Tanya/Tasha#27 Hi Ralph the new insta prop, is that an earthquake or Tan throwing a strop?

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These 2 are like kids in the playground my tower was higher than your tower, my tower is the biggest in Europe, my boat is bigger than your boat, I've got a husband, well I've had 2 and a H2B, you're a bleep... but I'm a bigger bleep 🙄
 
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She's probably cooked the puppy.
I'm guessing that #puppylife means shes too busy and smitten to have time to cook... just another excuse for expensive gluttony and upstaging, trying to portray the perfect life in case people think Trasha has had a good day. Stupid vindictive cow.
She’s so jealous of trash I doubt trash even realises it though .I don’t think she understands her passive aggressive comments so tan just gets away with them ,the nasty witch
 
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So The dog has arrived, Ralph. But we don’t believe that Spit is loving having him a round. Tan keeps recycling the same photo of him.
Tan went to an over priced castle for the weekend and of course she came across as a complete bleep.
she spent her whole time taking photos and staging the props she has brought from home.
She had her COTE meal, of course it was delicious.
we offered Taco a way out, we told him to comment on her dinner photos if he wanted us to extract him. Tanya has put a stop to the delicious hunny posts.
She then wore her stupid utterly ridiculous hats on the boat and it pissed down with rain. So they had to abandon the romantic picnic and have fish and chips in the same pub that Trasha had been too.
she then went on a wine tasting sesh. We don’t know if she swallows or spits??
We are still waiting for her coffee photo in her car with her nails or key ring on show.
Then Trasha went to out on Monday with Onslow. She went to a shop called Fanny something or other and got some new clothes that lets be fair look tit.
She is still watching 4/5 films a day.
she has had a week off with Onslow.
She managed to make her roast dinner look exceptionally tit this week, followed by awful Apple crumble:
She then went wine tasting, we don’t even wanna know if she swallows or spits. I think we can all agree, the thought of that makes our stomachs turn.
she then got some new vases, that Tan was a bit jealous of.
Tan is trying not to post too much and again is blocking poor Tattlers for asking about mug pies.
she then said she is sorry for puppy spam, but we are yet to see any!
Then today was epic, it was chavs on tour.
I can’t even begin to tell you how fucked up Trasha’s view of her life is.
She thinks she is couple goals! She thinks her hubby is gorgeous. He ain’t!
As for Tanya she probably smashed up BMW today and demanded Taco her her a takeaway.
she will no doubt try and get one over on Trasha.
Trasha had a Chinese, with her kiddies. Who are 16 and 13!!! I would say they’re teenagers.
what I wanna know is how much storage does Trasha have on her phone. 79 bleeping photos of a day out in London. Which looked tit, her food looked tit. The Happy Birthday on the dessert looked tit, like the chef was pissed off he/she was asked to do it.
She tried to look all cool and casual but she looked like she was ready to go on a march to protect trees! (No offense to anyone)
That’s all I can think of: I may have missed something but I am still in shock at Onslows tan lines.
Oh and we know Onslow has a second insta, that his wife doesn’t follow but Tan does.
we believe Onslow has mounted that tree and Tan, couldn’t get him to leave Trasha. So that’s why she dislikes the daughter. This is speculation.
Oh and we believe Tanya is not doing certain stuff because we mention it. Well maybe not everyone thinks that but I do.
We will be up to thread 50 by Christmas!
That's when the tit will really hit the fan with these two.
And we will be there watching.
Tattle will be on fire 😂
Oh and hubby aka onlsow put up a new gate for privacy but it looks like a gate for the pixies. We can still see the blow up bath tub!
 
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Oh and hubby aka onlsow put up a new gate for privacy but it looks like a gate for the pixies. We can still see the blow up bath tub!
 
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I find it quite sad to be honest, she’s acting like a teenager trying to impress her friends. Yes, a trip to London is nice but everything she did today wasn’t exactly bank breaking nor impressive. You can tell neither of them fit into the ‘fancy’ places they want to go to show off for the ‘gram. It’s all just so immature and embarrassing! I’m not rich by any stretch of the imagination, but everything they’ve done today just seems a little naff and chavvy
Tbf she doesn’t seem to try to outdo Tanya monetary wise. I think she knows she couldn’t keep up with Tanyas credit card limit.
Tasha and John very rarely do anything deemed ‘classy’. Tasha just buys so much tat!!
 
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She has even hash tagged missedmybubbas 🙄
And how is she homeward bound, while she is sitting in her living room?
 
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Waiting patiently for what tanyas comeback will be to trash spending the day in London. Shes definitely going to be bigger and better. She’s probably on the phone to her boss right now requesting 6 months off to travel around Europe with taco 😂
She’ll probably be nipping to Paris over the weekend!

Omg the train ticket is cracking me up.....
What a loser!!! Lol
Why has she put it on her tray?! I’m so confused
 
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I understand everyone saying Tasha wants to be comfortable, but why are they sticking up for her outfit. She's literally wearing black, grey, white, pink and denim 😭 she could have wore her pink top (which I don't think looks that bad) with a comfy pair of jeggings and some comfy flat shoes and she would have looked smart and still look like her "style" I personally think the outfit together looks ridiculous. None of the outfits I've ever seen her wear in the past have ever looked ridiculous to be fair. She could have wore her smile jumper and white jeans she had on the other day and still looked better.
Personally I would feel uncomfortable wearing something like that for a day trip to London that involved going to the shard and "fine dining" on a cruise even if it didn't look like fine dining at all.
John's faded cheap polo shirt made me crying too. He could have wore a plain ironed tshirt and looked slightly better dressed.
I also bloody hate couples who go out together and the woman always orders the same meal as the man because they can't decide what they want! I've seen Tasha do it before and sure I've seen Tanya do it.
Why does Tanya eat her Chinese out of a bowl with chopsticks. Sure she pours it straight onto a plate with a spork so she can stuff it in her fat gob faster
 
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It annoys me how she does her chops sticks
I never knew it was disrespectful to do that with chopsticks. Although I can’t use chopsticks, my brain goes into over drive when I try and hold them.

god knows how Tan copes, can’t shovel food in with chopstick. I bet she’s got a serving spoon hidden from the picture which she will use instead :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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I understand everyone saying Tasha wants to be comfortable, but why are they sticking up for her outfit. She's literally wearing black, grey, white, pink and denim 😭 she could have wore her pink top (which I don't think looks that bad) with a comfy pair of jeggings and some comfy flat shoes and she would have looked smart and still look like her "style" I personally think the outfit together looks ridiculous. None of the outfits I've ever seen her wear in the past have ever looked ridiculous to be fair. She could have wore her smile jumper and white jeans she had on the other day and still looked better.
Personally I would feel uncomfortable wearing something like that for a day trip to London that involved going to the shard and "fine dining" on a cruise even if it didn't look like fine dining at all.
John's faded cheap polo shirt made me crying too. He could have wore a plain ironed tshirt and looked slightly better dressed.
I also bloody hate couples who go out together and the woman always orders the same meal as the man because they can't decide what they want! I've seen Tasha do it before and sure I've seen Tanya do it.
Why does Tanya eat her Chinese out of a bowl with chopsticks. Sure she pours it straight onto a plate with a spork so she can stuff it in her fat gob faster
I tried to find the cruise and looks like a very limited menu so they had no choice but to have exactly the same, unless they wanted a veggie options 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

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Sad thing is you just know if Trash tried a little bit she could lose some weight and get that figure back from the pic in the last thread. It astounds me she isn't much bigger than she is with the amount she eats so you just know she will be one of those annoying twats who will eat one less bag of crisps a week and lose three pounds.
 
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I tried to find the cruise and looks like a very limited menu so they had no choice but to have exactly the same, unless they wanted a veggie options 🤷🏼‍♀️
When you read it there it sounds nice, then we saw the pics and it looks like and Iceland frozen meal 😂 not fine dining 😆
 
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I tried to find the cruise and looks like a very limited menu so they had no choice but to have exactly the same, unless they wanted a veggie options 🤷🏼‍♀️
None of it sounds nice. It’s all pre made I bet and then heated up. Hence why the happy b’day looked so tit!
 
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we know they read on here, but do you think they comment too 🌚 I know we had cutenose and the tetley account, but I always wonder if they realised they have to be more incognito and now comment without us realising
 
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These 2 twats are both fat fuckers... Tanya is definitely on the bigger end of the scale but Trasha is now not far behind... what the hell was she wearing yesterday?! I don’t think I’d put the bins out wearing that.. the shard is not somewhere you rock up to looking like that.. her and her mini-man must have looked so out of place ... yet another example of her desperately trying to be something she’s not..
All her life choices are starting to catch up on Trasha.. for someone that uses a million face masks a year, her face is bloody awful... as for her hair.. that needs serious help.. it’s so stringy & tatty .. it’s in desperate need of a good cut and colour... I just don’t get how she can spend so much money on tit tat but yet won’t spend on a decent haircut. I’d say her world of free tit is slowly falling apart...
I’m in utter shock that they both went to London looking like that...and why so many pictures.. she must have spend the whole day on her phone.. no wonder her husband cheats... maybe he just wants a bit of attention because she loves her phone more than him..
 
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we know they read on here, but do you think they comment too 🌚 I know we had cutenose and the tetley account, but I always wonder if they realised they have to be more incognito and now comment without us realising
I have the same suspicions. 🕵🏻‍♀️
 
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I tried to find the cruise and looks like a very limited menu so they had no choice but to have exactly the same, unless they wanted a veggie options 🤷🏼‍♀️
She did the same thing 4 days ago. And I've seen her do it other places. Unless everywhere else they go is the same with a limited menu 🤷🏻‍♀️

Still hoping we get a photo of Dips and Ralph together hehe 🐶🐹
 
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