Are you mad? According to her Substack she's worked a whopping FIVE DAYS in December, she's not coming back for another two weeks at least.Wasn't she meant to be back at 'work' in January?!
Are you mad? According to her Substack she's worked a whopping FIVE DAYS in December, she's not coming back for another two weeks at least.Wasn't she meant to be back at 'work' in January?!
I'd imagine your child spends time with other children though, and youa actually have a social life beyond your childs parent. Anna and Mark live life hermits and Ralph doesn't go to nursery I believe, so where exactly are the Newtons encountering all these pathogens to warrant a weekly subscriptiont Boots Chemist?I say this as someone who’s own child bought home two unrelated highly infectious diseases over the Christmas break (vomiting and then a bad cold, so generous) there’s no way she’s gone the whole of the festive break without some sort sickness.
The difference is it was our first bout of illness in literally months, whereas she appears to be bedbound on a weekly basis
At the Beige Worshipping Cult Sunday service.I'd imagine your child spends time with other children though, and youa actually have a social life beyond your childs parent. Anna and Mark live life hermits and Ralph doesn't go to nursery I believe, so where exactly are the Newtons encountering all these pathogens to warrant a weekly subscriptiont Boots Chemist?
Lol that's why you never cut up and serve all the cheese 🫣 Do a few slices, put the rest away correctly in the fridge and have more if you fancy in the coming days, minus the tummy bugShe is back and recap her time since xmaa break, including a cheese board she served for xmas that she just finished - she thinks she is so funny but well, i take her seriously. No wonder all the stomach bug and sick.
Boring. And amazing Mawk was not featured even once in any of the recap (which were half about her substack smth screen shots).
What does she mean, "trips to Brighton"? Doesn't she live there?Either Mark's getting worse at photography (difficult given his astounding lack of skill) or he hates her, because he's managed to make her look like she's wearing comedy false teeth in this photo, like Cat the Dog from SMTV Live or Norm from the Twix adverts (yes, all my references are from 25 years ago ) - I know her teeth are quite big for her small mouth but they don't normally look like this?! (Also very blemished chin - perhaps overdoing all the treatments recently?)
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I thought that too - soft-launching the truth maybe?!What does she mean, "trips to Brighton"? Doesn't she live there?
I'm obviously trolling. We all know she lives in Shoreham
This comedy false teeth look stem from her warped jaw, regardless how bad Maaaawwwk is as a "photographer". This will always show. No amount of bushy brows will ever deflect from this reality.Either Mark's getting worse at photography (difficult given his astounding lack of skill) or he hates her, because he's managed to make her look like she's wearing comedy false teeth in this photo, like Cat the Dog from SMTV Live or Norm from the Twix adverts (yes, all my references are from 25 years ago ) - I know her teeth are quite big for her small mouth but they don't normally look like this?! (Also very blemished chin - perhaps overdoing all the treatments recently?)
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Every photo he takes of her is those memes of "photos I take of my bf vs. photos he takes of me". Except she's posting these on purpose and not in jest.I'd be upset if my husband kept cropping all or part of my head out of all the photos he took of me.
Nea year?!Who was saying she’d be buying leopard coats again because DING DING DING you got a point! And it looks like it has mange.
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