She writes out lists of outfits and then styles them for photos before vacation. She needs a therapist. Not to mention all her body issues, the fact she’s a narcissist and can’t keep friends, etc etc.
Suzie Bonaldi #4 More Zara clothes than adjectives in her vocabulary *so cute*
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I just can't with her hair. The way she styles her fringe (feathery, flicked out ends) just flat out does not go with the rest of her hair, especially when it's straight.
Not to mention, the actual cut of her fringe also doesn't go with her hair when she has it wavy either – you need more layers around the front. She looks like she's got an overgrown blunt fringe and there's no graduation or blending into the rest of the hair, so it looks especially naff with wavy hair.
She's got a good head of hair now; her hairdresser either secretly hates her or is just not very good at cutting hair.
Not to mention, the actual cut of her fringe also doesn't go with her hair when she has it wavy either – you need more layers around the front. She looks like she's got an overgrown blunt fringe and there's no graduation or blending into the rest of the hair, so it looks especially naff with wavy hair.
She's got a good head of hair now; her hairdresser either secretly hates her or is just not very good at cutting hair.
Makes you wonder if she was secretly hoping for a ring to pop... Hence her dress choice for walking on the beach.Who goes in the sea with a designer handbag and silky dress!? I thought it was wild that she took that dress on holiday anyway but she's wearing it on the beachsoOOOooOOO cute!
Matchy match. Trust her! 
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have they moved from that area? Bore off!Attachments
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She looks a twit in that Fendi cap.
I’m still catching up with her, but me oh my every single one of her outfits she packed for Greece are horrendous.
surely she has some classic dresses (day and night) she can reuse?
Ive spent literally 10 years, all of my working adult life slowly putting together a holiday wardrobe of pieces I LOVE that flatter me in shape, cut and colour. It’s been trial and error, maybe nailed one or two looks every holiday, but it’s all built up now to a really solid base. I have about 5 perfect bikinis/swim suits, 10 day dresses and 10 evening dresses. I save them for holiday and those particularly hot odd days in august. I keep them in my attic for what, 51 weeks of the year, and then when holiday time comes around am good to go. so many amazing memories from each of those outfits too… the dress my husband proposed to me in… the dress I wore for my hen do… the dress I wore to my friends wedding! Etc etc.
I don’t ever feel bored of those clothes because I wear them so infrequently,it saves waste of buying a load of fast fashion, and I know they all make me look and feel my best. I am so baffled by this trend led fast fashion approach. How could any regular person afford it, and not wince at the waste? To top it off with Suze, every one of those outfits made her look the worst she ever has IMO.
surely she has some classic dresses (day and night) she can reuse?
Ive spent literally 10 years, all of my working adult life slowly putting together a holiday wardrobe of pieces I LOVE that flatter me in shape, cut and colour. It’s been trial and error, maybe nailed one or two looks every holiday, but it’s all built up now to a really solid base. I have about 5 perfect bikinis/swim suits, 10 day dresses and 10 evening dresses. I save them for holiday and those particularly hot odd days in august. I keep them in my attic for what, 51 weeks of the year, and then when holiday time comes around am good to go. so many amazing memories from each of those outfits too… the dress my husband proposed to me in… the dress I wore for my hen do… the dress I wore to my friends wedding! Etc etc.
I don’t ever feel bored of those clothes because I wear them so infrequently,it saves waste of buying a load of fast fashion, and I know they all make me look and feel my best. I am so baffled by this trend led fast fashion approach. How could any regular person afford it, and not wince at the waste? To top it off with Suze, every one of those outfits made her look the worst she ever has IMO.
Looks like he is holding a child. Physically and emotionally she is a child.
I wonder if she’ll show us anything other than pool shots with her in it? 
Just kidding she’s far too shallow, self absorbed, immature and dumb to think we might like to see some of the country she’s visiting! 
Just kidding she’s far too shallow, self absorbed, immature and dumb to think we might like to see some of the country she’s visiting! She seems like someone who actually thrives on being single. When she’s in a relationship her whole world narrows down completely, and she really believes her own hype. Sickening atm, and I say that as someone who adored her just a couple of years ago.
With a vibeeee.
Isn't his book upside down?!
Her teeth look nice here. But she has a lot of lines
She doesn't look healthy. All those yummy vegan things she could be eating with her disposal income...This looks like a still from the opening of a disaster movie.Cringe
Leopard print sue with the bossy merch who sang Ariana Grande songs while doing McDonald's mukbangs? Yeah, I kinda miss her too! More fun that this version of suz 'ello October.
The crab pose.
I can't. Embarrassing.
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Wonder which poor soul was roped into taking that photo for them.
That koala bear pose is usually the death knell of a relationship, just ask Niomi Smart!
Lauren. Probably made her pay her own way too
I wonder if she's keeping that massive leg tattoo? Actually all of her tattoos are pretty bad to be honest, but due to its size that leg rose monstrosity is the worst offender.Classy couple
I’m sure if she could pull an Estee Lalonde and get #gifted tattoo removal sessions, she would. I get tattoos are personal and blah blah blah, but when they show through your fashion fast crappily made white trousers, maybe question if it was worth it.
Make it stop. Still not ventured very far then?Attachments
Can't just go with a completely natural, organic holiday pic. Gotta do the Insta pose and make sure the saddle bag is visible. What a truly sad existence.
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