Tasha/Tanya #7 Cosy nights, Christmas is magic! It’s all for the gram, my real life is tragic
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can’t wait to see the matching pjs 
That’s an obscene amount of food for 4 people.Seriously all that food for the 4 of them........? She needs to get donating to a food bank........just greed......this woman has absolutely no Christmas spirit
You’re right she doesn’t know the real meaning about Christmas.
Making her own sausage rolls, with ready made pastry, hot dogs and plastic cheese 
Making her own sausage rolls 
Classic!!!!! And could she have made that tree look any shitter???
I want to love Tanya’s tree but that hideous tv unit has just completely and utterly wrecked the whole effect
However Tan wins battle of the trees by a country mile, absolutely no question!!!!
Today’s been insta comedy gold
Christ on a bleeping bike!!!!! Lettuce AND grapes?!?!
Classic!!!!! And could she have made that tree look any shitter??? I want to love Tanya’s tree but that hideous tv unit has just completely and utterly wrecked the whole effect
However Tan wins battle of the trees by a country mile, absolutely no question!!!!
Today’s been insta comedy gold
Christ on a bleeping bike!!!!! Lettuce AND grapes?!?!
Surely they are just decoration, none of them will eat it.Making her own sausage rolls
I want to love Tanya’s tree but that hideous tv unit has just completely and utterly wrecked the whole effect
However Tan wins battle of the trees by a country mile, absolutely no question!!!!
Today’s been insta comedy gold
Christ on a bleeping bike!!!!! Lettuce AND grapes?!?!
Slipped into her elf pyjamas wish she’d slip into a coma the bleep
wish she’d slip into a coma the bleep
Please can we all just picture her sat on the floor with her elf hat, slippers and pjs on, with about 70 different plates of food placed around her whilst her GROWN kids and husband look on in despair. Because we all know she does this for her own benefit.
Oh bleeping hell.... those slippers... okay people okay, the prized bleep is in the house I love the fact that she buys tit just to show the gram She is bleeping hysterical.. I hope she gets totally tit faced tonight and falls into that duck up of a tree and Johnny boy steals her slippers, strips naked and bleeping takes off down the street, chubby flapping all over the place.... Do it for the gram John...
I love the fact that she buys tit just to show the gram She is bleeping hysterical.. I hope she gets totally tit faced tonight and falls into that duck up of a tree and Johnny boy steals her slippers, strips naked and bleeping takes off down the street, chubby flapping all over the place.... Do it for the gram John...
I didn’t think she could get any worse lol. “Homemade” sausage rolls with shop bought pastry and processed cheese and hot dogs. 
Now it’s packet mix cupcakes. Their diet is sooo bad.
Now it’s packet mix cupcakes. Their diet is sooo bad.HowlingOh bleeping hell.... those slippers... okay people okay, the prized bleep is in the house
we can only hope and pray. That would be hilarious 
It's an absolute mess isnt itOh my god!!!
I don’t even have the words!!! What the hell is that monstrosity!!!
That’s poor tree, it’s making me feel claustrophobic.
It really is like a comedy show.
Tanya wins again.
I would be ashamed to put that on the gram.She could have at least made the pastry and used proper sausagemeat. Who the hell puts cheese into sausage rollsI didn’t think she could get any worse lol. “Homemade” sausage rolls with shop bought pastry and processed cheese and hot dogs.
Oh my god those elf pyjamas she is literally the biggest loser ever. Also why does she keep referring her husband as daddy as if her kids are still 4
This thread is giving me a stitch from laughing
That is not how you make sausage rolls
The way she misses out words from her sentences... My daughter did a good with help from Daddy... A good what Tash you bleeping muppet! I'm sure the J man was bleeping thrilled to make elf cupcakes, probably told all the guys in work he was dressing up like a kinky elf this weekend and making elf cupcakes, proper manly tit.. Picture him walking around the house with those slippers on Alright jingle jangle Johnny calm your balls mate..
Alright jingle jangle Johnny calm your balls mate..What the actual jingling duck is she wearing? Just when I thought I’d seen it all from her. If anyone doubted she was special needs before today - there is your proof.
2 words..... elf hat
2 words..... elf hat
17 grid posts today!! That is not normal at all. Does she seriously think she's showing off coz I can assure her it's just desperation!! I've noticed more new members are making an appearance on this thread so it clearly shows that both of them are becoming the laughing stock of Instagram!!
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