Supertanskiii #2 Jeremy Corbyn made me impersonate Hitler at Glastonbury

[lilykestrel]

Has it occurred to the bold Tanners that, in 44 days, she too will be out of a job?

well she'll probably get 30 more days out of the 'making Tories cry in a sports hall' joke post-election

then she can either evolve into being outright Starmer stan account, or maybe pivot to Extreme Remain Rejoin EU. Yes, not particularly a hot button political topic at the moment, but there's plenty of numpties on Twitter to keep the lights on. Or she can start slagging off Labour politicians.

 

[Mr Krabs]

well she'll probably get 30 more days out of the 'making Tories cry in a sports hall' joke post-election

then she can either evolve into being outright Starmer stan account, or maybe pivot to Extreme Remain Rejoin EU. Yes, not particularly a hot button political topic at the moment, but there's plenty of numpties on Twitter to keep the lights on. Or she can start slagging off Labour politicians.

Oh for sure. When Starmer can’t magically fix all the problems overnight it’ll be a campaign for a new leader. Then years of lame quips about them being Tories Light.

Or maybe she’ll pivot to churning out a different kind of half arsed content. She could be one of those generic tiktokkers who make those boring ‘getting ready in 2012’ nostalgia videos since her style is pretty much stuck in that decade.

 

[lilykestrel]

She could be one of those generic tiktokkers who make those boring ‘getting ready in 2012’ nostalgia videos since her style is pretty much stuck in that decade.

She could switch to "taking selfies in 2012" with 0% effort

 

[Lobster Johnson]

I can’t wait for Tan’s massive super no Tories allowed spiffy election party!
You know, the one with the massive venue. You wouldn’t know it, it goes to a different school.

 

[MediumLoad]

well she'll probably get 30 more days out of the 'making Tories cry in a sports hall' joke post-election

then she can either evolve into being outright Starmer stan account, or maybe pivot to Extreme Remain Rejoin EU. Yes, not particularly a hot button political topic at the moment, but there's plenty of numpties on Twitter to keep the lights on. Or she can start slagging off Labour politicians.

The Starmer stans seem to be the majority of her fan club from what little I see of her content. Plenty of knockabout fun for her by taunting the perma-online Momentum crew who see the current Labour executive as a million times worse than the Tories. She's already had some beef with them and dismissed them as "wreckers" or somesuch term.

 

[ochebalboa]

Would be funny if she didn’t have that party after all and she couldn’t get a venue

44 days time I wonder what her stick will be?

 

[lilykestrel]

RISHI RUINED MY PARTY BY THROWING THE ELECTION AT TOO SHORT NOTICE TORY TWAAAAAAAT probs

 

[Redvers36]

There is going to be rather an irony in Tan going to the unemployment benefits office under a Labour government.

Skills? " I called Johnny Mercer Johnny Minge"
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[Winthropp Tuesday]

There is going to be rather an irony in Tan going to the unemployment benefits office under a Labour government.

Skills? " I called Johnny Mercer Johnny Minge"
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Skills? "Dystopia warning - I am Queen of the Jumpcut and you will all bow down to me" ...and then everyone clapped and cheered, etc.

 

[lilykestrel]

 

[Lobster Johnson]

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Gonna need some more info here...

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Maybe Tan will actually appear at the party on screen like Big Brother from 1984 to ensure the angles and jump cuts aren't compromised by pesky real life.

Maxine Headroom.

 

[L3moning]

well she'll probably get 30 more days out of the 'making Tories cry in a sports hall' joke post-election

then she can either evolve into being outright Starmer stan account, or maybe pivot to Extreme Remain Rejoin EU. Yes, not particularly a hot button political topic at the moment, but there's plenty of numpties on Twitter to keep the lights on. Or she can start slagging off Labour politicians.

She'll start going on about Corbyn, especially if he keeps his seat as an Independent.

 

[lilykestrel]

There was a segment on my BBC local radio today where they did vox pops of people on the streets and most of them said they wouldn't vote because there's no point because politicians are all the same. They must all be loaded

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

Supertanskiii #3 “I'm so anti-Tory, I opened my craft beer with a hammer and sickle”

Jumping in to start a new thread for Supertwatskiii - thank you to @Sideboard Bob for the epic thread title nomination which had the most votes. Carry on discussing the Jump Cut Queen and her Dystopia Warning bandwagon here. Coming to a sports hall near you soon…

tattle.life

New thread this way lads and lasses xx