Are you mad? According to her Substack she's worked a whopping FIVE DAYS in December, she's not coming back for another two weeks at least.
The Anna Edit #24 Her whole life edited into complete mediocrity
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Her and Mawk are probably busy trying to figure out how to hide any evidence of how much money she's made selling her year old investment pieces. Never have I wish Jeremy Hunt and HMRC in all their endeavours.
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Anna Edit #25: every post has an affiliate link, to pay for the Newtons' miniscule kitchen sink
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Anna Edit #25: every post has an affiliate link, to pay for the Newtons' miniscule kitchen sink
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Anna Edit #25: Living her dullest life in the Mouldives with Maaawk (the other baby is somewhere in the scandi cupboards)
Anna Edit #25: Living her dullest life in the Mouldives with Maaawk (the other baby is somewhere in the scandi cupboards)
Is her first video of 2024 going to be some new year’s “reset” in which she pledges to finally get more organised using an app, and repeatedly bemoans the lack of “me time”?
I say this as someone who’s own child bought home two unrelated highly infectious diseases over the Christmas break (vomiting and then a bad cold, so generous) there’s no way she’s gone the whole of the festive break without some sort sickness.
The difference is it was our first bout of illness in literally months, whereas she appears to be bedbound on a weekly basis
The difference is it was our first bout of illness in literally months, whereas she appears to be bedbound on a weekly basis
I'd imagine your child spends time with other children though, and youa actually have a social life beyond your childs parent. Anna and Mark live life hermits and Ralph doesn't go to nursery I believe, so where exactly are the Newtons encountering all these pathogens to warrant a weekly subscriptiont Boots Chemist?
At the Beige Worshipping Cult Sunday service.
Was just watching the Golden Globes and Emma Stone's character in Poor Things reminded me of Anna - anyone else see it or just me?
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She is back and recap her time since xmaa break, including a cheese board she served for xmas that she just finished - she thinks she is so funny but well, i take her seriously. No wonder all the stomach bug and sick.
Boring. And amazing Mawk was not featured even once in any of the recap (which were half about her substack smth screen shots).
Boring. And amazing Mawk was not featured even once in any of the recap (which were half about her substack smth screen shots).
Lol that's why you never cut up and serve all the cheese 🫣 Do a few slices, put the rest away correctly in the fridge and have more if you fancy in the coming days, minus the tummy bug
Who was saying she’d be buying leopard coats again because DING DING DING you got a point! And it looks like it has mange.
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she’s so #edited
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Omg she is so dull that it’s literally not even worth the ‘recap’.
No amount of repurchasing a leopard print coat and red socks will help her at this point.
No amount of repurchasing a leopard print coat and red socks will help her at this point.
Either Mark's getting worse at photography (difficult given his astounding lack of skill) or he hates her, because he's managed to make her look like she's wearing comedy false teeth in this photo, like Cat the Dog from SMTV Live or Norm from the Twix adverts (yes, all my references are from 25 years ago 
) - I know her teeth are quite big for her small mouth but they don't normally look like this?! (Also very blemished chin - perhaps overdoing all the treatments recently?)
) - I know her teeth are quite big for her small mouth but they don't normally look like this?! (Also very blemished chin - perhaps overdoing all the treatments recently?)
What does she mean, "trips to Brighton"? Doesn't she live there?Either Mark's getting worse at photography (difficult given his astounding lack of skill) or he hates her, because he's managed to make her look like she's wearing comedy false teeth in this photo, like Cat the Dog from SMTV Live or Norm from the Twix adverts (yes, all my references are from 25 years ago
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I'm obviously trolling. We all know she lives in Shoreham
I thought that too - soft-launching the truth maybe?!What does she mean, "trips to Brighton"? Doesn't she live there?
I'm obviously trolling. We all know she lives in Shoreham
This comedy false teeth look stem from her warped jaw, regardless how bad Maaaawwwk is as a "photographer". This will always show. No amount of bushy brows will ever deflect from this reality.Either Mark's getting worse at photography (difficult given his astounding lack of skill) or he hates her, because he's managed to make her look like she's wearing comedy false teeth in this photo, like Cat the Dog from SMTV Live or Norm from the Twix adverts (yes, all my references are from 25 years ago
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It's a bad day when your teeth dominate a picture of you taken from behind.
I'd be upset if my husband kept cropping all or part of my head out of all the photos he took of me.
Every photo he takes of her is those memes of "photos I take of my bf vs. photos he takes of me". Except she's posting these on purpose and not in jest.
Nea year?!
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