Tanya Burr #13 Authored her own misfortune

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to @QueenBW for the thread title.

Poor old Tanya's new Authored line limps along with little press coverage. Apart from a few reviewers that say it made their skin have an allergic reaction

 

[Kfpaaaw]

What is UP with that weird makeup photo?? I read the caption for an explanation but no....

 

[QueenBW]

Thanks to @QueenBW for the thread title.

Poor old Tanya's new Authored line limps along with little press coverage. Apart from a few reviewers that say it made their skin have an allergic reaction

Thanks @Jelly Bean but I really just reworked @Shutterbug99 's suggestion

It's funny how Tanya's thread is moving so slowly compared to one of her contemporaries: Niomi Smart, who has 2 million less followers than Tarn. Proof that she shot herself in the foot shutting down all content of her private life. Niomi's private life, admittedly a total dumpster fire, is what makes her interesting. Tanya doesn't even have that.

 

[MiraZol]

What is UP with that weird makeup photo?? I read the caption for an explanation but no....

I also didn't get it at first. Then someone asked her down in the comments and it appeared it was the sunlight. Not the best way to take the golden hour photo I must say

 

[QueenBW]

I also didn't get it at first. Then someone asked her down in the comments and it appeared it was the sunlight. Not the best way to take the golden hour photo I must say

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Poor Tanya, she tries so hard to be cool and artsy and edgy and she fails so miserably all the time.

What's that other photo of her sitting down on what looks like a random sidewalk pretending to drink a soda? Such an odd duck.

 

[absoluterules]

I can't believe I'm saying it, but I think her hair looks nice in that makeup pic. It was probably edited, though.

 

[OrangeDuvet]

How about "now take a picture of me while I fail to act as if I'm talking"

 

[hannah123]

Thanks @Jelly Bean but I really just reworked @Shutterbug99 's suggestion

It's funny how Tanya's thread is moving so slowly compared to one of her contemporaries: Niomi Smart, who has 2 million less followers than Tarn. Proof that she shot herself in the foot shutting down all content of her private life. Niomi's private life, admittedly a total dumpster fire, is what makes her interesting. Tanya doesn't even have that.

I find it interesting that Zoella still remains somewhat relevant whilst Tanya and co have taken a nosedive. Zoe only has 3x as many followers as Tanya but gets about 40x as many likes on her pictures. Considering neither of them upload much, it’s not like Zoella kept relevance that way. Kinda shows their entire careers were pretty much reliant on one member of the group.

 

[martaS]

Emily Tanya in Paris

"I eat cheese witches, piles of cheese"
(Sadly not Manchego)

"And croissants, and jam, and hot choc with cream! You must believe me!"

 

[Nitfey]

When she is constantly posting the foods she "eats" I just want to mock her as ross paolo
...bleh bleh bleh blugh

 

[Menene]

Emily Tanya in Paris
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"I eat cheese witches, piles of cheese"
(Sadly not Manchego)
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"And croissants, and jam, and hot choc with cream! You must believe me!"
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Who eats croissants with a spoon?

 

[martaS]

Who eats croissants with a spoon?

Someone who doesn't eat it.

 

[MiraZol]

Who eats croissants with a spoon?

Haha, I think I know who her soulmate is – Niomi Smart's BF (or whoever he is to her) who eats sushi with a fork, aka Forky

 

[kale-supremacist]

Not sure if it's a serious question, but she clearly used the spoon to put jam on the croissant

 

[bbk2me]

When she uploads and captions photos like this thinking it's soo amusing or she's being soo silly when there's not one single amusing or silly thing about it.. cringe.

Also, when you tell your 3.2 million followers to do things like comment their favorite fizzy drink on your last pic or go and show some love on your new brand's reel and only a handful (literally) of people do, that's your cue to pack it up. Accept that your career and relevance in the industry are dead DEAD. Has she no self-respect? I would rather quietly move on any day than desperately hang on by a thread, flopping at every corner. When's the last time she even did an ad? and she hasn't been invited to attend any influencer events in ages..

 

[Pundertaker]

I think someone earlier hit the nail on the head when they said that Tanya's career stalled when she stopped sharing her personal life. Her personal life was her career. I get that it might suck if you're uncomfortable with it but it's what always sold the Brit crew to everyone who watched.

 

[Fhoody]

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When she uploads and captions photos like this thinking it's soo amusing or she's being soo silly when there's not one single amusing or silly thing about it.. cringe.

she has tried doing this pose in almost every “candid” reel she has done over the last year or so…so it’s even more cringe when you see her still trying to make it happen

 

[QueenBW]

I think someone earlier hit the nail on the head when they said that Tanya's career stalled when she stopped sharing her personal life. Her personal life was her career. I get that it might suck if you're uncomfortable with it but it's what always sold the Brit crew to everyone who watched.

That was me I really truly believe it. Personal is the name of the game with influencers. It's why we all started watching them.

 

[sitkx]

Her first and biggest mistake was removing all her old YouTube videos

 

[Tea&Toast]

I think someone earlier hit the nail on the head when they said that Tanya's career stalled when she stopped sharing her personal life. Her personal life was her career. I get that it might suck if you're uncomfortable with it but it's what always sold the Brit crew to everyone who watched.

Until she realised there was a place where the most vacuous lazy talentless people like herself, can make an easy buck called Instagram. She doesn’t have the creativity or ideas for YT videos anyway, once her marriage went tits up there was nothing else she could think of to do but go on Instagram.