I need help on how to politely turn this down.
We have this practice in my new team where people have to present a pre-defined PowerPoint to introduce themselves as new joiners (likes such as food, sports and dislikes etc).
We have to add personal pictures and present it in front of our whole team of 70 people.
I don’t want to do this for various reasons:
1. I’m a very private person
2. I’ve no pictures to put on there (I’ve no friends or family to take pictures with).
3. I am petrified at the idea of speaking in such a large group - I get physically sick at the thought of it.
How do I politely turn this down without sounding like I’m refusing to play the corporate game?!
I think
@tomato_paste ’s idea is great.
However it doesn’t solve the problem of the fear of public speaking so it could be combined with the voice over idea. If that’s too much, I think you have 2 options. Be completely honest or lie a bit.
Unless your job calls for public speaking I don’t think you need to lie about that, it’s a common fear, just tell them it’s debilitating, you don’t want to make yourself feel/look foolish as
your introduction to the company.
Come with solutions not problems so perhaps offer an idea like you’re happy to have people visit you at your desk individually or vice versa over the first week. Or perhaps put a little q&a together on an email (then bullshit the answers if you don’t want to share)
Lies you could use if you don’t want to be completely honest
- corrupted hard drive, pictures all lost.
- previous experience of workplace bullying or stalker, not comfortable sharing personal info nor talking about it any further.
However, you mention not having friends which you may be comfortable with/through choice but if not, this could be an ideal opportunity to be a bit open and you may find common interests with some of the team. If you don’t want to make friends, at least you’ll have something to talk about when you’re forced into chit chat that actually interests you.