OMG her lips look dreadful. She was so naturally gorgeous in the earlier seasons, barely wore makeup!What about this picture is natural?
This is the best thing I’ve ever read on here, are you really Irvine Welsh?!Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.
But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.
You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....
In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.
Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.
Nothing natural about it but wow her brows are unrealWhat about this picture is natural?
She’s polar opposite to Erin I think that’s why Manley couldn’t handle Mia, she’s full of energy likes to be out the house , Loud.. Erins got the low pitched slow talking voice and doesn’t seem to socialise unless it’s with leoni
I agree Erin seems lovely I like her, but my pet hate is the way alayahs twerking in all her videos dancing like she’s in a strip club at the age of 4/5?I agree, 2 very different girls! Both very pretty although I wish Erin would stop pouting in her instagram pictures.
Same and it’s sad if he doesn’t actually do anything with chloe and Marley either. He wasn’t thrilled about having Marley by himself last week on the show, his brother seems really hands on with him though funny enough.
Oh man I agreeHis brother is a bit of a hottie...
Yes it is.I always watch the episode later on but is this the one where Emma takes the baby round to finally meet mumbling joes family?
im eagerly waitingIf anyone saw the programme that’s on after Teen Mom tonight about kids in drag please start a thread to discuss
Ste needs a smack in the face andI know we rip Nesseh aka mumbles but at least he speaks to Emma calmly and kindlyIt must be hard to try and be a dad from so far away (especially when they’ve never even been in a relationship!) Hopefully now the baby is involved with the family he will step up more
Chloe’s singingI hope she’s doing it for fun and not going to try and make a career out of it
Tel seems to think a lot of megan and the kids it showed in this episodeLets just hope they stay happy and don’t rush too much into wanting to play house .. just because you’re happy doesn’t mean you have to try for a baby ffs
Ste saying ‘you didn’t think of me when you decided to breastfeed’ says it allwhat a weird thing to say
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