Supertanskiii

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Professional 'influencers' having to make ends meet just reminds me of this:

 

[L3moning]

She's never mentioned having a partner, although she did threaten to call the police when someone suggested she might have slept with Russ, so maybe no one has dared bring it up

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

It does show a level of hubris that she thinks her heavily edited rants in the comfort of her own home make her a formidable opponent. Don't get me wrong a lot of MPs are absolute shitrags but they are used to a lot harsher treatment than Tan is fantasising about.

 

[L3moning]

The best parody account of course is Chess In Russia

 

[gimm3more]

Anyone know any pro bono lawyers given it’s not the SabbathView attachment 1944433?

I know a baseball bat wielding fox killer KC that might be available

 

[peachplumpear]

she tries so, so hard to be edgy but just ends up coming off like the bit in ali g indahouse where they give the police the finger from underneath the window.

 

[CookieZippy]

If this was a teenager then I would understand but this is a 30-40 something year old woman who needs to get a fucking life. Shit like this is what makes swing voters vote Tory because they think ‘the left’ are immature.

That is absolutely spot on. The jumper is just utterly immature and I bet she doesn't wear it outside of her house. Her whole act is acting like an edgy, angry 12 year old that thinks she's being ever so naughty by swearing all the time.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

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The way that she insists her landlord only has one property when nobody asked is weird and quite funny.

It’s also sad that she is a grown woman but isn’t capable of taking a picture without looking like a tryhard teenager.

This is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen.

 

[StatusWoe]

and we have arrived at the "i have covid again. leave me alone" stage

Oh ffs. Those Hitler photos will still be there when she recovers from her 'bad covid'.

Carry on, maybe blame the lizards and go full Icke - you know you want to.

That made me lol. Was going to photoshop Jeremy Corbyn's face onto the body of a lizard but am too lazy, so you'll just have to imagine it.

I don't particularly care about 15yo Facebook posts but it's a bit rich she's upset people are calling her mean things.

I know they were posted a long time ago, and initially I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but as other posters (it might've been @Sideboard Bob) have mentioned, the weird antisemitism seems to be a recurring theme with Tan.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Oh it will suddenly become a very serious matter the moment it happens to someone she likes. But while it's only happened to THE BADDIES!!!! it's just a bit of a laugh lol

That's it. Because it's Farage it is all hilarious and he deserves it. But imagine if the criteria widened to outspoken left leaning people.
She's the sort to complain that people protesting for say, the Countryside Alliance or Brexit, should be banned and then be amazed and outraged that this leads to ALL peaceful protests being illegal.
She seems to only want to protect civil rights for a certain group of people. Which kind of defeats the point of civil rights.

 

[SquirrelWatch]

Wait, does anyone know why she calls herself “Supertanskiii”? It sounds like an AI-generated 1980s darts player nickname.

You cockwomble!
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This is what Supertanskiii is really like. She is a Cameronite Tory. It's just that she doesn't like these current Tories...

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Had to pop over from the JM thread as I have never interacted with this woman in my life aside from one comment on her post that was actually nothing to do with her and she blocked me? Bit sensitive this one is she?

ETA: all I had commented was that I wondered when we’d get our payment from Tufton Street for the “coordinated attack”

 

[Rainemae]

Oh dear. Looks like someone is upset that people know she pays for Twitter…

Very funny that she tried to get verified under the old system as a ‘notable person’. What exactly is notable about sweary tiktok clips with stolen content?

 

[CookieZippy]

I still can't my head around the idea that she'll follow you back on twitter but only for £20 or more. £5 or £10 isn't enough money to click that button. Arsehole.

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

Are we sure she isn't Jack?

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Btw it was very important she spoke at Glastonbury to the horrors of TORIES.
Because famously the Glastonbury crowd need to be educated about these things.

God almighty, that noise you can hear is the sound of a thousand neck-beards collectively ejaculating over their second favourite middle class grifter…

 

[MediumLoad]

I imagine aside from being lazy Tan would also struggle having to string 'witty' zingers together without the benefit of a thousand jump cut edits.

Jesus, imagine the outtakes.

Take One:

"The Tories are a bunch of Trumpspunkets. Fuck. Cut!"

Take Two:

"The Tories are a bunch of Strump... Fuck.2

Take Three:

"The Spunktories... Fuck it all to hell."

Take Twelvety Thousand:

"The Tories are a bunch of Spunktrumpets!"

"Fucking nailed it! Another zinger by me. God, I'm so fucking brilliant!"

 

[LadyGarden]

I knew I'd seen another one!

Makes me laugh how Jack Monroe lost her shit over a single parody account yet Scamskiii has/had at least 3. You aint all that, Monroe.

 

[Irishgal85]

What I find hilarious is her " oh I was young and didn't realise' but she made a FB post 6 years after the event to boost about what she done

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Elodie is such a working class name!

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Oh gawd not another thread to keep up with, she totally deserves her own thread though. A Centrist Dad I know in real life absolutely loves her this will be the antidote, cheers lads.