Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.View attachment 128487Megan's bath mats£15 for the set , that's Chanel darling, oh so sophisticated. Chavtastic
I love posts like thisPicture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.
But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.
You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....
In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.
Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.
I started listening to the one with Marnie and seemed to scripted for me and I wasnt auI just listened to the first ten seconds of Mias podcast with Chloe but her voice went right through me . You can clearly hear her reading off a script and I’m sure my nine year old would read it better and her lisp sounds really bad - way worse than it used to .
I am going to listen to it tonight. Was it recorded recently?Listened to Mia’s podcast (I never have anything bad to say against her I actually really like Mia)... Chloe was very open, I did feel sorry for her a bit but that’s only because I think she’s lieing to herselfshe sounds still very deluded about the Jordan situation . He’s still at home and they sleep in the same bed but she’s basically said they live separate lives and she doesn’t really know what’s going on..
Mia was upfront with her and made a point to say not to stay together just for a child you can tell her opinion on it! When Mia asked what Jordan wants she didn’t even know she basically said he sits on his playstion all day and even when she goes on a walk it’s just her and Marley... This guy clearly is there for the sake of it, I feel like she needs to grow a back bone .
You can watch there podcast of Geordie og’s they recorded it when Marnie was filmingI started listening to the one with Marnie and seemed to scripted for me and I wasnt au
I am going to listen to it tonight. Was it recorded recently?
The first bit I started typing a few hours ago and got distracted so it was left on when I started a new quoteYou can watch there podcast of Geordie og’s they recorded it when Marnie was filming
This is fucking marvellous.Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.
But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.
You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....
In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.
Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.
Same and it’s sad if he doesn’t actually do anything with chloe and Marley either. He wasn’t thrilled about having Marley by himself last week on the show, his brother seems really hands on with him though funny enough.I’m sick of seeing Jordan on the PS4 so I can’t even imagine how Chloe feels about it
I rekon it’s absolute BS personally... listening to podcast and the live I genuinely don’t believe thatDid anyone see on that teen mom talk insta it says in the stories about rumours of Chloe seeing someone elseI feel like that would be the only way she would finally give Jordan the boot . No idea of the truth in it though
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