The Battista family

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I forgot all about the electric scooters cant remember them mentioning them again.
No they haven’t. Went on and on and on about spending over £1000 and then they never materialised 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just like the odd comments they make at Xmas like this is coming or you’ve got money as we couldn’t get x y or z. Constantly about money but nothing ever comes off.
 
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They got a dulux caravan guys! bleeping hell 🤦🏼‍♀️ Why are they always on ‘holiday’? Where are their bloody cats?
 
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I thought the same , It looked like someone had already being sleeping in them beds,
There was no way it was this decades ‘dulux’. Also what was with the beds? 😱 they either forgot to film so filmed the next day, no way would anyone, even if you’d paid the suns £10 holidays thing, would be happy with how it was left. Why are they so hell bent on being sponsored by haven? I really think Shaun and Dionne new to be put in school. They’ve never been to school or around people, they are both getting quite old now but you’d mistake them for a pair of 11 year olds.
 
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There was no way it was this decades ‘dulux’. Also what was with the beds? 😱 they either forgot to film so filmed the next day, no way would anyone, even if you’d paid the suns £10 holidays thing, would be happy with how it was left. Why are they so hell bent on being sponsored by haven? I really think Shaun and Dionne new to be put in school. They’ve never been to school or around people, they are both getting quite old now but you’d mistake them for a pair of 11 year olds.
They’d obviously been in and jumped over them but allowing us to think it’s their first time in! They really are as stupid as they act and look! Absolutely no hope for the kids🤷‍♀️
 
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Shouldn’t the older two be getting some outside extra tuition/support for the subjects the parents can’t teach/help with? Both parents are not from a teaching backgrounds and there will be content knowledge gaps particularly in maths and science. Dionne from the looks of her Insta is on a sliding rope to early motherhood. I guess the cycle will repeat with this one.
Maybe if she was acatually given the opportunity to go out and meet people, but these kids unfortunately are never away from their parents. I think the only friends or boyfriends Dionne has are online and wasn’t her last online boyfriend amaerican?

There was no way it was this decades ‘dulux’. Also what was with the beds? 😱 they either forgot to film so filmed the next day, no way would anyone, even if you’d paid the suns £10 holidays thing, would be happy with how it was left. Why are they so hell bent on being sponsored by haven? I really think Shaun and Dionne new to be put in school. They’ve never been to school or around people, they are both getting quite old now but you’d mistake them for a pair of 11 year olds.
Deluxe pronounced as dulux 🤣 and they home school? That worries me! Also when Shaun junior carries around the baby and Dionne follows him I always thing they look like teenage parents 🙀
 
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Anyone ever found what he does for work? I know they “run a business” but I can’t find anything. This all must be paid for with child benefits
 
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they mentioned something about them being stuck at customs and they never arrived so had to do a visa claim or something along those lines
Without sounding too negative, I think it was just more shite. It was around the time the minghams got their electric scooters. Even with the brexit issues and Covid I do smell bullshit
 
I don’t think they have a business either, I think they are trying to make YouTube a business! If they had a business away from YouTube I’d be pretty sure it’s something they rely on a lot of custom for so would surely be shouting it from the rooftops to get custom through the bfam fans too.

I remember when they announced they were having a baby and they said how that meant a bigger home! I’ve said before but I’ll say it again…… they’ve had plenty of time to find something bigger whether they claim they rent or own their home, by I do think it’s a council/HA house they’re in as obviously it’s hard to get a move quickly. They are all crammed in that tiny home and I’m sure the added baby was to get a bigger property. I know a lot of people ask for 4 beds or a 3 with finning room as well when they are looking to exchange. The parents do sleep in the dining room! I bet they were hoping they’d have a girl too so room sharing was more difficult eventually when she needs her own room, obviously she won’t be in the same room as Dionne!
 
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Someone I know knows of them (like sisters cousins aunts dog sort of thing) and they were under the impression that he's a window cleaner. Not sure how much truth there is to it
 
Please tell me someone else has seen the latest shower scene? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 god she thinks she’s lush. It’s another deluded Sarah ingham without the dollar or views. Fml
Go home Stephanie, make your husband wash his hair, put your kids in school, let them socialise and look after your cats!
 
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I follow the Battistas on tik tok. Shaun did post a window cleaning video on there tagged with ‘working dads’ so @nutty is probably right.
 
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