Lord Farquad
Chatty Member
Imagine your boyfriend throwing his moobs in the air and photographing his kebab to prove the lack of pitta to his Instagram followers
Obviously. By not eating the crusts you can use the calories for 7 KFC's, 2 tubs of Ben & Jerry's, 12 gin & tonics and a bar of orange chocolate. StupidIs it a SW thing to not eat crusts on bread?
I'll say it (and probably burn in hell) but it's only what everybody will be thinking .. . His lad looks like he could do with cutting back on a snack or two.Encouraging his kids to have cake for breakfast. Great example to be setting.
you’ve won the internet today middle aged fat Pervert this sums him up perfectly but don’t forget he is hula hoop extraordinaire alsoI've had a nosey thru her insta and she seems really insecure and seems really pissed off with her body as she says she's had failed IVF etc. I wonder if she's really low and vunerable? Plus he has kids and if she can't have any of her own?? Like you say she's young and pretty, and he's a middle aged,fat, pervert.
Haha what makes you think that?I reckon he has a drinking problem and he’s giving it to her now
Kirky writing down he's eaten seven potato smileys, 24 chicken nuggets and 17 chunks of chocolate will definitely make a differenceThese people are morons, agree with food diary’s, food planners but just get a note pad ffs
And cries afterwith his socks on
He's got the head of an egg and the body of a 64 year old dinner lady when she takes her bra off at the end of a hard shift.View attachment 693980
Saggier than mine! Mine don’t fall under my armpits until I’m lying down