The Body Coach #2 Joe gets right on my wicks

[Brummiebird]

Just a thought, maybe he’s trying to create a platform for Rosie and have his followers invested in their “love story” to drive some traffic to her IG account. If I’m not mistaken, she has recently updated her account name from rosiejones... to ... rosiewicks1, which is currently sitting pretty at 267k followers.

She’s could be the new Jools Oliver, a dull professional baby maker.

Only with a soft porn past

 

[frustrated]

now on his story he's having TOAST with jam and MORE TOAST with egg and bacon. How's about that for a double standard - give Indie some toast and sugar free jam you pecker

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

‘Theres always time to fit in a workout’
Proceeds to stick Indie in front of the telly. Mate, there’s time for hookers and beers and a box set of 24 if you stick your kids in front of the tube. Not really a groundbreaking tip and also, don’t just stick your kid in front of the telly.

Sticking his kid in front of the TV so he can exercise before he gives her milk or breakfast. Fabulous parenting there Joe.

I was also so annoyed yesterday when he was showing off that huge haul of #gifted books that he was sent after banging on about Indie being obsessed with Julia (Mc)Donaldson. He can’t even get the authors name right! There are schools, play groups, children’s centres etc who would love a big collection of free books but instead someone who can more than afford them gets sent them. I hate social media!

 

[Headintheclouds82]

There’s 18 months in my first two.
my first had horrendous colic, the second slept through fully from 3 weeks (my third did the same and I am absolutely not fucking sorry and I’m definitely smug ).
Seems he got the easy baby first, told everyone how to just be chilled and let mum sleep and gave his unwanted opinion like he was super nanny with a beard and it looks like it’s backfiring spectacularly!!

Edit - he was one of those with one child who thinks he’s got all bases covered.
a baby and a toddler is a whole different ball game!
wait till Marley hits toddler stage and there’s two of them smearing their own shit all over the walls while the fucking Alexa plays whale music in the cunting background! Exercise and Gousto will be the last thing on your mind lad

Ps - Although smug, I never rubbed it in people’s faces and I never thought I was the sleeping baby guru either.
Mr Wicks is both!

 

[Brummiebird]

This actually makes me sick up! Reconnect with Rosie and a wink emoji

On the plus point I hope Indie is enjoying some carbs and treats.

I hope she snaps his midget tree in half!

 

[Georgethecat]

I think I am starting to fancy rosie now her bod has been posted that many times in the last 24 hours

 

[Spanielears]

My bits and pieces were still deep in recovery at 4 weeks! Reconnecting was the last thing on my mind! I was lucky if I washed my hair!

 

[Stringyone]

Oh fuck off you noblet!!! Just because a child likes fitness does not mean they will have a better future. It’s not that simple and what about those children who can’t be active? Eurgh can’t stand the sanctimonious twerp.

 

[Markle Debarkle]

I live in Richmond and occasionally see him out and about. He’s a scrawny looking little twat. I hate his voice too.
What is the appeal? I just do not get it.

 

[Loulou1984]

"We are going for a roast, mummy is hungover"... 4 week old/breastfeeding/going out for the day/hungover - it all sounds complete bollocks. You cannot leave a 4 week old to get pissed for the day with a stash of expressed breastmilk, mum would have boobs like rocks, pumping isn't a 2 minute job in the loos. I loved the notion of lean in 15 and even wean in 15, even though I have a few kids and knew that some of it was fluke. Now I just see a guy who I honestly believe needs a medical intervention. And I'm not even joking. Something is not right. And as a mum I wouldn't be letting my kids dad spend time with them in his state, its actually really sad and I seriously believe we are witnessing the 'downfall' of someone who didnt start off as a bad person but isnt doing himself any favours whatsoever. I find it really sad x

 

[Londonchick]

Urgh. My eldest is almost 6 and I still haven’t managed a night away alone with my husband. I bet Joe doesn’t appreciate how easy he has it. Plus all his posts about ‘set an alarm and do 30 mins exercise, sets you up for the day...’ erm, yes. When do I do that with 3 small children? I’d be getting up at 4am

Far too early to leave a baby. Plus Indie is still only a baby herself. The one thing those kids need in the world right now is their mum and dad. Literally the only thing, and he is still thinking about himself

 

[wishes]

The captions are a bit Fifty Shades of Grey: “mine” and gushing over how beautiful she is.

Ha this slideshow has really made me realise how few photos I have with my boyfriend! We don’t really ask other people to take our photo on holiday and at concerts and our book launches

 

[tidalwave]

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“Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you”

What a weirdo.

He wants to spend every minute of the day with her but is quite happy to swan off on a skiing holiday, leaving her at home to manage two little babies. Alright then.

 

[bubbletea123]

He's getting on my nerves. So makes those fritters for Indie at breakfast time and he is filming her eating and he mutters "come on, please like these." He sees that little girl as nothing more than part of his experiment. Gross. Stop filming her while she eats and stop filming her in the damn "bath." She has no privacy.

 

[Chablis1]

Oh, so grandparents I assume are looking after the baby etc. I couldn’t have left my daughter overnight at just four weeks old

 

[Frazzled_bedazzled]

I had been following the wean in 15 account. I found it useful now and again, more so when SR nutrition was involved on a regular basis. Recently his account has gone beyond ridiculous with the smugness but the recent stories were awful. I had my third child 14 months ago do from experience I guessed that once Indie discovered free will she was likely to start refusing food (as most are likely to do). And a fussy stage is completely normal, or loss of appetite for whatever reason. Or like adults one day you're more hungry than others. He claims he's laid back with it but he's not laid back at all.
Also had to have a wry laugh at him celebrating his first full night's sleep after 4 weeks. I haven't slept a full night for 14 months

Wild horses couldn't have dragged me away from my babies for a night away when they were that little. I had a stint in hospital when my baby was a few months hold and I was an emotional wreck.

 

[Wishwash]

I don't think I stopped bleeding that weird horrible discharge for about eight weeks and I had a C-section!!! Breastfeeding killed my mojo right off too I'd have been literally growling at my husband if he'd even tried to come near me this bloke is a knob but what's annoyed me most is that anyone could find where he lives now and if I was Rosie at home alone with a newborn my anxiety would go off the scale. How horribly horribly selfish of him

 

[Borntorun]

Yes Rosie!! When Daddy’s away, the girls eat pizza

 

[Greencatfysh]

He's reading the cbeebies bedtime story on valentines day

He can read?

 

[Brummiebird]

Feels like he’s trying to guilt her. Like look how much all my fans want us to be together/say we’re goals/are loving our pics. Makes me so uncomfortable like I’m reading his diary

I get a “look what you got to do, all because of me” vibe.