Tanya Burr #17 cool girl aesthetic, cool girl pathetic

[ariannabrandolini]

Maybe she had hoped it would be sold quickly because she, Tanya Bure, THE it girl, actress, beauty guru and life style icon used to live there

Has she moved out already? Not following her anymore, but interested to know if she's staying in Fulham/London or moving out

 

[kittymeowlondon]

Mia Thompson who won the rising star BAFTA this year just had a baby and mentioned it in her acceptance speech
Barry Keoghan who was in Saltburn and nominated all over the shop also just had a baby
Having a baby is no excuse Tanya you are just a lazy bum

*Mia McKenna Bruce

 

[Ray1403]

I know this is Steve Coogan (he has odd festishes) but is really giving Jimmy Savile
is Tanya going for the weirdo look?
aaaaaaaaah!!!

it is steve coogan as jimmy savile from a tv show

 

[QueenBW]

The dress is gaping at the armholes, not the best look!
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I think it would actually look nicer if it wasn't floor length?
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That looks like she borrowed a dress from someone who's taller. And the super sleek bun with her face shape? She seriously has never heard of choosing the fashion that suits you. She's my age but looks much older.

And her weekend outfit... Why are her pants usually so tight around the hips that she gets a weird camel toe?

 

[Ray1403]

I'm Tanya Burr, of course I get my food shop from Ocado

i’m surprised she doesn’t go full waitrose tbh. that’d be hypocritical of me though as i do shop there…

 

[Sibyl Vane]

No, I don’t think that’s fair in general. That link got her in the door but she had something about her. There were other chapman clan that didn’t get very far with it because they didn’t.
You don’t owe your carreer to the person who trained you or gave you your first job or any of that, it discredits everyone’s own efforts

She was doing prom and wedding make up before YT, while working on MAC. You’d have a group of girls all getting ready together at one house and she’d go round and do them all. She’d charge £25 pp for prom + £10 for MAC lashes . Probably charged more for an individual booking but I don’t think she did it for long before YT took off.

Guess what kit she was using... Sam's. First youtube videos, Sam's. There is absolutely nothing about TanTan. She is only good at copying, and it's not the stellar copy with a twist, only the good enough one.
She was lucky enough to date the below average guy who happen to be brother of a big youtuber in the making but already MUA. Let's not forget that Nicola entered the picture when Sam went into maternity leave, before that, it was Sam's channel only.

 

[gossipgirl59]

Sarah Chapman is actually the name of the founder who created the brand It’s sold in Space NK and is rather good! Don’t let her tarnish the name for you!!

Oh I know Just a coincidence but I reckon she doesn’t care about Jim anymore but Jim is still obsessed with her

 

[really_whythough]

Also, takeaway cups?! So needless. She could even be shilling a keep cup.

 

[GM17]

Her face shape looks so different there to the ones in Greece that she didn't take.

looks like she’s had a bit of polyfilla!

 

[kittymeowlondon]

Oh, but did you know that (ugly) Tortware hair clip is just £27/$36?! Times aren't as hard yet, it seems.
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Why does it look like a slug?

 

[really_whythough]

It looks like she was paying a stylist back in the see-through tutu phase and now is going it alone but still failing. The red actually doesn’t look that bad but obviously the crease factor means that’s just not the one if you are doing anything other than standing up?!

Do brands not work with her for this type of thing? It really shouldn’t be hard to pick something good.

 

[levitating]

I am surprised she stayed in that house so long after her and Jim split up. I believe they split up in 2018? So that's around 6 years. They put a lot of time and money into that house, and Tanya hasn't seemingly redecorated or changed the furniture. It would always be mine and my ex-husbands house to me. To live there with my new man and our baby would be too weird. I understand not moving when there are kids involved, but wasn't an issue for Tanya and Jim. Also, and again this may just be me, but I wouldn't have liked to live in a house that big by myself. I would have done what Niomi did after she and Marcus split up, and got myself a cute little flat in Notting Hill.

Tan had a housemate didn’t she? Her teacher friend lived with her for a while iirc

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Maybe h.w.m likes her as a blonde and she's reluctant to ditch it? My algorithm is all about hair toppers, 3/4 extensions, wigs, light therapy and oiling now

They're more commonly used than I thought, and a lot look brilliant actually. I think she should get one and let her natural hair rest and reset, but it's up to her

She looks good at her new weight (post herby) and the dress she wore to that or trip was lovely.

 

[Margo_Channing]

From the Missoma IG page.

Dang that hairline is receding fast!!!

 

[Lionsden]

Don’t know if it’s the HD camera but she looks so much older than her insta shots. I know she’s in her mid thirties now so she will have aged from the 25 year old YouTuber but she looks so gaunt

Yeah, I was surprised to see such a crinkly neck on someone her age, especially as I thought she was using a filter on her face.

 

[Oaklyn]

Has anyone here signed up to her book club? I was wondering what's happening with that because she was asking people to send her their email, and it's supposed to be happening next week. I wonder why she's doing this, is she going to be charging people to attend it? If she gets 100s of people signed up is she going to use it like Reece Witherspoon uses her book club to be a power-player in publishing? I am baffled, and wonder if this is anything to do with her big news and loads of admin she said she had going on. She can't just be so bored that she wants a little book and wine club each month with some followers... there must be a business angle.

Mystery revealed in her stories! She did one free online book group so she could share photos and pretend these people had paid and found it good value, and now she can charge people. Well, make them subscribe to her substack to try and get the honour of a Zoom chat with Tarn. Knew there'd be a business angle. And she mentions in person book club too, of course it will be ticketed.

Side note: Is that Tanya's hand in Jim's photo with Martha! Or did he ever have custody of her when he'd moved in with Sarah.

 

[QueenBW]

Her latest reel was asking which dress she should wear and she chose the one which had the least people liking it and least appropriate for Royal Ascot - the other dresses were much nicer!

This is giving my Nonna going for brunch during a beach vacation Tanya is just so bad at fashion.

 

[coconochanel]

I wonder if she's met Zoe's new daughter yet?

 

[teaweasel]

Vague life update on stories. Is she getting married? Jimbobs will lose it.

Moving?

 

[Nitfey]

And that weak chin is either hormonal or due to Norfolk being the Alabama of the UK

What the heck is she trying to do ?