How awkward was it when ste went to pick up Hudson from Ambers mum. She was talking to him like he was the babysitter
Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.
But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.
You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....
In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.
Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.
Mumbling JoeI always watch the episode later on but is this the one where Emma takes the baby round to finally meet mumbling joes family?
I genuinely had to put subtitles on during the scene where mumbly Joe went for dinner with his mate. Why does he add innit to everything? "My mum wants to meet you innit?" I dunno, is it?Well I'm from Liverpool and I couldn't understand a fucking word......we had to put subtitles on! Was feeling particularly sad because they were eating in Bold St....that was life B.C.......also I'm sorry but Nasseh is more autistic/aspergers than Emma ever will be
It’s the way every episode chloe moans about Jordan laying about whilst she lays right next himI genuinely had to put subtitles on during the scene where mumbly Joe went for dinner with his mate. Why does he add innit to everything? "My mum wants to meet you innit?" I dunno, is it?
Also why does Chloe start every sentence with "I just feel like..."
Jordan's "haaaaauseee" goes right through me.
Him saying haaaaaauuuse was so bad last night it sounded like he was saying arrrrrrrsssseeeee. Which he is.I genuinely had to put subtitles on during the scene where mumbly Joe went for dinner with his mate. Why does he add innit to everything? "My mum wants to meet you innit?" I dunno, is it?
Also why does Chloe start every sentence with "I just feel like..."
Jordan's "haaaaauseee" goes right through me.
Same im from Liverpool and was looking to see if I could work out where he livesWell I'm from Liverpool and I couldn't understand a fucking word......we had to put subtitles on! Was feeling particularly sad because they were eating in Bold St....that was life B.C.......also I'm sorry but Nasseh is more autistic/aspergers than Emma ever will be
Him saying haaaaaauuuse was so bad last night it sounded like he was saying arrrrrrrsssseeeee. Which he is.
If you follow her on insta you will see she does actually do alot of cleaning and does different activities with Marley.I just don’t get Chloe and Jordan. They both just look like slobs all the time, they have one child and a small house to keep clean.....
Yet they both seem to just lie about moaning, Chloe covered herself with a blanket at one point! They’re only young ffs!
3 kids here, usually both work full time, bigger house to keep on top of and both late 30’s....I wanna kick them both up the arse! Play, go in the garden, go to the park anything just fucking move!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrr
Yeah Jordan's is more noticable and really irritating , especially in the episodes when they were looking at bigger houses and he kept saying it , that's all I could hearIt just sounds like arse I agree! I hate it. People say it's a Nottingham thing but Chloe and everyone else dont say house like that
Emma’s eyelashes are scary. They remind me of giant spiders and look totally ridiculous. Like, have lash extensions or whatever but less is definitely more in this case!
Was he saying something about taking him to a festival aswell?Has anyone seen the snippet on facebook of Emma and Nassah? Where he turns up after over 3 weeks declaring he wants to start taking the baby out. And then calls Emma selfish because she says not right now
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