You can't prove you didn't eat something... and his protestations just make me think he did anyway 
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A takeaway every week after a weigh in and he wonders why he isn’t shifting the lbs
The calories in it don't count because he said 'syn'. It's like when I eat the chips that have fallen in the bottom of the mcdonalds bag - they're calorie free
Guys cmon credit where credit is due he has lost a huge 1.5 lbs this week the same 1.5 lbs plus a few more well a lot more lol he has lost and gained for months but yeah slimming world works wonders for him NOT! and he is a prime example of people not following the plan correctly he is giving them such a bad name kirk we know you read here give the choccie a miss a few nights this week as you may lose another 1 of your yo yo lbs 
he has lost a huge 1.5 lbs this week the same 1.5 lbs plus a few more well a lot more lol he has lost and gained for months but yeah slimming world works wonders for him NOT! and he is a prime example of people not following the plan correctly he is giving them such a bad name kirk we know you read here give the choccie a miss a few nights this week as you may lose another 1 of your yo yo lbs Cryin 
Wages full blown war on pitta gate and then proceeds to screenshot his purchase of Tesco’s confectionary aisle.
Get in the bin Smirk
Wages full blown war on pitta gate and then proceeds to screenshot his purchase of Tesco’s confectionary aisle.
Get in the bin Smirk
I love chocolate but even when I’m not on a diet I don’t buy that much bleeping sweets, it’s disgusting
Oh my god, he makes my vagina shrivel up and die
It's like he's far too keen and desperate. It's not normal. He obviously knows he's punching.
He filters the duck out of the pair of them too.
He filters the duck out of the pair of them too.
That filter kills me. Absolutely hilarious.
She’s pretty and seems to do well on slimming world. I can’t understand why she’s with him…he’s so slimy. He’s not good looking AND he’s a creep and he’ll end up derailing her healthy eating
I've had a nosey thru her insta and she seems really insecure and seems really pissed off with her body as she says she's had failed IVF etc. I wonder if she's really low and vunerable? Plus he has kids and if she can't have any of her own?? Like you say she's young and pretty, and he's a middle aged,fat, pervert.
you’ve won the internet today middle aged fat Pervert this sums him up perfectly but don’t forget he is hula hoop extraordinaire also Oh my god, I’d forgotten about the hula hooping
I am honestly so sorry to remind youOh my god, I’d forgotten about the hula hooping
unfortunately for me the memory is inprinted on my brain I can’t unsee it 
This is what I've been thinking the whole time but never wanted to say it!! I honestly think its the fact that he has kids and he's probably sold her the 'My kids would love you being their step mummy' knowing full she's vulnerable and has sadly struggled with fertility. He's a predator and has prayed and is now like the cat who's got the cream. She's a beautiful young woman and there's no explanation why anyone would get with lurch the perv
His excuse of we can’t make dinner so that’s why we have to get a take away is such crap!!!