LaLande.
CANNOT knock it ... not going 2

Seriously 😳 felt for them . Not easy .


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Await a debrief ..... 🤫 and there is a few porkies and well FED ... narrative - PR

Was totally almost tripping over the edge- she excelled herself ..💋 if he was a bar of chocolate 🍫 he’d eat himself

If you knew no better - you’d adore 🥰 it .

Almost
- till the credits rolled

LOTL is a player - I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger..... but she ain’t messin with no broke
 
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come clean our mess because we are too damned lazy to do it ourselves party
Bet SJ will make a third channel called "Not Doing It Ourselves". Dedicated to all the wonderful workers and their brief life at LaLande.

how she is just a old catholic woman kniting her day away in front of YT
You make her sound like an Austin Powers villain... Oh! and don't forget the craic! :LOL:
 
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Interesting twist about Brenda, I for one have zero sympathy for her. The way she's had a go at others for just asking questions and attacking Tomaz and acting like she owns half of lalalala lalande. Not to mention ripping off other artists artwork. Miserable old bag.
Three separate fb pages - escape to the chateau- all opinions your own

Actually banned an laLande chat 💭DB had gone like a rabid Rottweiler - many ppl noted why hasn't stephanie apologized for DB behavior - ..... the silence was defending
 
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I gave up at about 5 mins in. She was sooooooo putting her English accent on & it was just usual BS.

I couldn't watch beyond the first 5 mins. Maybe I'll revisit it when I've stopped barfing.
So the spring detoxification 🤮 is done, useful video, also if you're suffering of insomnia.....I just 😴 watching it
 
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Ok I watched the first 20 mins....😖😖😖
I now think she is modelling herself on Marie Antoinette....
Just go to 17:20 and listen to 19:30
😳😳😳😳😳
 
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