Tanya Burr #17 cool girl aesthetic, cool girl pathetic
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She just doesn't have the body type to be "fashion forward". And I say this as someone who is also busty and short legged. I cannot go around trying what my leggy friends try on and look cool with. It doesn't suit me.
Same. Fashion doesn't favour the short and busty.
I don’t understand why she never styles her hair
Why does she like pictures of her holding a tree so much? She posts them every year
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‘Cause she’s too cool! So effortless!
I think it's possibly too fragile? Looks so thin and fried. She should stop bleaching and have it cut a lil' shorter, she could definitely grow it out from the disaster it is now. I loved it when she had the warm bob, so chic!
And look how terrible it looked as soon as she went blonde!
How can she not see that, is beyond me
Cause she gets to brag about her neighborhood and look at how she is all serious and not looking at the camera like she's some big name celeb
She's the definition of cringe.
What’s the point of expensive outfits and makeup when your hair is looking like that. That’s the first thing I notice, not her outfits and makeup
Her hair has to be absolutely fried. Bleaching it to that level of blondness is super hard and takes away all natural oils and hydration so you're left with straw.
I don't get how she thinks it looks good either. All I see is a scarecrow hairstyle.
I feel the ~I’m so dainty, dragging a big tree~ photo trend was popular on instagram like 3 years ago, but she’s still doing it
The funniest bit to me is that whenever she's copying these trends she always looks like a Fail meme version of them. Like she just has no natural grace or elegance.
she’s definitely not the ~dainty fae~ she wants to be
can’t say I’m any better in terms of grace 
Sorry to chime in here with my Jim hate, but I’ve watched 2014 vlogmas videos from Lily Pebbles, and Tanya appears once or twice. There’s one vlog where Lily and Rich meet up with Anna and Mark, and Tanya and Jim. And I noticed once again that the main reason these girls (plus Zoe, Niomi and sometimes Louise) always felt comfortable mocking Tanya is because Jim started it, every time. Like, I’m not saying she didn’t play up the village idiot antics, but in these old vlogs it’s always Jim making some patronizing, mocking comment about her and then others join in. How on earth did she marry that man?! Whatever annoying thing she’s done or is still doing, I hope she’s happier without him in her life.
Sorry, that’s all I’ve got, carry on
Sorry, that’s all I’ve got, carry on
I know Instagram is all smoke and mirrors and she's probably got lots of help, but Tanya makes it seem like her life hasn't changed one bit since having a baby!
She seems to have loads of time to read/potter around the shops/go on date nights etc. And she's always showing her cosy evenings in with a movie, home-cooked dinner and glass of wine or lazy mornings with a cup of tea - where is Sage when she's chilling??
He must be a very good sleeper! My two year old fights going to bed and still wakes up at night quite a bit. Wouldn't change it for the world as I adore being a mother - but my goodness I certainly don't have the amount of "me time" Tanya appears to have and I am permanently sleep-deprived and frazzled!
She seems to have loads of time to read/potter around the shops/go on date nights etc. And she's always showing her cosy evenings in with a movie, home-cooked dinner and glass of wine or lazy mornings with a cup of tea - where is Sage when she's chilling??
He must be a very good sleeper! My two year old fights going to bed and still wakes up at night quite a bit. Wouldn't change it for the world as I adore being a mother - but my goodness I certainly don't have the amount of "me time" Tanya appears to have and I am permanently sleep-deprived and frazzled!
I think a lot of these influences have the money to pay for the most expensive sleep consultants and that probably helps quite a bit. I guess her partners family possibly live nearby and help look after him as well. But yeah she's definitely one of those that makes it seem like having a kid is the easiest thing, I have two under two and the only time in the last two years I've managed to read a book was in the two weeks I had off work before my second baby came and my eldest was in daycare lol. I think like zoe and alfie she must have a lot of help looking after him because she has way too much spare time!
I get she doesn't want to feature Bogdan much, or become a mummy blogger, but as you say it's like he's had almost zero impact on her life. Not saying he hasn't, but that is definitely the image she wants to portray.
In a way I sort of admire her refusal to divulge anything much about him including sleepless nights, if he's unwell etc, but it can look like she's just effortlessly wafting around reading books and going on date nights. But I suppose I'd rather that than knowing too much about a small child who hasn't asked for it.
In a way I sort of admire her refusal to divulge anything much about him including sleepless nights, if he's unwell etc, but it can look like she's just effortlessly wafting around reading books and going on date nights. But I suppose I'd rather that than knowing too much about a small child who hasn't asked for it.
She’s mentioned they have a nanny before ( and maybe in nursery?) but she has always wanted to portray (and by association sell products) a certain easy breezy lifestyle even before baby. You can’t win in her profession but it can be really jarring seeing her curated perfect baby!
I have a six month old with no family close and I can’t imagine having the time for all the books, holidays etc, the biggest treat is my partner wfh so I can shower in the mornings
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I have a six month old with no family close and I can’t imagine having the time for all the books, holidays etc, the biggest treat is my partner wfh so I can shower in the mornings
.Omg the accuracy - this is my life too! (Except family are close, they’re just not involved cos they don’t like how we do things - *love* that for me!)She’s mentioned they have a nanny before but she has always wanted to portray (and by association sell products) a certain easy breezy lifestyle even before baby. You can’t win in her profession but it can be really jarring seeing her curated perfect baby!
I have a six month old with no family close and I can’t imagine having the time for all the books, holidays etc, the biggest treat is my partner wfh so I can shower in the mornings