He’s down the bleeping pub downing as many pints as he can before he has to come home and climb on mummy elf and give her his elf juiceJohn must be really feminine.. what bloke would do all of this tit! Come to think of it we haven't seen any pics of him since he was trying to climb into that tree this afternoon! What's the chances he isn't even there.....
It’s will be festive and have bells on it. Maybe it will light up tooLooks more like magic elf piss!
I might comment on that last post and ask her what colour she’d like her straight jacket to be, she’s really not right