Two reasons Tran is a cunt today -1) she serves a fucking rancid kebab on Emma Bridgewater and then eats it off her lap and moreover 2) She refers to a bloody little river trip as a “cruising holiday”. She’s probably only staying for one night knowing her. What an absolute prick.
And as for Trash…haven’t been to a TGIs in about a decade (and even then it was when I was living in Middle East) so I could be wrong, but beans surely don’t feature on their menu do they?