Good lord.The comments on her latest tiktok are hilarious - for anyone who hasn’t seen it, she literally just ties her scarf once and throws one end of it over her shoulder. GroundbreakingView attachment 2683550
the hair is giving rose dawson from titanic. but 100 year old rose dawson.I’ll give her management their due they must be working on this bookworm rebrandshe’s one eternal house renovation from copying sunbeamsjess again with the new book content
here’s the pics from the event
M&S now stands for Morons & Simpletons.What tf M & S? Tanya, Jim and now Lily Pebbles all brand ambassadors?![]()
What kills me is how every single carousel or group of stories about her weekends away is exactly the same. Landscape photo, outfit photo that doubles as a body check, artsy photo of her against sunlight, photo of massive amounts of food - preferably dessert or pasta - aka food she 100% didn't eat in full. Rinse and repeat. Nowadays she adds a couple of photos with Herby Bogdan in which you can't see his face but you can 100% gauge his size in case you're a brand that wants to send her free shit.Why does she make a novel about every little thing she does? She’d eat a cadbury’s cream egg and probably go into how deep it is for her to have one because it’s such a deep childhood memory for her or something. And the constant 10 paragraphs about when she goes away for the weekend… we get it Tarn the brand has paid for you to stay there if you post about it. You can just tag it like a normal influencer and be honest, you don’t have to pretend to write an entire goddamn novel about how spiritual your stay was or how you went there because you saw avision
you belonged there or something.
It really just comes from brands not understanding the current social media landscape. They'd do better with smaller influencers who have really active, engaged, loyal followings than with Tanya and her 4 million bots.I don't get the value on Diptyque's side of hosting low engagement influencers like Tanya and Marcus. The money they spend on them cannot in anyway way have a positive return. If this was 2015 I could see it but in 2023? Crazy.
She’s really out there doing the Lord’s work isn’t she,To be fair to Tanya, had I not read these wonderful words of wisdom this morning, I would have headed out in my bikini![]()
Could no one lend her a steamer?I had a look on Getty images and she’s at another event tonight..this red outfit would have looked so much nicer with her old chestnut coloured hair
…between this and last nights bun her hair is just not good (the bun is so small I guess as she has fine thin hair which is frazzleeeeed!).
Edit to add: lol RIP my phone battery
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Herself. She writes those herself.I'm sorry but who the eff is asking her for specific clothing links?![]()
No you are right, but she didn’t share a full body shot in them. A friend commented something like ‘you found the dungarees then!’ and she replied about getting them on eBay. There was already speculation in the thread about her being pregnant but I ended up doing some detective work and finding this connection (was a proud moment for me haha)Didn’t tan copy an exact outfit of Jennifer Lawrence’s while pregnant? Some kind of dungarees rig out? I think it might have been before she announced she was pregnant but J-law definitely was in the pic (but I could have that detail wrong).
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Found them!
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I was obviously definitely wrong about her wearing them before she announced her pregnancy.
Her posts are like being stuck in some sort of Groundhog Day loop.Someone is crying and posting random pictures of Martha in three...two...one